What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

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Postby carolina-blue » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:04 pm

Thinking back .. when Kolo came on at YaYa s farewell didn’t he spend quite sometime complimenting Pep ? And if memory serves I think he is African
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:17 pm

He’s Just a thick hypocritical cunt. I bet a pound to a penny Guardiola will ask t powers that be that he doesn’t want any fucking statue of this cunt anywhere near the stadium - this could be an issue after all these false allegations made by this cunt .

I’d 100% sue him and ensure there is no fucking reminder of yaya anywhere near or in our stadium!

To me. City Legends are people like the goat , Dickov , Agüero and very few others who have never ever disrespected our club whilst playing or not playing .

Yaya is just a thick fucking cunt who now needs to be taught a fucki valuable lesson in life - sued or forced to apologize .
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby johnny crossan » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:31 pm

There is zero merit in Toure's attack - pure spite
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carolina-blue » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:02 pm

Seluk spouting off YaYa to any top 6 club for a £ per week wages dedicating the season to Pep and MCFC to show he is still a top footballer . Like Carl said get rid of anything related to him and his fuckin agent . Oh and sue the twat Pep
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:02 pm

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby bigblue » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:06 pm

Ah yes, Pep (the one who decided to keep Yaya on for another season and organize the farewell) is the real racist:



Pep's already taken the high ground and said he's not responding to Yaya's words. At least the one still at City is a gentleman, rather than the bitter old man who can't except that he's lost 90% of his physical ability and can't last more than 30 minutes actually running around.

Fuck off Yaya, time for me to get a new shirt.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:25 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:I think Yaya might actually have a point. At least on some of the points he make.

OK, calm down and keep those fingers in control and hear me out.

Does Pep hate black players? ABSOLUTELY NOT. There is absolutely nothing in his career that would indicate he is a racist. Absolutely NOTHING. HOWEVER, does he like African players? I would say in general probably not. It's a stereotype but stereotype that has roots in truth that African players are undisciplined on the pitch. Pep is EXTREMELY demanding in that in first two thirds of the pitch players follow the system and instructions right down to a T. Remember that Thierry Henry story about him drifting out of position, scoring and then getting substituted at halftime. Black, white, yellow, green, orange or purple. No matter your skin colour, in order for you to play in Pep's system you HAVE to stick to the game plan no matter what.

Does Pep's football translate to mid-table or bottom of the league clubs? Probably not. It is all based on on possession, crisp passing, awareness and movement as a team. It's very sophisticated and Pep is very rigid about it. That's not suited for "clubs like Crystal Palace". Why should we be bothered about that? If Pep ever wants to take that sort of challenge then we'd see how he could adapt the system. However, where he is and where he has been it works.

Do some player get cold shoulder treatment? Probably. Pep likes the youngsters who subscribe to his brand of football. However he isn't really arms around the shoulder type of guy. He demands a lot from others and most from himself. That's why we have likes of Kidd, Arteta and ESPECIALLY Domenec Torrent. As forward thinking as his tactics are as a manager he seems one from the old school. A "gaffer" who doesn't seem like someone who is eager to discuss about the system or much anything else even with more experienced player. I happen to like that. Knowing Yaya he probably wanted to discuss about the way he is being used and shit like that and Guardiola doesn't seem like a chap who is willing to have that sort of conversations.

Does Pep like players who "lick his hand" (better to lick hand than ....)? I'm sure he does. Even more so, I think he wants everyone to be on the boat mentally. But Pep could have ditched him ages ago yet decided to hang on to him. So that should give Yaya nice warm feeling that he at very least touched Pep's hand with tip of his tongue.

And remember, I'm a MASSIVE Pep licker. I would lick his hand. Would probably do more if he asked me to. But Yaya isn't completely off target here.


I can't agree with that part about Pep not wanting players to talk football with him. I think he would talk football all day and all night with players, like he did with Cruyff.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby CTID Hants » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:00 pm

bigblue wrote:
Fuck off Yaya, time for me to get a new shirt.


Fuck off Yaya t-shirt???

Watch the club grab that idea, hash tag it and charge you 27 bastard quid for it.....
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby South Stand Balti » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:49 pm

I thought there would be much more coverage and noise surrounding this. Yaya must be disappointed at the general lack of interest.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby City64 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:51 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:I think Yaya might actually have a point. At least on some of the points he make.

OK, calm down and keep those fingers in control and hear me out.

Does Pep hate black players? ABSOLUTELY NOT. There is absolutely nothing in his career that would indicate he is a racist. Absolutely NOTHING. HOWEVER, does he like African players? I would say in general probably not. It's a stereotype but stereotype that has roots in truth that African players are undisciplined on the pitch. Pep is EXTREMELY demanding in that in first two thirds of the pitch players follow the system and instructions right down to a T. Remember that Thierry Henry story about him drifting out of position, scoring and then getting substituted at halftime. Black, white, yellow, green, orange or purple. No matter your skin colour, in order for you to play in Pep's system you HAVE to stick to the game plan no matter what.

Does Pep's football translate to mid-table or bottom of the league clubs? Probably not. It is all based on on possession, crisp passing, awareness and movement as a team. It's very sophisticated and Pep is very rigid about it. That's not suited for "clubs like Crystal Palace". Why should we be bothered about that? If Pep ever wants to take that sort of challenge then we'd see how he could adapt the system. However, where he is and where he has been it works.

Do some player get cold shoulder treatment? Probably. Pep likes the youngsters who subscribe to his brand of football. However he isn't really arms around the shoulder type of guy. He demands a lot from others and most from himself. That's why we have likes of Kidd, Arteta and ESPECIALLY Domenec Torrent. As forward thinking as his tactics are as a manager he seems one from the old school. A "gaffer" who doesn't seem like someone who is eager to discuss about the system or much anything else even with more experienced player. I happen to like that. Knowing Yaya he probably wanted to discuss about the way he is being used and shit like that and Guardiola doesn't seem like a chap who is willing to have that sort of conversations.

Does Pep like players who "lick his hand" (better to lick hand than ....)? I'm sure he does. Even more so, I think he wants everyone to be on the boat mentally. But Pep could have ditched him ages ago yet decided to hang on to him. So that should give Yaya nice warm feeling that he at very least touched Pep's hand with tip of his tongue.

And remember, I'm a MASSIVE Pep licker. I would lick his hand. Would probably do more if he asked me to. But Yaya isn't completely off target here.

What a crock of shit ! Warm and licker ?
What about Chinese players ? American ? Russian ? Azerbaijan? Japan ? Australian ? Scottish ? Irish ?
Fuck me lets just make it a racist African thing eh ?
Utter fucking bollocks !
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Mase » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:03 pm

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Mase wrote:a D is part of the ol' three piece set.


I had you a ball licker kind of feller. You never really know about the guy.


Rusty trombone for me pal
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Nick » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:03 pm

Surely his agent not yaya so although I agree I wouldn't be posting f him and c word this, but he is a dick for letting his agent talk shite for years.

What's this "united" talk? Going to that scum would surely be good for us from a footballing point of view
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby City64 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:12 pm

Nick wrote:Surely his agent not yaya so although I agree I wouldn't be posting f him and c word this, but he is a dick for letting his agent talk shite for years.

What's this "united" talk? Going to that scum would surely be good for us from a footballing point of view

A few journos who do City stuff were tipped off a few weeks ago that Yaya and his dick head agent were planning something like this . Stephen Tudor who writes all things City for Unibet has tweeted such , absolutely ripping Yaya and Seluk in the process .
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby gillie » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:14 pm

City64 wrote:
Nick wrote:Surely his agent not yaya so although I agree I wouldn't be posting f him and c word this, but he is a dick for letting his agent talk shite for years.

What's this "united" talk? Going to that scum would surely be good for us from a footballing point of view

A few journos who do City stuff were tipped off a few weeks ago that Yaya and his dick head agent were planning something like this . Stephen Tudor who writes all things City for Unibet has tweeted such , absolutely ripping Yaya and Seluk in the process .

Yeah Tudor and Sammy goal said on twitter they had been tipped off about Yaya planning some shit.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:15 pm

Nick wrote:Surely his agent not yaya so although I agree I wouldn't be posting f him and c word this, but he is a dick for letting his agent talk shite for years.

What's this "united" talk? Going to that scum would surely be good for us from a footballing point of view


Your the biggest yaya licker here, you always were and even when the evidence is staring into your face you still can’t bear to slag him off apart from “he’s a bit of a dick “??!!!! -FYI it’s yayas fuckign quotes , HIS FUCKING WORDS.

One word for ya ya and that word is CUNT and it should be repeated whenever his name is mentioned from now on .
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:22 pm

Right Yaya you've done the bizz, now retire gracefully or fuck off
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:51 pm

OhYaya aToure I wish you would say no more say no more !
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:02 pm

He always was s knobhead. But he was our knobhead. An absolute beast at his best. Scared the shit out of Ferguson’s United.
He’s been shit for Years though and had no material part in the best season of football ever seen in the PL.
Pep was actually charitable in the amount of minutes he gave him. More than he deserved. Minutes most fans would have preferred a youngster to be given.

He’s gone from being our knobhead though, to having no allegiances to anyone other than himself.
No dignity. Can’t take that he doesn’t merit a place in a team playing football at this level.
He stole a 3rd PL Championship medal.
Coming out with some ridiculous shite now rather than accepting he’s past it. That’s sad and tragic but disrespecting the manager who has just overseen the most remarkable season of football ever, without him, and trying to cause unrest within the current squad is unforgivable.

Him and his agent should have been fucked off two years ago.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:12 pm

john@staustell wrote:Right Yaya you've done the bizz, now retire gracefully or fuck off


It’s a bit too fucking late for fuckign off gracefully !!
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Nick » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:25 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Surely his agent not yaya so although I agree I wouldn't be posting f him and c word this, but he is a dick for letting his agent talk shite for years.

What's this "united" talk? Going to that scum would surely be good for us from a footballing point of view


Your the biggest yaya licker here, you always were and even when the evidence is staring into your face you still can’t bear to slag him off apart from “he’s a bit of a dick “??!!!! -FYI it’s yayas fuckign quotes , HIS FUCKING WORDS.

One word for ya ya and that word is CUNT and it should be repeated whenever his name is mentioned from now on .



Hahahaha think you've got me mixed up mate. After cake gate I he could have gone for me and I only started singing his songs again a couple of months ago when he was off.

One thing you should know if you read any of my posts is I'm about passion and loyalty. I fucked Barton off when he jumped in the north stand after scoring the day after his transfer request.

Just saying why believe papers (I've not even seen it anywhere by the way just a quote )

He's a dick for not sacking his agent years ago and all the other baggage
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