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Mario Songs
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:36 pmby rabbit
To the uplifting tune of Macharena...
He comes from Italy and his name is Balotelli
and when he score's a goal he's always on the tele
He never fuckin smiles coz he thinks the rags are smelly, ohhhhh Balotelli
Peace
Re: Mario Songs
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:05 pmby avoidconfusion
rabbit wrote:To the uplifting tune of Macharena...
He comes from Italy and his name is Balotelli
and when he score's a goal he's always on the tele
He never fuckin smiles coz he thinks the rags are smelly, ohhhhh Balotelli
Peace
I'll call the Taxi, I think you know where your coat is? :)
Re: Mario Songs
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:53 pmby CityFanFromRome
You know what, a bit hard to sing fast enough for me that am not a native English speaker but it doesn't sound bad imho.
Re: Mario Songs
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:07 pmby rabbit
It's a play on the Boro chant 15 years back ( Ravanelli shows us his belly etc ) as that's what he did when he scored...
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:16 amby Alioune DVToure
The tune works very well. The lyrics are a bit gash. This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:46 amby rabbit
Alioune DVToure wrote:The tune works very well. ( CHEERS)
The lyrics are a bit gash. ( Gash? ffs mate....I'm sorry but they are not THAT bad)
This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. ( As long as its John Lennon ,Eddie Izzard and John Lydon)
The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.
I would have included ehhhhhhhh, but I can't spell it
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:03 amby Alioune DVToure
rabbit wrote:Alioune DVToure wrote:The tune works very well. ( CHEERS)
The lyrics are a bit gash. ( Gash? ffs mate....I'm sorry but they are not THAT bad)
This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. ( As long as its John Lennon ,Eddie Izzard and John Lydon)
The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.
I would have included ehhhhhhhh, but I can't spell it
I did say "a bit" gash. That's better than "a lot shit" or even "pretty wank". The idea has potential - I like it.
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 amby Patrick
belly, Botticelli, casus belli, Corelli, Delhi, deli, Ellie, Grappelli, jelly, Kelly, lamellae, Machiavelli, Mahaweli, nelly, Schiaparelli, Shelley, shelly, smelly, tagliatelle, telly, Torricelli, vermicelli, welly, Zeffirell
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:11 amby Wooders
I think its high time a "he comes from italy, to play for man city" song was sung.
Thats never been done before right?
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:20 amby twosips
We could all just hum/'duh duh' the Super Mario theme tune? Mainly cos its awesome.
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:50 amby Beanieboy
Patrick wrote:belly, Botticelli, casus belli, Corelli, Delhi, deli, Ellie, Grappelli, jelly, Kelly, lamellae, Machiavelli, Mahaweli, nelly, Schiaparelli, Shelley, shelly, smelly, tagliatelle, telly, Torricelli, vermicelli, welly, Zeffirell
you just reminded me of one of the ugliest footballers EVER! that horseface cunt gave me nightmares! is he related to the mathematician Torricelli? because someone made a miscalculation when they created that motherfucker.
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:05 pmby pepsi_dave
twosips wrote:We could all just hum/'duh duh' the Super Mario theme tune? Mainly cos its awesome.
Like
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:13 pmby Beeks
Supa Mario
Supa Mario
Supa Mario
Super Balotelli
(to the supa-pa tune)
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:31 pmby The Man In Blue
"Balotelli's chicken hat is the best..."
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:48 pmby Beeks
The Man In Blue wrote:"Balotelli's chicken hat is the best..."
I'll run with that!
Marios chicken hat is the best
he's the man other clubs do deteeeest
but who gives a fuck about that
we've got marios chicken hat
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:56 pmby 3putDave
This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:07 pmby Beeks
3putDave wrote:This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..
I like it
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:19 pmby Goataldo
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:3putDave wrote:This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..
I like it
Concise. Witty. Contemporary. Thumbs up.
Re: Mario Songs
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:24 pmby Goataldo
And as for rhymes with Balotelli, easiest one to work in would 'telly' (as in 'on the' rather than 'Savalas'). Loads of connotations possible with TV.
Smelly looks good on paper, but you can't get away with expecting a horde of rampant eager swearers to sing the word 'smelly'. I got some funny looks for including the word 'turds' in a song against Blackpool, but a good few hundred went with it.