Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Oct 15, 2017 12:59 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
Watch on youtube.com


You can’t talk about a tactical masterclass when it’s nil-nil, classic put down lol
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:00 pm

Chinners wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Praising us to the extreme this morning. Nearly fell out of my chair.

Samuels saying if we were to win the PL this season that we would be classed as the greatest team to do so. Ducker raving about KDB and the performance yesterday. Even Custis hadn't a bad word to say

Video or it didn't happen.

Watch on youtube.com


Excellent, cheers for that JC

I have always been wary of the Bearded Clam, partly because he used to rip the shyte out of us every week (and in hindsight we probably were more often than not) and partly because he writes for the Mail .... I'm coming round to him thou


He has always been the best respected sports journo out there in many people's opinion - he has zero agenda and if hes slagged us off its because we deserved it.

I have always liked reading his opinions on matches.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:21 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Chinners wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Praising us to the extreme this morning. Nearly fell out of my chair.

Samuels saying if we were to win the PL this season that we would be classed as the greatest team to do so. Ducker raving about KDB and the performance yesterday. Even Custis hadn't a bad word to say

Video or it didn't happen.

Watch on youtube.com


Excellent, cheers for that JC

I have always been wary of the Bearded Clam, partly because he used to rip the shyte out of us every week (and in hindsight we probably were more often than not) and partly because he writes for the Mail .... I'm coming round to him thou


He has always been the best respected sports journo out there in many people's opinion - he has zero agenda and if hes slagged us off its because we deserved it.

I have always liked reading his opinions on matches.

The thing about Samuels is that he loves football and cares about it. He doesn't get involved in the petty shit that the rest do. Whoever that guy is reading out from the brief he got from Mourinho was a fucking embarrassment.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby john@staustell » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:26 pm

Jabba the Hutt Custis twas
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:51 pm

john@staustell wrote:Jabba the Hutt Custis twas

Thanks, he's a grade 'A' tosser.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:58 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Jabba the Hutt Custis twas

Thanks, he's a grade 'A' tosser.


He might as well work for the Munchens as he's always always on their side, regardless of results.

Fat pig.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Oct 15, 2017 2:05 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Praising us to the extreme this morning. Nearly fell out of my chair.

Samuels saying if we were to win the PL this season that we would be classed as the greatest team to do so. Ducker raving about KDB and the performance yesterday. Even Custis hadn't a bad word to say

Video or it didn't happen.

Watch on youtube.com

cheers JC for your very commendable sharings, all the time, i mean.

aside the further evidence that MS is the only sane writer on the English media, I LOVED the moment when the presenter seemed to let himself have a little eyes-rolling when the sycophant from the Sun was pushing his smooth head up on top Moanino's arse.
looked almost likewise MC when reading one of my posts. :twisted:

You don't get any better on Sean Hannity's lysergic redention of the world.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Mase » Sun Oct 15, 2017 2:12 pm

Samuel should just fuck them off. "Well...what about if this happened....what about if that happened" IT DIDNT SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:03 pm

Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby mr_nool » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:06 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:13 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.

funny, I just googled for that too early this afternoon. couldnt help me out tho.
doesnt sounds much northner to me, apart for the little attitude to eat off words.
but everyone knows how good a language expert I am... :?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:00 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.


He supports West Ham. Think he's from London.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:03 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.


He supports West Ham. Think he's from London.


here we go! :ugeek:
great. I can now go dinner on a linguistic up. :P
obliged FiBD. ;)

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby mr_nool » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:13 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.


He supports West Ham. Think he's from London.



Point in case ... So the rest of the panel is posh, but he isn't?

Where I'm from we don't really do sociolects. How you talk – your dialect – it's mainly down to geography.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby carolina-blue » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:38 pm

Funny how the one twat, Starts rolling out stats about how Fergiescum didn't have a good record / goal ratio at Klanfield To get moaniniho off the hook
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:48 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.


He supports West Ham. Think he's from London.



Point in case ... So the rest of the panel is posh, but he isn't?

Where I'm from we don't really do sociolects. How you talk – your dialect – it's mainly down to geography.


custis is a vile cunt from the north east - he's about as far from posh as you can get.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:00 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Thanks JC, very much enjoyed that, for a change.

Tactical Masterclass! Oh you fat cunt, you just made yourself look an absolute dick!!! If anybody should be getting that accolade, it should be the guy over in Manchester, not the guy who is reversing the bus out of Klanfield.

What do you expect of a fully paid up Rag member though, he'll be waiting for Maureen to give him the slap on the back and ruffle his air.

#Embarrassing


Where's Samuel from? And what club does he support?
He sounds very northern (Lancashire?) to me, but I sometimes struggle to place English dialects geographically.


He supports West Ham. Think he's from London.



Point in case ... So the rest of the panel is posh, but he isn't?

Where I'm from we don't really do sociolects. How you talk – your dialect – it's mainly down to geography.


custis is a vile cunt from the north east - he's about as far from posh as you can get.

ha..ha... deep in my mind I knew I couldn't be on the right side of a sociolect trivia! :|
Surder-castle, then... well done Noolie! :)
and well done Nige: vile cunt is perfect tag for that zero thing.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Dubaimancityfan » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:19 am

That was good to see. Martin Samuels really nailed it and so did the other guy (not Custis). Most of our players were praised by name during the show but I was waiting for someone to mention Delph and MS didn’t disappoint right at the end.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby Wonderwall » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:27 am

Dubaimancityfan wrote:That was good to see. Martin Samuels really nailed it and so did the other guy (not Custis). Most of our players were praised by name during the show but I was waiting for someone to mention Delph and MS didn’t disappoint right at the end.


James ducker was the other fella. He seemed to be level headed but Custis is so rag biased it's unreal.

Also, didn't they say that although we have equalled the Everton tally of 29 from back in 1894, they mentioned that there were no crossbars back then so our tally is even more impressive.
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Re: Suppository Takes A Strange Turn

Postby johnny crossan » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:22 am

Samuel's Suppository clip blocked worldwide now, Sky must have complained - they are happy for their usual anti-City slime to stay up of course.

here's their full show
Watch on youtube.com
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