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Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:25 am
by The Man In Blue
some arsenal fan on 606, had to share it, been laughing for ages:

There are lots of idiotic football fans who over look Walcott as Englands reply to the phenomenon that is Argentinas very own Messi... instead they opt for washed up Joe Cole who is at one of the worst clubs in the country.

Below are a few comparisons that can be made regarding Messi and Walcott:

Pace - Walcott is much faster.

Skill - Walcott is extremely skillful and beats defenders for fun, so does Messi. Tight one, but I'd say Messi just about edges this.

Potential - Messi has been overhyped, Walcott too, but he is so good that he was being overhyped at the age of 16/17 now (for his sake) the hypes died down so he can concentrate on becoming the worlds best footballer.

Accolades - Messi of course, however Arsenal are on the rise and are the only team that can match Barca in terms of quality. We are coming of age and sooner or later we will be dominating European football and Walcott will be taking all the ballon d'ors etc.

Effort - Messi is lazy, Walcott works back and has more hunger for the game. It isn't good that Messi has achieved so much at a young age, he is most likely to go down same path as Maradonna did. On the other hand Walcott like I said before can concentrate on his football and within next two years will be the best.

Shooting - Messi scores more at the moment so is better.

Crossing - Messi never crosses, as of late Walcott has improved this part of his game and I dont recall an English right winger crossing the ball as well since Beckham at Man Utd.

As you can see Walcott is the more well-rounded player, its just a matter of time before he and the rest of the gunners begin to dominate football. Messi is surrounded by players like Xavi, Iniesta etc who make him look good. Guarantee if you put Walcott into the Barcelona side he would also be branded the worlds best player.


must be a WUM?

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:32 am
by Lee_R
Some middle aged dip shit who still lives with hiis mam and has Walcott posters on his wall. Southern tosspot.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:41 am
by ashton287
SHAUNY vs MESSI.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:51 am
by bluej
Must be a WUM surely. If not then he needs his head checking.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:54 am
by The Man In Blue
there are at least three players in the arsenal squad better than walcott.

there is only one in the world better than messi imo.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:17 am
by Colin the King
On a related note, I was reading Messi's wiki page today for some reason and went down to his scoring stats- 27 goals so far this season and 12 assists and it's not even Christmas- made me fucking dizzy. That can't be right?!

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:43 am
by ryanmjo
Colin the King wrote:On a related note, I was reading Messi's wiki page today for some reason and went down to his scoring stats- 27 goals so far this season and 12 assists and it's not even Christmas- made me fucking dizzy. That can't be right?!


His league record is 17 goals and 8 assists in 13 games. Factor in Champs League and I suppose it's possible.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:58 am
by Beanieboy
The Man In Blue wrote:there are at least three players in the arsenal squad better than walcott.

there is only one in the world better than messi imo.


Jo?

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:19 am
by CityFanFromRome
I hope for his sanity that he is a WUM because if he's serious then he knows nothing of football, or has taken being delusional to the next level.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:28 am
by Goataldo
ryanmjo wrote:
Colin the King wrote:On a related note, I was reading Messi's wiki page today for some reason and went down to his scoring stats- 27 goals so far this season and 12 assists and it's not even Christmas- made me fucking dizzy. That can't be right?!


His league record is 17 goals and 8 assists in 13 games. Factor in Champs League and I suppose it's possible.


Imagine if he started crossing the ball? He'd be ace.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:40 am
by Fish111
The Man In Blue wrote:Skill - Walcott is extremely skillful and beats defenders for fun, so does Messi. Tight one, but I'd say Messi just about edges this.

Potential - Messi has been overhyped,

Effort - Messi is lazy, It isn't good that Messi has achieved so much at a young age, he is most likely to go down same path as Maradonna did.

Crossing - Messi never crosses,

As you can see Walcott is the more well-rounded player, Messi is surrounded by players like Xavi, Iniesta etc who make him look good. Guarantee if you put Walcott into the Barcelona side he would also be branded the worlds best player.


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Is this person for real? We are all guilty of over-supporting ourbest players but this guy takes the biscuit. Not a single point was valid at all. Completely delusional on a par with Audley Harrison.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:36 am
by Wooders
yes, skillwise, Messi *just* edges it over walcott.
He's got that bob on :D

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:59 am
by Goataldo
Wooders wrote:yes, skillwise, Messi *just* edges it over walcott.
He's got that bob on :D


To be fair though Wooders, Messi's nowhere near as good as Theo at the David White method of 'twat it fifty yards past the fullback and race him for it before it trickles over the byline'.

Theo 1-0 Lionel.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:11 am
by Wooders
The Man In Blue wrote:some arsenal fan on 606, had to share it, been laughing for ages:

There are lots of idiotic football fans who over look Walcott as Englands reply to the phenomenon that is Argentinas very own Messi... instead they opt for washed up Joe Cole who is at one of the worst clubs in the country.

Below are a few comparisons that can be made regarding Messi and Walcott:

Pace - Walcott is much faster.

Skill - Walcott is extremely skillful and beats defenders for fun, so does Messi. Tight one, but I'd say Messi just about edges this.

Potential - Messi has been overhyped, Walcott too, but he is so good that he was being overhyped at the age of 16/17 now (for his sake) the hypes died down so he can concentrate on becoming the worlds best footballer.

Accolades - Messi of course, however Arsenal are on the rise and are the only team that can match Barca in terms of quality. We are coming of age and sooner or later we will be dominating European football and Walcott will be taking all the ballon d'ors etc.

Effort - Messi is lazy, Walcott works back and has more hunger for the game. It isn't good that Messi has achieved so much at a young age, he is most likely to go down same path as Maradonna did. On the other hand Walcott like I said before can concentrate on his football and within next two years will be the best.

Shooting - Messi scores more at the moment so is better.

Crossing - Messi never crosses, as of late Walcott has improved this part of his game and I dont recall an English right winger crossing the ball as well since Beckham at Man Utd.

As you can see Walcott is the more well-rounded player, its just a matter of time before he and the rest of the gunners begin to dominate football. Messi is surrounded by players like Xavi, Iniesta etc who make him look good. Guarantee if you put Walcott into the Barcelona side he would also be branded the worlds best player.


must be a WUM?



have you got a link btw ?

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:14 am
by Wooders
don't worry, googled it

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:33 am
by Dubaimancityfan
Delusional doesn't do justice for this twat. I'm looking for a better word but can't come up with one now.
Now if he was comparing Messi with Nasri (on current form), then there would be somthing there to discuss, but Walcott !!!!

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:03 am
by david yearsley
Walcott wouldn´t get near Messi with 2 tubs of superglue on each boot - fuclin preposterous!

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:50 am
by razor400
Dubaimancityfan wrote:Delusional doesn't do justice for this twat. I'm looking for a better word but can't come up with one now.
Now if he was comparing Messi with Nasri (on current form), then there would be somthing there to discuss, but Walcott !!!!



I think you found it mate.

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:07 pm
by Dameerto
Beanieboy wrote:
The Man In Blue wrote:there are at least three players in the arsenal squad better than walcott.

there is only one in the world better than messi imo.


Jo?


ALAN!

Re: Definition of Delusional.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:28 pm
by brite blu sky
Dameerto wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
The Man In Blue wrote:there are at least three players in the arsenal squad better than walcott.

there is only one in the world better than messi imo.


Jo?


ALAN!


There is nothing delusional about Alan mate.

on the other hand i find it quite interesting that no-one has mentioned DoomMerchant yet in this thread.

just to say so.
thanks