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With all the doom and gloom that is around at the moment, I thought i would lighten the mood with one of my legendary fantastic top quality, sheer genius songs for a player in need of one.

THE NET
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr
He knows where it is
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko

TO the TUNE below
[youtube]UePtoxDhJSw[/youtube]

No need to thank me it was my pleasure :-)

You're a funny man Bob!

I can't see it taking off... well, not until he scores a league goal anyway ;-)

THE NET
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr
He *doesn't* know where it is
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko
Edin Dzeko

Out on the terraces we'd sit,
At Dzeko's first touch we'd cringe,
We'd watch another shot crack over crossbar
Laugh and think, expensive Corradi.

Gangajang's Sounds of Then.

You just know he's going to end up with:

doo doo doo doo E-din-Dze-ko

what a waste of money

when you're sat in row z
And the ball hits your head
Edin Dzeko

I'm sure zamora didn't copyright it

Edin - oh Woahao
Dzeko - ohwoahao
He comes from Bosnia and Herzegovina
Erm,

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Edin - oh Woahao
Dzeko - ohwoahao
He comes from Bosnia and Herzegovina
Erm,

D-zeko o-o-o-o
D-zeko o-o-o-o
He comes from Bosnia
and Herzegovina

Alioune DVToure wrote:

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Edin - oh Woahao
Dzeko - ohwoahao
He comes from Bosnia and Herzegovina
Erm,

D-zeko o-o-o-o
D-zeko o-o-o-o
He comes from Bosnia
and Herzegovina

It was staring at me all along !

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:

Alioune DVToure wrote:

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Edin - oh Woahao
Dzeko - ohwoahao
He comes from Bosnia and Herzegovina
Erm,

D-zeko o-o-o-o
D-zeko o-o-o-o
He comes from Bosnia
and Herzegovina

It was staring at me all along !

Informative AND catchy.

hilarious DVT! lookmum must do better

Thats whack... Me and my home bois will love that before going to pop a cap in some gangsta ass!!

***Christ I'm a honky***

City you`ve got to get to know
To cross the ball for Ed Dzecko
If you can cross it from the line
He’ll head it home every time
So just get it to Johnno
To cross the ball for Ed Dzecko

Should I Stay or Should Dzecko

Also a work in progress...to the jesus christ superstar chorus (and needs a positive last two lines)

Mario....looks a twat
When he is wearing his chicken hat

Gets coat, puts coat on, leaves...

D.Z.E.K.O
I said D.Z.E.K.O
He is D delightful
He is Z better than Zico
He is E just electric
He is K King of headers
He is Oooooooooooo

I think he is taking a little unfair criticism, it should be Mancini that gets the flack. when we bought Dzeko we all knew he wasn't the fastest striker in the world nor did we think he was especially skillful. He is however good at sitting on the last man, heading goals and getting into goalscoring positions. For this he needs to work in a front pair and get some service from out wide, people don't score as many goals has he has in the Bundesligua if they have nowt about them. What is going wrong for Edin is that he is being in the main asked to play up top with his back to the defence in an extremly narrow 1 dimensional side. What is going wrong for him is that the sytem he is employed in is the complete opposite of what it should be.

MCFC-Blogger wrote:I think he is taking a little unfair criticism, it should be Mancini that gets the flack. when we bought Dzeko we all knew he wasn't the fastest striker in the world nor did we think he was especially skillful. He is however good at sitting on the last man, heading goals and getting into goalscoring positions. For this he needs to work in a front pair and get some service from out wide, people don't score as many goals has he has in the Bundesligua if they have nowt about them. What is going wrong for Edin is that he is being in the main asked to play up top with his back to the defence in an extremly narrow 1 dimensional side. What is going wrong for him is that the sytem he is employed in is the complete opposite of what it should be.

That'll never catch on. It doesn't even rhyme and don't get me started on the absence of meter!

In tune to that old disco track that goes something like 'D-I-S-C-O'

"EDIN D-Z-E-K-O

EDIN D-Z-E-K-O

Wonderwall wrote:D.Z.E.K.O
I said D.Z.E.K.O
He is D delightful
He is Z better than Zico
He is E just electric
He is K King of headers
He is Oooooooooooo

Oh yeah..that one.

Alot better effort than mine as well.

MCFC-Blogger wrote:I think he is taking a little unfair criticism, it should be Mancini that gets the flack. when we bought Dzeko we all knew he wasn't the fastest striker in the world nor did we think he was especially skillful. He is however good at sitting on the last man, heading goals and getting into goalscoring positions. For this he needs to work in a front pair and get some service from out wide, people don't score as many goals has he has in the Bundesligua if they have nowt about them. What is going wrong for Edin is that he is being in the main asked to play up top with his back to the defence in an extremly narrow 1 dimensional side. What is going wrong for him is that the sytem he is employed in is the complete opposite of what it should be.

You're Edin Dzeko aren't you? What good English you have.