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After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:55 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Septic Splatter is now in his mid seventies and of a more rotund shape, physically speaking. Unless the men in the white coats come in the next few weeks to cart him off to the nearest sanatorium for demented fools, it's quite possible that, with his exposure to the FIFA induced luxury life, this portly figure might just keel over sometime (hopefully soon) and do us all a favour.

Should this be the case, I was just musing as to which intellectual colossus back at FIFA basecamp would be in the running to step into the great man's shoes and take control of the ship. Is there anyone who might, conceivably, bring back a touch of reality, common sense and intelligence into this CABAL's proceedings, or might it just be a case of better the Blatter you know than the Septic you don't.

Can anyone advise ?? (Moreover, when Splatter does depart this mortal coil, I dread to think what all the hypocritical, servile and toadying obituaries might look and sound like .....Uuuuugggghhhh)

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:11 pm
by Redna
Don't worry. Tw*tini will succed in the order of fools.

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:16 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Oh my goodness, I hope not. That really is the Doomsday scenario if that overhyped, Gallic retard takes over.

Heaven forfend.

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:50 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Don't think Blatter will be going anywhere until he's taken over the world. Then outer space.

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:37 pm
by dazby
Don't be surprised if the next president comes from Asia. I'll give more detail tonight.

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:15 am
by Tokyo Blue
Jack Warner ruled himself out a bit back, didn't he?

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:48 am
by shortagain
Tokyo Blue wrote:Jack Warner ruled himself out a bit back, didn't he?


Yep, he feels being president would impinge on his ability to screw as much out of the game as he can (allegedly)

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:59 am
by JonnyAsh
Tokyo Blue wrote:Jack Warner ruled himself out a bit back, didn't he?


Isn't he the bloke who used to play Dixon Of Dock Green

Re: After Sepp Blatter.....

PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:38 pm
by Tokyo Blue
JonnyAsh wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:Jack Warner ruled himself out a bit back, didn't he?

Isn't he the bloke who used to play Dixon Of Dock Green

Before I was born that, mate. :-|