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Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:23 pm

I was thinking about this when I heard Reece Wabara's name the other day- it sounds more like a Rugby League player's name.

Guy Whittingham was one that always struck me as odd- sounded like someone from the Bullingdon Club, or a history teacher at a public school.

Any others?
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby HBlock Cripple » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:39 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:45 pm

The Norwich team of the late 80s and early 90s had a few names that sounded more like Dickensian characters than footballers - Butterworth, Culverhouse, Ullathorne.

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:54 pm

Mikhail Khavelashvili - would have made a better Soviet-era despot.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby blues-clues » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:55 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:02 pm

John Mikel Obi always struck me as either an African despot or the head of the UN. Plus is it Obi Mikel or Mikel Obi? WTF. Sort it.

John Michael Nchekwube Obinna <--- his given name
Mikel John Obi <--- what he's allegedly referred to commonly like sitting around the house by his mates or his mother
John Mikel Obi/John Obi Mikel <--- what the average punter seems to call him

Don't ever get me started about what the fucl is printed on the back of his shirt cuz iirc it's even different....

Run a charity or get a weapons stash Johnny boy...sort it!

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Im_Spartacus » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:06 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby The Man In Blue » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:10 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:Jan Vennegor of Hesselink


innit, sounds like some feudal knight.

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:12 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:Jan Vennegor of Hesselink


it's like he's a 16th century explorer or something.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:16 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:Jan Vennegor of Hesselink


it's like he's a 16th century explorer or something.


A decrepit Habsburg prince. The runt of the family with a merely honorific title.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:22 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:Jan Vennegor of Hesselink


it's like he's a 16th century explorer or something.


A decrepit Habsburg prince. The runt of the family with a merely honorific title.


When you get all Treaty of Weshphalia on my ass, i just have to surrender dude... nice work.

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Dronny » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:36 pm

Roy Cunt.....always struck me as sounding like a cunt?
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:44 pm

Scotty Parker and Jack "The Lad" Wilshere sound very WWII RAF to me too now I think about it.
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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Dipstick » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:08 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:18 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:Scotty Parker and Jack "The Lad" Wilshere sound very WWII RAF to me too now I think about it.


Haha! I thought exactly the same about Wilshire!
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Postby patrickblue » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:27 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby 9secondlegend » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:49 pm

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Re: Players whose names don't sound like footballers

Postby Blue in the face » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:55 pm

"Sister of Fu" definately doesn't sound like a footballer.
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