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Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:06 am
by sandman
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:21 am
by frozen_pea
Shrek: Oh Fuck! I didn't mean to kill her! I only meant to smack that hooker for opening her mouth!
Mills: Come away lad, you've done enough damage now, you're completely fucked now! Maybe a move to Newcastle for you, they'll take on convicts.
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:21 am
by Burt
sandman wrote:
Hey Shrek. Wanna bit of advice from an expert on how to screw a club and run down yer contract son?
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:26 am
by sandman

Mills: That'll be a grand please.
Rooney: Not the first time you've fucked someone over for cash eh Danny?
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:06 pm
by Blue in the face
sandman wrote:
Mills- "Go on lad. Kick the bastard when he's down"
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:36 pm
by ruralblue
sandman wrote:
Listen City paid me thousands for doing fuck all, least I can do is boot the purple nosed twat as well.
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:52 pm
by Dameerto
Mills: This is what happens when you grope a hooker, Wayne, you end up feeling a right tit.
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:00 pm
by Beefymcfc
sandman wrote:
'I can't believe it's that small, that hooker must've had smaller hands than you Danny.'
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:25 pm
by 9secondlegend
give me hug danny , i hear load of you blues want to
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:25 pm
by 9secondlegend
give me hug danny , i hear load of you blues want to
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:33 am
by pride in battle
Listen Wayne your clubs already dead, no need to kick anymore.
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:39 am
by dazby
"nice tits"
"nice cock"
Re: Caption Competition

Posted:
Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:23 pm
by paulh
Danny" this is how sabrina in selecta 2000 swan st likes it, shell cost you 80 for an hour"