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Post your questions.

Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:36 pm
by Surrey Sky Blue
Not only am I going to miss the Dippers match tonight due to a works dinner I have just been told the guest speaker is none other than Paul "degenerate" Merson!!
Its a Monday and wasnt that keen on getting plastered but I am thinking maybe I will and pose a few questions to him.
Please post any questions that you would like me to ask him apperently hes doing a bit of Q&A mixed in as well!!!!
Will post any answers tomorrow.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:40 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Do you like Coke or Pepsi with your breakfast?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:43 pm
by Im_Spartacus
Why are you such a cunt?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:47 pm
by london blue 2
Do you think Arsenal have a sniff of a chance of winning silverware before City?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:50 pm
by simon12
How`s your septum is it holding together well or is it like the arsenal back 4 you fucking smack`ed.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:53 pm
by london blue 2
Do you have any advice for Kolo toure?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:59 pm
by Beefymcfc
london blue 2 wrote:Do you have any advice for Kolo toure?
Quality!
And: What's the
crack like at Sky Sports?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:16 pm
by ronk
Do you have any regrets that your career was not a big success and that you squandered your talent?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:22 pm
by Kladze
How did an inarticulate tosser like you ever make it onto the after dinner speaking circuit?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:27 pm
by Chinners
No, no I don't understand 'whatcha mean'
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:34 pm
by Im_Spartacus
I saw him at a dinner about 12 months ago, he was fucking crap. Only once I have ever seen someone do a worse after dinner routine was Norman Whiteside
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:50 pm
by razor400
Did you chase the dragon or go straight for the veins?
How realistic was Trainspotting?
Are you Zammo in disguise?
Got any chan?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:54 pm
by Mike J
sod the questions. just say 'you are a fucking cunt' and walk out.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:00 pm
by Sister of fu
What are your views on the Grange Hill smash hit single " just say no" do you own a copy of this single or have it on a download??
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:06 pm
by Beefymcfc
And for dessert, Sir.

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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:09 pm
by bobby brows
Whats your fuckin problem?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:15 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Given that it's ten years since you had an alcoholic drink, just how long do you think it will take for that hangover to clear up?
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Posted:
Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:17 pm
by Blue Blood
Which side of the face would you prefer I not smash you in?