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Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:07 am
by Chinners
Kaka 'ready to consider Chelsea or Man City moves' with Real set to sell
Kaka is now willing to consider a move to the Premier League with either Chelsea or Manchester City after it emerged Real Madrid are prepared to offload the Brazilian this summer.
The midfielder has had a difficult time in Spain, failing to impress the Santiago Bernabeu faithful since arriving at the club from AC Milan in a £58million move - having rejected City's advances at the time because he felt has was not suited to the English game.
Kaka is ready to consider a move to England as Real Madrid are set to sell
Injuries have hampered the playmaker and it appears Real boss Jose Mourinho has finally lost patience and is preparing to offload the star in the summer.
The rumours have already sparked furious speculation over where Kaka could be headed.
And sources close to the player's camp suggest the Brazilian is more open to the prospect of moving to England than he was previously.
Kaka was linked with a £110million move to Eastlands in the past but he opted for Spain in order to play in the Champions League.But Manchester City are currently in the Champions League places this year and Kaka could be considered an important addition to the squad if they do qualify for next season's competition.
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has been a fan of the 29-year-old for a number of years and many believe Kaka will be keen to link up with Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti who he played under in Milan.
If Abramovich does decide to bid for Kaka it will once again show his commitment to the London club, which some experts had doubted until he splashed out in January - smashing the British transfer record with the £50million purchase of Fernando Torres.

Manchester City posts record loss despite £100m revenues
Manchester City has spent a net £127m on players since May 2010, despite recording a record loss in its last financial year, new figures show.
The outlay, revealed in the club's latest accounts for the 12 months to the end of last May, will make it harder to comply with strict financial fair play rules being brought in across Europe.
But City reported annual revenues of more than £100m for the first time ever on the back of securing its highest-ever Premier League finish.
Most notably, corporate partnership income jumped 400 per cent to £32.4m, driven by long-term deals being signed with the likes of the Abu Dhabi Tourism Authority and shirt sponsor Etihad Airways.
But the Eastlands club made a pre-tax loss of £121.3m, which was up 31 per cent from the year before.
That was partly due to its £133m wage bill outstripping turnover of £125.1m.
Notes to the accounts lay bare the huge sums spent by City since the year-end on stars like Edin Dzeko, Jerome Boateng, David Silva, Yaya Toure, Alexander Kolarov, Mario Balotelli and James Milner.
The notes state that, despite managing to offload players such as Stephen Ireland and Robinho, 'net expenditure on these transactions including contingent fees was approximately £127.1m.'
The revelation comes as Financial Fair Play Regulations for teams playing in UEFA competitions are set to come into force.
Clubs will be allowed up to £34.7m in losses in the first monitoring period of 2011/12 and 2012/13. They have to work towards breaking even over the next six years or face being banned from continental contests.
The need to curtail City's spending has been acknowledged by chief executive Garry Cook in his directors' report, which states: "As the club continues to assess the level of investment required to compete at the highest level, it does so whilst pro-actively engaging with all relevant stakeholders involved in the evolving debate around how to create greater commercial sustainability within football clubs.
"It is also fair to say that the scale of the club's recent investment in the transfer market is unlikely to be repeated in the near future now that the playing squad is of a sufficient quality and depth to be competitive in both England and Europe.
"This will reduce the impact of player transfers and salary costs on financial performance in the years ahead."
Money brought in through ticket sales also grew 18.6 per cent to £18.2m, thanks to extended runs in cup competitions.
The fact City finished fifth in the Premier League meant television rights income rose by £5.7m to £54m, while matchday hospitality was up by £700,000 to £6.1m.
The club managed to increase retail and merchandise revenue by 60 per cent to £7.9m, in the first year of its Umbro kit supply deal.
Despite growing its revenue significantly, the amount earned by City is still dwarfed by neighbours United, who are on course to rake in £100m from commercial activities alone this financial year.

Spurs chief Redknapp back in the market for £15m Man City defender Richards
Tottenham are ready to revive their £15million pursuit of Manchester City full-back Micah Richards.
White Hart Lane boss Harry Redknapp failed in his attempts to lure the defender to north London last summer. But the Spurs chief will resurrect his interest after being encouraged that Richards is open to leaving Eastlands at the end of the season.
Sportsmail understands that Richards' advisors have alerted a number of Barclays Premier League clubs - including Tottenham - to the player's potential availability in the summer.
Richards has played regularly for City this season - featuring in 20 of their 41 games. But his long-term future is unclear with manager Roberto Mancini looking at Barcelona star Dani Alves and Ajax full-back Gregory van der Wiel as potential replacements for Richards.
Redknapp is likely to be in the market for a new right-back in the summer with doubts persisting over Alan Hutton and Vedran Corluka's suitability as the club's long-term solution in the position.

Lokomotiv Moscow in a hurry to sign forgotten Man City striker Felipe Caicedo
Lokomotiv Moscow hope to sign Manchester City striker Felipe Caicedo after missing out on Stuttgart's Ciprian Marica.
Caicedo, 22, is on loan at Levante until the end of the season and if Lokomotiv want to sign him before the Russian Premier League transfer window closes next week, they must deal with the Spanish side.

City eye Ajax star Van der Wiel as Alves closes in on new Barcelona deal
Manchester City are set to swoop for Ajax right back Gregory van der Wiel after abandoning their attempt to lure Barcelona's Daniel Alves, according to reports in Spain.
Alves has been in talks with the La Liga leaders about extending his contract, which runs until 2012, and Spanish newspaper AS reports that a deal is close.
Bayern Munich have ditched their interest in Van der Wiel, but City still face stern opposition from Juventus for the 23-year-old Ajax right back.
The Italians have enquired about his availability and made it clear they will launch a bid in the summer.
Van der Wiel, who has been at Ajax since he was eight. is contracted to the Amsterdam outfit until 2013 and is valued at £15m.

WAG OF THE DAY
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Manchester United are considering a summer bid for Borussia Dortmund's Serbian defender Neven Subotic. IMScouting

Liverpool are hoping to secure Barcelona forward Bojan Krkic on a season-long loan deal. CaughtOffside

Birmingham centre-back Roger Johnson is set to ignore links to Liverpool, Tottenham and Manchester United in order to play for Blues in the Europa League next season. Metro

Tottenham have rejected an approach from Paris St Germain for defender Younes Kaboul. (the Times)

Birmingham City's Carling Cup hero Obafemi Martins has been warned that he is expected to return to Russian side Rubin Kazan at the end of the season. The striker is currently on loan at St Andrew's. Daily Mail

Leeds want to take Aston Villa's Scottish midfielder Barry Bannan, 21, on loan to boost their bid for a return to the Premier League. Daily Mirror

West Ham striker Benni McCarthy is in talks with Charlton over a possible loan move after falling out of favour at Upton Park. Daily Mail

Fernando Torres says it is up to him to adapt to Chelsea's style of play as he looks to break his scoring duck against Manchester United on Tuesday - the Spain striker has not scored since joining the Blues for £50m from Liverpool. Daily Mail

New York Red Bulls striker Thierry Henry, 33, wants to return to Arsenal one day. The Frenchman said: "I hope one day I can go back, I love that club and I just want to give as much as possible to this club, after what that club gave me." the Sun

Arsenal have suffered another injury setback because defender Thomas Vermaelen is not fit enough to make his comeback in a reserve match on Tuesday. He has been sidelined since August with an Achilles tendon problem. Daily Mail

Rangers manager Walter Smith has banned his players from drinking in nightclubs or posting inflammatory comments on social networking sites as he bids to turn around their season. (Daily Record)

Birmingham manager Alex McLeish only remembered his side's win over Arsenal in the Carling Cup final meant they had qualified for the Europa League next season when a journalist told him after Sunday's match. Metro

Obafemi Martins dedicated his Carling Cup-winning goal to the man who wished him luck after washing his Lamborghini. the Sun

Panama defender Luis Moreno is facing sanctions after he kicked an injured owl that landed on the field during a match between his Colombian club Deportivo Pereira and Atletico Junior. The bird was Atletico's mascot. Daily Telegraph

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:10 am
by Lionheart
Kaka can fucking do one.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:54 am
by kinkylola
Lionheart wrote:Kaka can fucking do one.


i second that.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:14 am
by Rae4685
kinkylola wrote:
Lionheart wrote:Kaka can fucking do one.


i second that.


I dunno he would be a decent player to use in the cups as backup for silva

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:24 am
by kinkylola
Sure, he's a fine player, that's not my concern. It's the principle of it I guess.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:39 am
by Ted Hughes
He's not looked particularly good in the games I've watched recently. If it was a straight swap for Ade, a player we don't seem to want, then I don't suppoe we lose anything but an extra £20 mil on top for a 28 year old who's struggling?

Perhaps Cook would see commercial value in it, but otherwise he doesn't fit our profile for new signings.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:41 am
by guv111
Kaka 'ready to consider Chelsea or Man City moves' with Real set to sell


Paper talk. After Robinho, Elano, Jo and "previous" with Kaka, I imagine Brazilians won't feature particularly high on our list of targets.

Anyway, we're apparently at the stage now where we will just be making some minor tweaks to our superb team. No more big summer splurges, because we're almost the finished article. Yeah, just a little polishing.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:47 am
by Ted Hughes
guv111 wrote:
Kaka 'ready to consider Chelsea or Man City moves' with Real set to sell


Paper talk. After Robinho, Elano, Jo and "previous" with Kaka, I imagine Brazilians won't feature particularly high on our list of targets.

Anyway, we're apparently at the stage now where we will just be making some minor tweaks to our superb team. No more big summer splurges, because we're almost the finished article. Yeah, just a little polishing.


We're not that far off tbf. Just one or two players to give us a few more options & avoid this 'fatigue' bollox. Sure a couple of players wouldn't make us perfect but none of the others are perfect either.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:54 am
by guv111
Ted Hughes wrote:
guv111 wrote:
Kaka 'ready to consider Chelsea or Man City moves' with Real set to sell


Paper talk. After Robinho, Elano, Jo and "previous" with Kaka, I imagine Brazilians won't feature particularly high on our list of targets.

Anyway, we're apparently at the stage now where we will just be making some minor tweaks to our superb team. No more big summer splurges, because we're almost the finished article. Yeah, just a little polishing.


We're not that far off tbf. Just one or two players to give us a few more options & avoid this 'fatigue' bollox. Sure a couple of players wouldn't make us perfect but none of the others are perfect either.


Sounds nice in theory, Ted, but we play such slow, convoluted football that a couple of new players won't make much difference. It's the mindset at City that needs changing.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:55 am
by colonel_muck
kaka was amazing the year ac milan lost the champs league final to liverpool. That is the only time in his life he has been world class. It's been downhill from there. If he can't make it in Spain, he won't in England. I'd be excited to see him try mind and would love to see him in a city shirt, but brazilians never do well in the premier league. Didn't we used to have a fella....

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:13 pm
by Chinners
OWL BOLLOX
Soccer fans in Colombia are crying fowl over kicking an owl. In fact, they're crying a lot worse.
An apologetic player is facing sanctions after he kicked an injured owl that landed on the field during a game on Sunday. The owl was a mascot for the opposing team and was being treated at a veterinary clinic in Barranquilla. The bird is expected to recover from a slight fracture of its right leg.
The owl had landed injured near the corner of the field after being hit by the ball when Panama defender Luis Moreno of the club Deportivo Pereira walked over and kicked it about three yards. Atletico Junior fans shouted "murderer, murderer" and the player now faces sanctions.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:23 pm
by colonel_muck
Chinners wrote:OWL BOLLOX
Soccer fans in Colombia are crying fowl over kicking an owl. In fact, they're crying a lot worse.
An apologetic player is facing sanctions after he kicked an injured owl that landed on the field during a game on Sunday. The owl was a mascot for the opposing team and was being treated at a veterinary clinic in Barranquilla. The bird is expected to recover from a slight fracture of its right leg.
The owl had landed injured near the corner of the field after being hit by the ball when Panama defender Luis Moreno of the club Deportivo Pereira walked over and kicked it about three yards. Atletico Junior fans shouted "murderer, murderer" and the player now faces sanctions.


sanctions? seriously? i despair.

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:36 pm
by Wonderwall
guv111 wrote:
Kaka 'ready to consider Chelsea or Man City moves' with Real set to sell


Paper talk. After Robinho, Elano, Jo and "previous" with Kaka, I imagine Brazilians won't feature particularly high on our list of targets.


Alves?

Re: Tuesday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:23 pm
by Blue in the face
Fuck off Kaka. Unless you are willing to play for nothing. Fuckin jesus freak.