Rag Post Of The Derby Day (Chuckle Image Warning)
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:39 am
RAG1: Whatever XI Fergie puts out will be more than capable of beating City.
That's why they're United players.
RAG2: We will be top of the table by the end of tomorrow.
RAG3: setting aside midfield, we have a vastly superior defense and a better forward line, where as shittys basically consists of Tevez and Hart, imo
RAG4: Uniteds first choice defence is considerably superior to Citys, the trouble we've had is getting it on the pitch, since Ferdinand and Vidic have been reunited we've won 6 on the trot and haven't had a defensive calamity to speak of, i don't even think any city fan would argue a Rio and Vidic partnership is in a different league to anything they have at centre half its the best combination in europe, not to mention Evra is a considerably better left back than either Bridge of Kolorov.
A fully fit first choice United front line for a match of this type would probably be Valencia - Rooney - Nani, that is a better forward line than anything city have at the moment, Valencia was in last seasons team of the season and was the major creative force behind Rooneys goals haul, Rooney is just a better player than Tevez i don't think there's any argument there and as for Nani, well, his stats alone are something no City wide man gets close to, 4 goals and 8 assists in the league alone already this season, comfortably better than any City winger never mind his stats over the past 10 months which are frankly amazing for a wide player.
A first choice United team is superior to a first choice City one, the trouble is what we are going to be able to field on Wednesday, given our problems its obviously not going to be full strength.
RAG5: City will have to play out of their skins to dominate our midfield. They fall into the trap of vastly under-rating Carrick too. Fair enough, our own fans do it too. He's found some form though. They better pray he's not on form, because if he is, their task will become much more difficult than they imagine it in their head.
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