OH:Doctor doctor I'm feeling depressed.
Dr:Are you having family problems?
OH:It was OK until Manchester City sacked Mark Hughes
Dr:Does your wife understand you?
OH:I think so, but she just can't understand why City sacked Mark Hughes
Dr:Maybe your problem is work-related, do you get paid well?
OH:Not as well as Mark Hughes did before he was sacked by the "new owners" at Manchester City
Dr:What do you think of Carlos Tevez (actual Woolnough question)?
OH:How can City's owners expect to be treated with respect if they dont treat their employees with respect. When they sacked Mark Hughes................. (actual Holt answer)
Dr:Who do you think will win the league?
OH:Well, City are disgraceful, the way they sacked Mark Hughes. United obviously, whatever happens
Dr:Have you done your Xmas family shopping yet?
OH:I just cant bring myself to. The way Man City sacked Mark Hughes was disgraceful.
Dr:What are you getting for Xmas?
OH:A recording machine, so I can listen to myself talking about Mark Hughes' sacking all day.
Dr:Will you be going on Sunday Suppository next week to talk about the top of the league?
OH:Of course - if they pay me - I'll be able to get in about Manchester City sacking Mark Hughes - disgraceful!
Dr:Fulham seem to be about to sack Mark Hughes after only 4 months, maybe that's depressing you?
OH:No, that doesn't matter, but the way City sacked him after 18 months was outrageous, ruining football, they'll never be top etc etc
Dr:Just stay there Ollie. These two nice gentlemen in white coats are going to take you to a very nice place.
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