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Would be a hilarious appointment.

Obviously the stupid fat bastard's been scouring the market for a manager even cheaper than Chris Hughton. I'm sure Burnley would've been willing to negotiate a settlement for Brian Laws!

I really cant work this out, my geordie mate is absolutely hopping. Pardew was sacked by div3 soton and then gets a job in the Prem. Only at Newcastle eh..

Fucking hilarious.

Pardew's a better manager than Hughton imo. They'll do alright if they get him.

Has he definately been appointed?

The problem he will have is resentment from the players who loved Chris Hughton. He has his work cut out with a chairman like that anyway.

Ashley never fails to remind everyone what a complete clueless cunt he really is.

As much as I'm finding this funny, I'd do feel a little sorry for the fans. It's a bit like something out of a City history book. :)

Just looking at his managerial record in the Prem, and it's laughable that anyone would go for him over Hughton, based on their records in that league. It would appear however, that he's an associate of a Toon board member. Oh dear!

Mase wrote:Pardew's a better manager than Hughton imo. They'll do alright if they get him.

Based on what? Hughton's been a manager for about 18 months and taken a relegated team to midtable in the Premier League. What has he done wrong? And, more importantly, how could any other manager have bettered what he's achieved in such a short space of time?

Surely the first objective of Newcastle this year was survival, and even though their season under Hughton was up to now a roller coaster, they never looked like relegation contenders.
Sacking him was very harsh, not sure what they expect, but whatever it is, I'm sure they will be disappointed

It would be an appointment in keeping with the comedy club reputation that the Toon now have. Laughable decision to remove Hughton yet unbelievably beaten in ineptitude by this potential appointment

Ashley you are comedy gold

Very weird decision.
The only thing i can come up with is that Haughton and Ashley had a fallout?
All the Newcastle players were absolutely 100% behind Haughton.
And now there going to appoint a manager that has been sacked from a team in Southampton that's on the verge of being relegated from division 3?
Most jobs pardews had he has been sacked from.
Really mad decision, at least i thought they would of got say Matrin o neil in?
What an asshhole.
Not as if Haughton had any money to spend this season either, he's virtually had the same squad as what he went up with.
Breaking the division records btw.
And not to mention a 6-0 win at villa.
Beating there rivals sunderland 5-1 and beating Chelsea away.
Wtf is the cunt expecting lol?
Mad beyond belief.
Them fans will be demonstrating now defiantly.

1987: Signed for Crystal Palace from Yeovil Town and gave up his full-time career as a glazier.

1989: Won promotion with Palace, via the play-offs, to the old first division.

1990: Scored the extra-time winner in Palace's 4-3 victory over Liverpool in the FA Cup semi-final. Palace drew the cup final 3-3 with Manchester United but lost the replay 1-0.

1991: Helped Palace to third place in the first division, the club's highest league position.

1991: Signed for Charlton on a free transfer.

1995: After month on loan at Tottenham Pardew signed for Barnet and began his coaching career at Underhill.

1998: Moved to Reading with manager Terry Bullivant and took over the reserve team.

1999: Lost his job when Reading scrapped their reserve team but returned to the club later in the year as manager after Tommy Burns was sacked.

2000: Reading finished 10th in Division Two.

2001: Took Reading to the play-off final in his first full season in charge but the Royals were beaten 3-2 by Walsall.

2002: Reading finished second and won automatic promotion to the first division.

2003: Reading finished fourth in the first division but lost to Wolves 3-1 in the play-off semi-final.

September 10 - Pardew handed in his resignation after Reading chairman John Madejski refused West Ham permission to speak his manager.

September 18 - West Ham reached out-of-court settlement with Reading of £380,000 compensation and one month's gardening leave for Pardew.

October 18 - Pardew took over as West Ham's 10th manager.

2004: Reached the play-off final but lost 1-0 to former club Crystal Palace.

2005: Reached play-off final again and beat Preston 1-0 with a goal from Bobby Zamora to secure a return to the Premiership.

2006: January - Pardew broke the West Ham transfer record with £7.25million signing of Dean Ashton from Norwich.

April 23 - West Ham beat Middlesbrough at Villa Park to reach first FA Cup final in 16 years and qualify for the UEFA Cup.

May 7 - Beat Tottenham on final day of the season and secured ninth place.

May 13 - Lost the FA Cup final to Liverpool on penalties after Steven Gerrard's equaliser in the last minute of normal time forced a 3-3 draw.

August 31 - Pardew agreed to sign Argentina internationals Carlos Teves and Javier Mascherano from Corinthians in a deal brokered by businessman Kia Joorabchian.

September 1 - West Ham confirmed "exploratory discussions" over a takeover deal had taken place, thought to be with Joorabchian.

September 28 - West Ham defeated 3-0 in Palermo and crashed out of the UEFA Cup 4-0 on aggregate.

October 24 - An eighth straight defeat saw West Ham knocked out of Carling Cup by Chesterfield.

November 21 - West Ham board of directors accepted Icelandic businessman Eggert Magnusson's £85million takeover bid.

December 11: Sacked after five defeats in six matches.


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Looking at his manager profile it ain't that bad actually.
Still a weird appointment.

I think Pardew is a very good manager! However I read today that he's been in talks about the job for a while after he met Ashley and Llambas (sp?) in a Casino they all used to use! Very dodgy that

Wasn't Hughton's contract up fo renewal soon? The Cock-er-nay clown probably thought he could save himself a payrise. I seriously struggle to understand it though. I hope Hughton gets another chance somewhere, the poor bloke's done nothing wrong.

Got to agree, i thought he's done very well considering the state they was in when they were relegated from the prem.

Pardew is a decent manager imo BUT what makes this poor appointment is that Pardew is a squad builder and coaching the players type rather than instant success type manager. He is not someone who will step into dressing room and change the team instantly. And it seems to me that instant results is what Fat Mike is after. Although I don't know if there is a manager in the world who could've done better that Hughton with players they have got.

Also, Pardew likes to play on the ground which is completely against the strengths of Newcastle squad. It will be interesting to see if he settles for more traditional football for a while.

He's shit and will come very close to taking them down this year i reckin. Their only saving grace is that they have some decent points in the bag to give them a cushion from dire teams like West Spam & Wolves.

Just read this on a Geordies fans forum -

if it is true that the t**t will be on a low wage with incentive bonuses for success
he could create a record for the prem becoming first manager to claim income support supplement

Probably safe to say, along with the many hundreds of similar comments, that this could be one of their worst ideas yet !

craigmcfc wrote:Just read this on a Geordies fans forum -

if it is true that the t**t will be on a low wage with incentive bonuses for success
he could create a record for the prem becoming first manager to claim income support supplement

Probably safe to say, along with the many hundreds of similar comments, that this could be one of their worst ideas yet !

A 5 and half year contract, wtf! How is anyone supposed to last 5 and half years at the Car'Toons!

'Mickey' and 'Mouse' spring to mind here.

Beefymcfc wrote:

craigmcfc wrote:Just read this on a Geordies fans forum -

if it is true that the t**t will be on a low wage with incentive bonuses for success
he could create a record for the prem becoming first manager to claim income support supplement

Probably safe to say, along with the many hundreds of similar comments, that this could be one of their worst ideas yet !

A 5 and half year contract, wtf! How is anyone supposed to last 5 and half years at the Car'Toons!

'Mickey' and 'Mouse' spring to mind here.

Exactly what I thought when I heard it too. Surely the only saving grace to this appointment would have been either a 6 month deal to the end of the season, or a rolling contract where either party could sever the deal. Sublime to the ridiculous