I pushed Humpty Dumpty
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:37 pmby Beanieboy
I was walking in town here in Amersfoort and i thought i saw my old mate Mickey Muse from special needs school sitting on a wall,
so i thumped him in the back and he fell off and broke....turned out it wasn't my mate, it was Humpty Dumpty.
so i said "cunt" and ran off.....i'm really proud and would die for him
Re: I pushed Humpty Dumpty
Posted:
Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:58 pmby craigmcfc
Has it been a quiet day on here by any chance?
Re: I pushed Humpty Dumpty
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:12 pmby ruralblue
Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?
Re: I pushed Humpty Dumpty
Posted:
Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:25 pmby spiv
ruralblue wrote:Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?
Just tell him that all the kings horses and all the kings men put him back together again.
Re: I pushed Humpty Dumpty
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Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:23 pmby Beefymcfc
ruralblue wrote:Well thanks for making me feel a cunt. How do I explain this to a seven year old now?
You could always try ejaculating from your stomach.