I pushed Humpty Dumpty

[Beanieboy]

I was walking in town here in Amersfoort and i thought i saw my old mate Mickey Muse from special needs school sitting on a wall,
so i thumped him in the back and he fell off and broke....turned out it wasn't my mate, it was Humpty Dumpty.
so i said "cunt" and ran off.....i'm really proud and would die for him

[craigmcfc]

Has it been a quiet day on here by any chance?

[ruralblue]

Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?

[spiv]

Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?

Just tell him that all the kings horses and all the kings men put him back together again.

[Beefymcfc]

Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?

You could always try ejaculating from your stomach.