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Worst... chant.... EVER?
And they spelled Uruguay wrong as well.

Say no to interbreeding.

embarrassing....cringeworthy

Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

Oh dear, that was very poor. 1/10 is being generous.

Bingo Lewis wrote:Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

avoidconfusion wrote:

Bingo Lewis wrote:Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

And all filmed by a scouse family and their recently acquired video camera.

if i was the father of that lad, there's no way i'd be advertising the fact on the internet...

That just made me Swearez

Manx Blue wrote:

avoidconfusion wrote:

Bingo Lewis wrote:Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

And all filmed by a scouse family and their recently acquired video camera.

i dont they are scouse....maybe surrey or devon

Wow that was shocking

They should stick that vid on 'Crimewatch' & see if anyone recognises the fuckers.

People may also recognise their stuff in the video & be able to get it back. That PC must belong to someone & possibly the child.

Christ, that is grim.

Those are 2 damn ugly kids. The boy reminds me of a chameleon.

Creepy bloke, shit song.

From the ridiculous to the sublime, here is the song for Sunderland's new signing Stephane Sessegnon (tune should be obvious, apologies if already posted but I ran a quick search and didn't see it)

Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

roblues wrote:Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

Now thats a chant!!

I am still cringing re the dippers one though!!

I like this one for Andy Carroll:

we always knew he was a red carroll carroll
he's got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll
he punched his bird, he burnt his house
but we dont care cuz now he's scouse
andy carroll liverpool's number 9!!

Oh. Sweet.Jesus.


That's what happens when there's no windows to lick.

I hope he flops like fuck, because it should be handy throwing together a little "torres no more, suarez don't score" type mumber.... maybe to that Proclaimers tune "letter from America??

Oh yeah, that'll do...

roblues wrote:From the ridiculous to the sublime, here is the song for Sunderland's new signing Stephane Sessegnon (tune should be obvious, apologies if already posted but I ran a quick search and didn't see it)

Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

What a chant!