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unashamedly taken from a notts county board - coz i liked em, add your own:

JustLikeJuve: 'Your support is poor at times!!'

NottMRangers: "Ethnically diverse and anaemic non-aggressive peacekeeping presence instead of black and white army?"

Maganoid: "The facilitation of your visit to Meadow Lane may have been served best by the use of private hire vehicular transport.?"

Just Like Juve: "The city is ours!
The city is ours!
In the sense that most of us are residents of it.
The city is ours!"

JustLikeJuve: "Sacked in the morning!
Your getting sacked in the morning!
I hope you're not out of work for to long, and you don't miss mortgage payments.
Sacked in the moooorrnning!"

whilst we hope you have had an enjoyable time at our stadium,
we now politely request you return to the area in which you reside!

You are not possessed of any redeeming qualities,
And you are aware of this situation!

We are tremendously regretfull about the loss of lives in your airplane crash but we would hate you to forget it happened.

The referee does what 70% of normal males do when he masturbates.

Stretford is not a particularly salubrious area,
I want to return to my residence!

have intercourse back in the capital of the nation....

hahaha - if we sung some of these, we'd be the most impeccably behaved fans in the land.

The Man In Blue wrote:You are not possessed of any redeeming qualities,
And you are aware of this situation!

lololol - my fave so far - has a philosophical element :)

You are a short for your weight man that romances elderly women.

Dingus McDouchey wrote:You are a short for your weight man that romances elderly women.

Yeah!!!...well!!!!! what's wrong with that...at my age?

Your primary matriarchal caregiver likes to divide her spare time up between many male suitors and takes donations for her time.

Provide sustenance for the quadruped of the Capra genus.

Going down, going down, going down, (teams can go up in the division as well as down), going down, going down, going down

How about arse fans back when weenier first arrived and brought in loads of French players...IIRC:

To the referee...

Ou est le batard dans le noir...

The guardian reported it the next day.

"You may or may not be singing any more, Ohhhhh you may or may not be singing any mooooore!"

Nothing of note!
Your team are on course to win nothing of note!

Let's behave as though we have mental health issues (in order to draw attention to charities in support of this cause)
Let's behave as though we have mental health issues (in order to draw attention to charities in support of this cause)
Na na na na
Na na na na

We're City
We're barmy
We have problems with our mental health, as do 30% of the UK's population.

You need to have a shower, you illegitimate children from east of the pennines!!

you will be transported home in a volunteer run first aid vehicle

Stand up if you respect all people equally regardless of each individual's faith, ethnicity, sex or sexual orientation.

Can't get much more PC than that.

We'll buy your club,
And burn it down after all persons, animals and valuables have been evacuated from the premises and we have received clearance from the relevant authorities.