Most annoying player nick names

[london blue 2]

Which one is the worst for you?

Scholsy, Becks, Stevie G, Lamps all do my fucking head in... Goldenballs has to be the worst though!

[guv111]

"Robbie" for Robinho. He will never be anything more than Robinho as far as I'm concerned. Affectionate nicknames are reserved for players who have contributed to the club, not buggered off (re. performances) when the winter has come and slagged his employers off relentlessly.

[Mase]

"Robbie" for Robinho. He will never be anything more than Robinho as far as I'm concerned. Affectionate nicknames are reserved for players who have contributed to the club, not buggered off (re. performances) when the winter has come and slagged his employers off relentlessly.

So basically, you just don't like Robinho?

[Moonchesteri]

Adebayor's "manu".
That's just wrong.

[Zezou]

dont mind some of the england ones mentioned, wazza does my head in though!

[london blue 2]

dont mind some of the england ones mentioned, wazza does my head in though!

good choice.

[Alioune DVToure]

Jinky. Utter shite. "AJ" is miles better.

[Dronny]

Keano.........it beggars belief how people can misspell cunt so badly

[Alioune DVToure]

I also never found it remotely funny when people would insist on cally Thierry Henry "Terry Henry." Was shite the first time someone piped up with it in 1999ish, should've been made a hanging offence by the time he left England in 2007. Really got on my fucking wick.

[Slim]

Schlong(thank god it was short lived) and Two's were the absolute worst we have ever come up with. I think it was Piccs both times as well, maybe not....but he should be banned from making up nicknames.

[london blue 2]

Jinky. Utter shite. "AJ" is miles better.

Another good one, Jinky is a shit name IMO.

[london blue 2]

Schlong(thank god it was short lived) and Two's were the absolute worst we have ever come up with. I think it was Piccs both times as well, maybe not....but he should be banned from making up nicknames.

Haha two's.. dear god.. even Kompo or Komps is shocking but two's, haha

[london blue 2]

Sparky, Sparkless, Hughey...

[Chinners]

Keano.........it beggars belief how people can misspell cunt so badly

Ha ha, spot on

[Alioune DVToure]

Schlong(thank god it was short lived) and Two's were the absolute worst we have ever come up with. I think it was Piccs both times as well, maybe not....but he should be banned from making up nicknames.

Haha two's.. dear god.. even Kompo or Komps is shocking but two's, haha

Schlong was garbage but I actually liked "Two's"

It's a bit like "One Size" Fitz Hall and Kiki "Chris" Musampa - officially the best footballer nicknames of all times.

[Blue in North London]

Any nickname that simply involves adding a 'y' or 'o' to the end ot a surname.



Even though the OP asked for the 'worst nicknames' I have to mention my two favourites:

Zinedine Kilbane (Kevin Kilbane)
Sam Harris the Dancing Plant (Giorgios Samaras)

[Blue in North London]

Any nickname that simply involves adding a 'y' or 'o' to the end ot a surname.



Even though the OP asked for the 'worst nicknames' I have to mention my two favourites:

Zinedine Kilbane (Kevin Kilbane)
Sam Harris the Dancing Plant (Giorgios Samaras)

[Mike J]

jinky. its fucking wank, i will never ever refer to him as that.

stevie g is shit as well.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

I loved the Two's nickname and would love to take credit for it. But sadly it wasn't me who came up with it.
Captain Marvel particularly irked me.
And 'Butch' Wilkins.

[Mase]

I don't know about shit ones but some guy behind me at City calls Lescott Jolene which always makes me smile everytime I hear it.
That 'Wrinkly Dog' one is funny as fuck and whoever came up with that deserves a medal!