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Darth Vader Underpants

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:01 pm

Since Xmas, when i got them, they're not letting City down...

Our haul is 13 pts out of 15 in that duration. My underpants are going to win us the league if this keeps up!

I suggest you lads and Dub get yourself a pair of them. They are what's behind our good run of form. Don't let anyone tell you differently. Any kind of Darth Vader will do...don't be choosy. It's about bringing the dark side into City...we've been too nice, and now it's time to show some fuclers a little bit of the Dark Side. Just a hint...under your pants. That is all.

And, yes, this is football related.

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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:08 pm

whatever you do, don't take them off or wash them - you might wash the luck out.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:17 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:whatever you do, don't take them off or wash them - you might wash the luck out.


i have worn them 3x in a row between washings during the recent holiday fixture crush. I will admit that.

I literally can't watch a match without them on now. They are comfy as well, which helps.

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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby shawzy » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:20 pm

Keep them glued to your bits Doomy and may the foreskin be with you :-)
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:21 pm

Nice one Doomy, but do you feel a cock in them?
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby brite blu sky » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:24 pm

never seen any.. are they like the one's he wears outside his uniform ?

Do you wear them on the outside too ?
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby shawzy » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:32 pm

Think ill try this out
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:34 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Nice one Doomy, but do you feel a cock in them?


great question Beefy...i probably will feeling a little cock later this evening.

Thanks for asking mate!

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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:46 pm

Crotch area's not the best place for a character whose most famous words are "I am your father" but each to their own I guess.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Wonderwall » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:49 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Crotch area's not the best place for a character whose most famous words are "I am your father" but each to their own I guess.


No it's

"I AM YOUR FATHER, LOOK"
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Original Dub » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:13 pm

I'm in.

Then I'll have the big scary black bastard that I always wanted under my jeans. Wait till Aine hears...
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:54 pm

I have a similar gig going here.

Was shopping and founr brisbane roar boxers to my suprise. Bought them and wear them home and away and it's been 21 unbeaten since.

Man I hope to find city boxers in time for the run to trophies.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby paulmclaren » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:24 am

I'm not touching these gruds.
They will have one hell of a skid mark in them.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:35 am

paulmclaren wrote:I'm not touching these gruds.
They will have one hell of a skid mark in them.


You, sir, are a skid mark.

thank you for listening.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby paulmclaren » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:24 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
paulmclaren wrote:I'm not touching these gruds.
They will have one hell of a skid mark in them.


You, sir, are a skid mark.

thank you for listening.

Just sir.
Is just about worth wiping my ass on your head.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:52 am

shawzy wrote:Think ill try this out
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Please don't
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Sister of fu » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:24 am

Mick, all I have thought about in the past 15 hours or so is you sat at your PC in Star Wars underpants, I just cant get on with my life. Send us a picture will ya!!!
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:42 am

This is how DM swings on a non match day
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby ashton287 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:39 pm

bollocks

It's all down to my Saint christopher.
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Re: Darth Vader Underpants

Postby Sister of fu » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:42 pm

ashton287 wrote:bollocks

It's all down to my Saint christopher.



Yeah but that's not quite as sexy is it?
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