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Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:37 pm
by Patrick
As the national side put in a pretty dire performance and chew slowly toward a nil nil thrashing of the mighty Montenegro can you beat the lazy journo hacks that we all complain about so vehemently?
Create tomorrows best headline/news story/exclusive
Remember, sources and quotes need not be named or researched.......
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:40 pm
by Lee_Kinda
De jong blamed for England shock draw.
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:42 pm
by Slim
Montenegro 0-0 Man City Five
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:04 pm
by Fish111
ENGLAND - WANK
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:05 pm
by Bianchi on Ice
MONTY FAT, ENGLAND FLAT
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:18 pm
by Goaters 103
FULL MONTY HAVE ENGLISH BREAKFAST - DE JONG TO BLAME
or FULL MONTY TOO MUCH FOR ENGLAND
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:21 pm
by sandman
[scroll]Fatigue From Manchester City Double Training Sessions Hampers England - Capello Blames DeJong[/scroll]
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:22 pm
by Bianchi on Ice
sandman wrote:[scroll]Fatigue From Manchester City Double Training Sessions Hampers England - Capello Blames DeJong[/scroll]
HAHA very good
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:09 pm
by Rae4685
Goaters 103 wrote:FULL MONTY HAVE ENGLISH BREAKFAST - DE JONG TO BLAME
or FULL MONTY TOO MUCH FOR ENGLAND
Very close!
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:43 pm
by Beeks
De Jong & Colleen condemn Waynes tackle...
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:35 pm
by Blue in the face
Postman Pat - "I thought it was a good performance"
Should have gone to specsavers.
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:51 pm
by simon12
"If your looking for a reason as to why england aren`t doing well look no futher than Eastlands"
Cock
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:56 pm
by Ted Hughes
Kevin Davies calls time on England Career "don't fucking ask me why he picked me" says Bolton hitman.
Rooney denies sleeping with Gerrards mother has caused rift.
Re: Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

Posted:
Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:10 am
by Alioune DVToure
CRAPELLO!
Accompanied by a picture of Fabio's head sumperimposed onto some dog shit.