What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Mase » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:18 pm

PeterParker wrote:Don't want to be Yaya's defender on this, not by a long shot, but somehow this is between him and Guardiola, and, this reaction is really odd.

I refused to read that article, I don't want to see some shit from a player that made me scream of joy, even if he acts like this, I feel I owe him that, but, from my point of view, he needs help, professional help.
Maybe there is a problem behind what happen with him, even depression, fuck knows what, but even Cakegate was beyond ridiculous and could raise some concerns. But I wish him well, he needs to face his demons and hope he will be wiser someday and will understand that no one was out there to get him and he was one of the best african players I ever saw.

I hope I will never hear about this subject that really was not needed for any of the sides, because clubs will take a second look when they will try to sign him this summer, because Yaya can turn into a PR nightmare for any club.


Sometimes in life mate people are just bellends naturally. Doesn't mean they need help. They're just tits.

Nowadays people often try and label things, like a naughty kid saying they've got ADHD. Perhaps they're just a naughty kid?
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby City64 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:50 pm

PeterParker wrote:Don't want to be Yaya's defender on this, not by a long shot, but somehow this is between him and Guardiola, and, this reaction is really odd.

I refused to read that article, I don't want to see some shit from a player that made me scream of joy, even if he acts like this, I feel I owe him that, but, from my point of view, he needs help, professional help.
Maybe there is a problem behind what happen with him, even depression, fuck knows what, but even Cakegate was beyond ridiculous and could raise some concerns. But I wish him well, he needs to face his demons and hope he will be wiser someday and will understand that no one was out there to get him and he was one of the best african players I ever saw.

I hope I will never hear about this subject that really was not needed for any of the sides, because clubs will take a second look when they will try to sign him this summer, because Yaya can turn into a PR nightmare for any club.

220k a week we have been paying this fucking prick and his fat greasy cunt of an agent has made millions from us over the years . Yaya absolutely brilliant world class player that brought us forward from 2011 to 2014 since then he has been fucking wank , over weight and full of shit !!! Get over yourself PP your a better person than those pair of parasites !
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:42 pm

PeP has been quoted in regards to the fat deluded cunts attack on him.

'They were lies and he knows it,' he told TV3 in Spain. 'We were together for two years and he says it now – he never told me to my face'

I demand that CITY take all references to that lying cunt form our club...he did not exist.....delete the cunt.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Hazy2 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:02 pm

If he signs for him he scum. Finished and as Carl has said deleted.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby littlebig » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:20 pm

Would laugh my ass off if he signed for Scum. He’s shit now and his attitude stinks
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby City64 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:24 pm

The cunt is getting booed at the soccer aid match at the swamp right now , he has gone into full lazy twat mode aswell !
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby dick dastardley » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:36 pm

Toure found his level now, I really did think he was the best I'd ever seen at his peak but fuck me he's some gobshite twat. Let's hope he's signs for the swamp monkeys, that pitch is the best I've seen it in a few years ;-)
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby South Stand Balti » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:47 pm

dick dastardley wrote:Toure found his level now, I really did think he was the best I'd ever seen at his peak but fuck me he's some gobshite twat. Let's hope he's signs for the swamp monkeys, that pitch is the best I've seen it in a few years ;-)

Veron is having his best ever game at the swamp tonight. No chance the Rags will sign Toure after he showed the world what a shit house he is.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby City64 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:51 pm

Mo Farah and Usain Bolt looking better footballers than Yaya cuntface and they are athletes ! Says it all for me ! :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Blue In Bolton » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:06 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:Toure found his level now, I really did think he was the best I'd ever seen at his peak but fuck me he's some gobshite twat. Let's hope he's signs for the swamp monkeys, that pitch is the best I've seen it in a few years ;-)

Veron is having his best ever game at the swamp tonight. No chance the Rags will sign Toure after he showed the world what a shit house he is.


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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby dick dastardley » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:21 pm

What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Mase » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:32 pm

dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball


Will be funny when it eventually comes out that he's pumped full of gear. They'll be a few red faces.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:28 am

dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball

Bolt is a rag, apparently. That might explain it.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:16 am

dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball


also failed to mention yaya being booed every time he touched the ball. instead he made a ridiculously bad attempt to sing the yaya/kolo song. fucking dickhead.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby patrickblue » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:33 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball

Bolt is a rag, apparently. That might explain it.



Apparently!

He never shuts up about it.
He goes on about them more than fat boy Holmes did when they were winning everything.
Thank god Bolt didn't become famous until after the rags turned to shit.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby Mase » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:46 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball

Bolt is a rag, apparently. That might explain it.



Apparently!

He never shuts up about it.
He goes on about them more than fat boy Holmes did when they were winning everything.
Thank god Bolt didn't become famous until after the rags turned to shit.


He 'supports' a few teams including the rags and BvD. He's basically a gimp.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby zuricity » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:11 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
dick dastardley wrote:What's this fucking Usain bolt love in with Tyldesley? Hand on cock time every time he gets the ball

Bolt is a rag, apparently. That might explain it.

Bolt may need a rag, but ... in these mysogynistic times. i could be wrong .
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby bigblue » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:34 pm

So Yaya names his "world cup XI" to the mirror.... and doesn't include a single African. :roll:
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:44 pm

bigblue wrote:So Yaya names his "world cup XI" to the mirror.... and doesn't include a single African. :roll:


Did he ?? hahahhaha , not only is he a fat lazy fuck but he's also a thick as fuck fat lazy fuck.
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Re: What Does Yaya Toure Actually Do?

Postby sheblue » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:05 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
bigblue wrote:So Yaya names his "world cup XI" to the mirror.... and doesn't include a single African. :roll:


Did he ?? hahahhaha , not only is he a fat lazy fuck but he's also a thick as fuck fat lazy fuck.


He doesn't like Africans.
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