Tuesday's B*ll*x

Napoli: We wouldn't sell Cavani to City for £40m!
Napoli have declared striker Edinson Cavani is not for sale for even £40m.
The Uruguay striker scored his second hat-trick of the season against Juventus to take his tally to 20 - and attract the interest of several Premier League clubs.
But Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis, whose side have climbed to second place in Serie A, said: "I wouldn't even sell him for €50m. I would say 'no' if Manchester City wanted him."
The Serie A club have the striker on loan for Palermo until the end of the season with a fixed option to buy for £14m.
WAYNE BRIDGE will sign a loan deal to join West Ham in time to face Arsenal on Saturday.
The Hammers have agreed to meet the full cost of Bridge’s £70,000-a-week wages with Manchester City and the move is expected to go through tomorrow.
Bridge will stay until the end of the season, and there is a chance the move could be made permanent if the club avoid relegation from the Premier League.
Co-chairmen David Gold and David Sullivan have agreed to back manager Avram Grant by signing players during the transfer window – and they are likely to continue spending by capturing Tottenham’s Robbie Keane and Hoffenheim striker Demba Ba in the next few days.
EDIT: B*ll*x Towers understands that a medical is taking place at 11.30 this morning
Fulham in £4m SWP swoop
FULHAM want to sign Manchester City star Shaun Wright-Phillips in a £4million deal.
Craven Cottage boss Mark Hughes signed the England man from Chelsea when he was Eastlands boss in 2008 and is keen to work with the winger again.
Fulham can afford the small transfer fee but SWP would need to take a drop in wages as the Londoners would not be able to offer anywhere near his current £60,000-a-week wages.
Yet the player is keen to end his second spell at the City and is desperate for more first-team football.
City are looking to offload some of their fringe players during this month's transfer window and Wright-Phillips, 29, is one of them.
Sparky is also keeping a close eye on another of his former players, Blackburn's David Dunn.
He has 18 months left on his contract and has finally put his injury woes behind him with a string of impressive performances.
That has not gone unnoticed by former Rovers boss Hughes and also Newcastle, who are considering a raid for the £2m-rated midfielder.
It is the second time Toon have shown an interest in Dunn after the late Bobby Robson tried to sign him.
OTHER BOLLOX
Liverpool have been given the green light to make a £17m bid for Sevilla's 25-year-old striker Alvaro Negredo. Talksport
Manchester United are planning a £25m move for Barcelona's 22-year-old defensive midfielder Sergio Busquets. Caughtoffside.com
Former England captain David Beckham, 35, is willing to take a pay cut to force through a loan move from Los Angeles Galaxy to Tottenham. Daily Mirror
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is planning a surprise bid for Everton's 33-year-old full-back Phil Neville. Daily Mail
Spurs are interested in Everton midfielder Steven Piennar, 28, and the Toffees could agree a swap deal for striker Robbie Keane with the north London club. Daily Mirror
Chelsea are also pondering a £3m bid for South African Piennar. Daily Mail
However, the Blues look set to be pipped by Inter Milan in the race to sign Sao Paulo forward Lucas Piazon. The 15-year-old Brazilian has been dubbed the "new Kaka". Talksport
Aston Villa have raised their bid for Blackpool skipper Charlie Adam to £3.5m as they battle with Midlands rivals Birmingham to sign the 25-year-old midfielder. Daily Mail
Arsenal goalkeeper Manuel Almunia has told friends that his future lies away from the Emirates and Turkish side Galatasaray look to be favourites to sign him. Daily Star
Argentina legend Diego Maradona will hold talks next month about managing an English club - and Blackburn could be favourites to land him. the Sun
Birmingham boss Alex McLeish says his West Ham counterpart Avram Grant should ask Karren Brady to stop discussing his team. Daily Mirror
Just how good are the players in the Premier League? Not that good, according to 50,000 professional players, managers and journalists from around the globe. For the first time, Fifa's team of the year did not include one English-based player. The team was made up of six Barcelona players, three Inter Milan stars and two Real Madrid players. Daily Mirror
Napoli have declared striker Edinson Cavani is not for sale for even £40m.
The Uruguay striker scored his second hat-trick of the season against Juventus to take his tally to 20 - and attract the interest of several Premier League clubs.
But Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis, whose side have climbed to second place in Serie A, said: "I wouldn't even sell him for €50m. I would say 'no' if Manchester City wanted him."
The Serie A club have the striker on loan for Palermo until the end of the season with a fixed option to buy for £14m.
WAYNE BRIDGE will sign a loan deal to join West Ham in time to face Arsenal on Saturday.
The Hammers have agreed to meet the full cost of Bridge’s £70,000-a-week wages with Manchester City and the move is expected to go through tomorrow.
Bridge will stay until the end of the season, and there is a chance the move could be made permanent if the club avoid relegation from the Premier League.
Co-chairmen David Gold and David Sullivan have agreed to back manager Avram Grant by signing players during the transfer window – and they are likely to continue spending by capturing Tottenham’s Robbie Keane and Hoffenheim striker Demba Ba in the next few days.
EDIT: B*ll*x Towers understands that a medical is taking place at 11.30 this morning
Fulham in £4m SWP swoop
FULHAM want to sign Manchester City star Shaun Wright-Phillips in a £4million deal.
Craven Cottage boss Mark Hughes signed the England man from Chelsea when he was Eastlands boss in 2008 and is keen to work with the winger again.
Fulham can afford the small transfer fee but SWP would need to take a drop in wages as the Londoners would not be able to offer anywhere near his current £60,000-a-week wages.
Yet the player is keen to end his second spell at the City and is desperate for more first-team football.
City are looking to offload some of their fringe players during this month's transfer window and Wright-Phillips, 29, is one of them.
Sparky is also keeping a close eye on another of his former players, Blackburn's David Dunn.
He has 18 months left on his contract and has finally put his injury woes behind him with a string of impressive performances.
That has not gone unnoticed by former Rovers boss Hughes and also Newcastle, who are considering a raid for the £2m-rated midfielder.
It is the second time Toon have shown an interest in Dunn after the late Bobby Robson tried to sign him.
OTHER BOLLOX
Liverpool have been given the green light to make a £17m bid for Sevilla's 25-year-old striker Alvaro Negredo. Talksport
Manchester United are planning a £25m move for Barcelona's 22-year-old defensive midfielder Sergio Busquets. Caughtoffside.com
Former England captain David Beckham, 35, is willing to take a pay cut to force through a loan move from Los Angeles Galaxy to Tottenham. Daily Mirror
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is planning a surprise bid for Everton's 33-year-old full-back Phil Neville. Daily Mail
Spurs are interested in Everton midfielder Steven Piennar, 28, and the Toffees could agree a swap deal for striker Robbie Keane with the north London club. Daily Mirror
Chelsea are also pondering a £3m bid for South African Piennar. Daily Mail
However, the Blues look set to be pipped by Inter Milan in the race to sign Sao Paulo forward Lucas Piazon. The 15-year-old Brazilian has been dubbed the "new Kaka". Talksport
Aston Villa have raised their bid for Blackpool skipper Charlie Adam to £3.5m as they battle with Midlands rivals Birmingham to sign the 25-year-old midfielder. Daily Mail
Arsenal goalkeeper Manuel Almunia has told friends that his future lies away from the Emirates and Turkish side Galatasaray look to be favourites to sign him. Daily Star
Argentina legend Diego Maradona will hold talks next month about managing an English club - and Blackburn could be favourites to land him. the Sun
Birmingham boss Alex McLeish says his West Ham counterpart Avram Grant should ask Karren Brady to stop discussing his team. Daily Mirror
Just how good are the players in the Premier League? Not that good, according to 50,000 professional players, managers and journalists from around the globe. For the first time, Fifa's team of the year did not include one English-based player. The team was made up of six Barcelona players, three Inter Milan stars and two Real Madrid players. Daily Mirror