Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:45 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
Pretend Hughes never existed and Mancini got the squad back at start of the 08/09 season.
What would have happended to
Elano.
Dunne.
Robinho.
Which of the transfers would he have stuck with and which would he have passed over? (Assuming they were all lined up by someone else in the club)
Lescott
SWP
Kompany
Pab Zab
Toure
Barry
Bridge
Bellers
Given
NDJ
Tevez
Ade
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:49 pm
by Slim
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Pretend Hughes never existed
Quite enjoyed this game, thanks.
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:31 pm
by Pretty Boy Lee
Slim wrote:Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Pretend Hughes never existed
Quite enjoyed this game, thanks.
Fair play, made me laugh.
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:06 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
What would have happened to
Elano. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder
Dunne. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder, solely to keep him away from our goal/ 18 yard box. Would've gone on to win the 09/10 POTY award for this transformation. This would be widely disputed by fans who actually watch games.
Robinho. - Would've made a poor defensive midfielder and subsequently sold
Which of the transfers would he have stuck with and which would he have passed over? (Assuming they were all lined up by someone else in the club)
Lescott - Maybe - Has defensive midfielder potential
SWP - Maybe - Though small, has shown his defensive midfielder qualities during brief but assured performances at right back. Will need to stifle any dribbling habits
Kompany - Banker - Already has defensive midfielder experience, no extra training required
Pab Zab - Another banker - Will pick up many yellow cards in his defensive midfielder role, this is a bonus
Toure - Sign - Has a brother who is one of the world's best defensive midfielders. Though many argue his brother is not actually a defensive midfielder, this can be changed
Barry - Sign - Was an attacking threat at Villa, but will mold into a defensive midfielder almost seamlessly, seemingly losing any footballing skill he had as a consequence
Bridge - Pass - Not defensively midfield enough
Bellers - Pass - Is too creative to be a defensive midfielder. Will stay in contact as he may know Robbie Savage
Given - Pass - Very few goalkeepers have gone on to make successful careers as defensive midfielders
NDJ - I will drive him here myself - The ultimate defensive midfielder
Tevez - Maybe - Has not played defensive midfielder before, but shows willing. Could perhaps be used to lure Javier Mascherano away from Liverpool
Ade - Pass - Contract negations broken down when new defensive midfielder role is explained to him. Oddly, will go on to make perfectly serviceable defensive midfielder at Juventus
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:16 am
by john@staustell
Lets hurry up and start playing matches again!
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:04 pm
by Rae4685
Quality post I choked on my lunch! Comedy gold right there!
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:30 am
by CityFanFromRome
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:What would have happened to
Elano. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder
Dunne. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder, solely to keep him away from our goal/ 18 yard box. Would've gone on to win the 09/10 POTY award for this transformation. This would be widely disputed by fans who actually watch games.
Robinho. - Would've made a poor defensive midfielder and subsequently sold
Which of the transfers would he have stuck with and which would he have passed over? (Assuming they were all lined up by someone else in the club)
Lescott - Maybe - Has defensive midfielder potential
SWP - Maybe - Though small, has shown his defensive midfielder qualities during brief but assured performances at right back. Will need to stifle any dribbling habits
Kompany - Banker - Already has defensive midfielder experience, no extra training required
Pab Zab - Another banker - Will pick up many yellow cards in his defensive midfielder role, this is a bonus
Toure - Sign - Has a brother who is one of the world's best defensive midfielders. Though many argue his brother is not actually a defensive midfielder, this can be changed
Barry - Sign - Was an attacking threat at Villa, but will mold into a defensive midfielder almost seamlessly, seemingly losing any footballing skill he had as a consequence
Bridge - Pass - Not defensively midfield enough
Bellers - Pass - Is too creative to be a defensive midfielder. Will stay in contact as he may know Robbie Savage
Given - Pass - Very few goalkeepers have gone on to make successful careers as defensive midfielders
NDJ - I will drive him here myself - The ultimate defensive midfielder
Tevez - Maybe - Has not played defensive midfielder before, but shows willing. Could perhaps be used to lure Javier Mascherano away from Liverpool
Ade - Pass - Contract negations broken down when new defensive midfielder role is explained to him. Oddly, will go on to make perfectly serviceable defensive midfielder at Juventus
lol, this post cracked me up, good job there ;)
Re: Stupid game for the bored.

Posted:
Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:35 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:What would have happened to
Elano. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder
Dunne. - Would've been reprogrammed as a defensive midfielder, solely to keep him away from our goal/ 18 yard box. Would've gone on to win the 09/10 POTY award for this transformation. This would be widely disputed by fans who actually watch games.
Robinho. - Would've made a poor defensive midfielder and subsequently sold
Which of the transfers would he have stuck with and which would he have passed over? (Assuming they were all lined up by someone else in the club)
Lescott - Maybe - Has defensive midfielder potential
SWP - Maybe - Though small, has shown his defensive midfielder qualities during brief but assured performances at right back. Will need to stifle any dribbling habits
Kompany - Banker - Already has defensive midfielder experience, no extra training required
Pab Zab - Another banker - Will pick up many yellow cards in his defensive midfielder role, this is a bonus
Toure - Sign - Has a brother who is one of the world's best defensive midfielders. Though many argue his brother is not actually a defensive midfielder, this can be changed
Barry - Sign - Was an attacking threat at Villa, but will mold into a defensive midfielder almost seamlessly, seemingly losing any footballing skill he had as a consequence
Bridge - Pass - Not defensively midfield enough
Bellers - Pass - Is too creative to be a defensive midfielder. Will stay in contact as he may know Robbie Savage
Given - Pass - Very few goalkeepers have gone on to make successful careers as defensive midfielders
NDJ - I will drive him here myself - The ultimate defensive midfielder
Tevez - Maybe - Has not played defensive midfielder before, but shows willing. Could perhaps be used to lure Javier Mascherano away from Liverpool
Ade - Pass - Contract negations broken down when new defensive midfielder role is explained to him. Oddly, will go on to make perfectly serviceable defensive midfielder at Juventus
HAHA
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