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Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:07 pm
by SORTED
Image

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:13 pm
by superkev8705
I smell Bacon

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:15 pm
by Fish111
''I can smell your bullshit from here ferguson, now fuck off''

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:27 pm
by london blue 2
SORTED wrote:Image


Smelly cunt!

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:31 pm
by mr_nool
SORTED wrote:Image


Mancini: I hate the smell of fear!

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:39 pm
by Twobob
"I cant stand that 'Old Peoples Home' Smell ..."

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:46 pm
by Lev Bronstein
Will I smell of stale piss when I get to his age?

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:00 pm
by blues-clues
Mancini prepares to shake hands with the losing manager

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:27 pm
by Patrick
Oi fergie you are a rancid bacon faced cunt. Also you are a purple nosed alcoholic. You have the personality of Pol Pot and the honesty of Idi Amin. You are the most loathsome vile cunt ever to be called a cunt. You are also a cheating cunt. Cunt

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:30 pm
by Alioune DVToure
If I spend the next 90 minutes pinching and twisting my nose, perhaps I can get it to look as fucked-up as that old bastard's in time for Halloween.

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:12 pm
by superkev8705
Patrick wrote:Oi fergie you are a rancid bacon faced cunt. Also you are a purple nosed alcoholic. You have the personality of Pol Pot and the honesty of Idi Amin. You are the most loathsome vile cunt ever to be called a cunt. You are also a cheating cunt. Cunt


Winner

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:22 pm
by Beefymcfc
'Tena for men, a match made in Heaven'.

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:25 pm
by CityGer
Oi, Baconface, you cunt, when was the last time your misses washed that piss stained suit of yours? You stink, you rancid fucker.

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:49 pm
by 9secondlegend
everytime a he opens his a moutha it fuckin steenks of bull sheet

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:16 pm
by Chinners
I've pinched my nose really hard for 20 minutes now and still can't get it that purple ...

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:26 pm
by Blue in the face
My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:33 pm
by Beefymcfc
Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Is there a Mrs Taggart?

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:49 pm
by Blue in the face
Beefymcfc wrote:
Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Is there a Mrs Taggart?


I guess so, on account that theres a baby taggart.

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:51 pm
by Beefymcfc
Blue in the face wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Blue in the face wrote:My nose is like your wifes twat. ....sticking out and dripping.

Is there a Mrs Taggart?


I guess so, on account that theres a baby taggart.

Alien Ressurection?

Re: Caption Competition

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:55 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Prophetically, Ferguson mimed his opinion on what was easily the worst Caption Competition topic of all time.