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According to Richard Keys he isn't wearing gloves because he's cold its because he showed his best form last year when he wore them. I hate that fucking cunt, him and andy gray are two twats

Keys is such a wet blanket. Unbelievably cringeworthy.

Is he the one with gorilla hairy hands?

richard keys has hairy palms

Crossie wrote:Is he the one with gorilla hairy hands?

Yeah lol

Sign him up ;-)

Rooneys black gloves are actually a tribute to Richard Keys uniquely hairy hands

Haha, not that lucky he's just missed a pen

lmao, he just completely skied a pen. haha

Lucky gloves my arse.

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Keys is such a wet blanket. Unbelievably cringeworthy.

Wet blankets can be extremely useful....such as in a chip pan fire scenario for example.

I'm not watching their game tonight Damn. Penalty to United. Did anyone see if rooney did his slide celebration after taking it ?

And were the old trafford prawn eaters having orgasms with rooneys penalty again ?

Richard Keys is the king of the priapism ... FACT

Green & Blue wrote:Rooneys black gloves are actually a tribute to Richard Keys uniquely hairy hands

LOL!

zuricity wrote:I'm not watching their game tonight Damn. Penalty to United. Did anyone see if rooney did his slide celebration after taking it ?

And were the old trafford prawn eaters having orgasms with rooneys penalty again ?

He blazed it over chief.

bluej wrote:

zuricity wrote:I'm not watching their game tonight Damn. Penalty to United. Did anyone see if rooney did his slide celebration after taking it ?

And were the old trafford prawn eaters having orgasms with rooneys penalty again ?

He blazed it over chief.

I know he did.

If you can miss a penalty in world class style, Rooney achieved that tonight. His run up was better than Messi could have ever of achieved and the way he hit the back of the stand was in a class the likes of Ade Akinbiyi could have only dreamed of.

Messi could never go 19 odd hours without scoring in open play the way Rooney has gone about it.

I still have sneakies that there will be more to come from the Rooney story.

zuricity wrote:

bluej wrote:

zuricity wrote:I'm not watching their game tonight Damn. Penalty to United. Did anyone see if rooney did his slide celebration after taking it ?

And were the old trafford prawn eaters having orgasms with rooneys penalty again ?

He blazed it over chief.

I know he did.

Ah, I've been 'whooshed'.

In some ways I can take or leave Rooney, a figure of scorn because he plays for them, but he's just a player.

What I can't stand is the crawling from the likes of Keys, it's straight out of the playground. You always get some sycophantic creep buzzing round the most popular lad in the school hoping some of the star dust will rub off on him. "You can't hit me 'cos my mate Wayne'll batter you" - yeh right, as if.