Sunday's B*ll*x

Poznan coach Jose Maria Bakero is the proud owner of one of the Blues t-shirts illustrating the terrace craze.
Blues fans wowed the world with their rendition of the fan celebration at Wembley and now according to the News in Poland the circle has been completed.
Bakero said he had been given the shirt as an Easter present by a relative of his in Britain.
‘Presents’ of a more expensive kind are in the thoughts of the British press with the Mail on Sunday picking up on the theme that Carlos Tevez could be a £40million departure this summer to Inter.
‘The Milan club will try to offset the cost of that deal by selling Holland midfielder Wesley Sneijder for around £30m, with Manchester United a possible destination,’ reckons Alex Montgomery.
That is also a story backed up in the News of the World; though remember their website has now to be paid for.
In essence their stories today hint that we are resigned to Tevez leaving the club in the summer, but are likely to use Inter’s interest to try and prise Sneijder away from the Italian club.
They also reckon the Blues are lining up a GBP15 million bid for Everton defender Leighton Baines and that Udinese striker Alexis Sanchez is also on the shopping list.
Steve Millar in the Star on Sunday also reckons a fresh striker is on the way but he believes it will be Napoli star Edinson Cavani. Just one of many names linked with City in a media merry-go-round that will spin faster as the summer looms.
It wouldn’t do for a day to go by without Mario Balotelli making into the papers and Steve Bates in the People obliges.
‘Balotelli has been given a minder to keep him out of more trouble – Roberto Mancini’s teenage son Andrea,’ reckons Bates.
‘But the move has caused surprise and unrest among some senior Manchester City stars who believe Italian bad boy Balotelli is being given preferential treatment.’
Elsewhere in the same paper it is said that Fulham are plotting move for Shaun Wright-Phillips, that Mancini snr is keen to sign Celta Vigo's Denis Suarez, that Roma’s Daniele De Rossi has emerged as a potential transfer target as has Lyon defender Aly Cissokho.
And just for good measure Sven Goran Eriksson, the Leicester City manager, will attempt to sign Greg Cunningham on a permanent basis in the summer.
Manchester City risk upsetting their rivals at Old Trafford by requesting to wear the city's shield on their shirts at the FA Cup final against Stoke. The club wore the Manchester coat of arms in the FA Cup finals against Everton and Portsmouth in the 1930s. (News of the World)
Carlos Tevez's recovery from his hamstring injury is progressing ahead of schedule, and the Manchester City striker could be fit in time for his club's FA Cup final against Stoke next month. Sunday Mirror
Now Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson knows that Manchester City are a big club - Roberto Mancini
Italian manager insists that when his Red Devils counterpart congratulated him after the FA Cup semi-final, it was not just out of courtesy, but also out of respect
Roberto Mancini insists that Manchester City have made their arch-rivals Manchester United show them the respect that goes with being a big club.
Last weekend the Eastlands outfit booked a place in the FA Cup final at Wembley by beating the Red Devils in the last four.
And having been congratulated by manager Sir Alex Ferguson, the Italian believes that City are finally beginning to be perceived as a genuine threat for honours.
"Sir Alex offered me his congratulations after the game at Wembley and that was very important and very kind," Mancini said, according to The Mirror.
"He now knows that we are a big club because he is a clever man. He understands football very well. He knows that Manchester City has changed a lot over the last year.
"I don’t know what he has said about our club in the past, but if you want to arrive at the top there is only one way – and that is to work very hard.
"The only way you can change the mentality of a club is to win and that means working hard over a long period of time.
"It is impossible to bring a winning mentality to a club in one month or even six months. Of course, we need to work even more but we are getting better - and he knows that."
You've really got to hand it to Bridge... a year on and Terry's left hanging again
A season on from the non-handshake between Wayne Bridge and John Terry following allegations of a relationship between the Chelsea captain and Vanessa Perroncel, Bridge's former girlfriend, the moments before yesterday's game offered a chance for a rematch – and a change of tactics from Bridge.
Last year, when playing for Manchester City, Bridge moved to offer a hand, only to pull it back at the last moment.
This time, with him at West Ham, he suddenly took a deep interest in shaking the hand of a mascot being taken down the line of players by Terry.
By the time an enthusiastic handshake had been completed with a Chelsea-shirted figure of about four feet tall, a rather larger one - in the shape of Terry - had once more been left with his hand hanging in the air by Bridge, as the home crowd's jeers almost matched that of the cheers from West Ham's travelling supporters.
OTHER BOLLOX
Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov could be set for an £8m return to Tottenham this summer after talks on extending his contract at Manchester United stalled. Sunday Mirror
Meanwhile, Spurs manager Harry Redknapp will launch a double swoop for West Ham midfielder Scott Parker and Chelsea forward Didier Drogba. Daily Star Sunday
[strike][/strike]Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish has a transfer shortlist including Bolton defender Gary Cahill, Everton left-back Leighton Baines and Aston Villa wingers Stewart Downing and Ashley Young after being told he has a £50m budget for next season. (News of the World)
And Cahill is also wanted by Tottenham. Sunday People
Dalglish is planning "up to 22 deals" in and out of the club this summer as he looks to revamp his squad. Rennes winger Sylvain Marveaux is expected to be the first of many young arrivals, identified as talent that can be developed, when the transfer window reopens in June. Daily Telegraph
Sunderland and Stoke want to sign former Manchester United and Real Madrid striker Ruud van Nistelrooy, who is currently with German club Hamburg. Sunday People
Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri has still not signed a new four-year contract worth £20m and Chelsea, Manchester City and Inter Milan are all interested. (Sunday Times)
Barcelona will try to lure former Manchester United striker Giuseppe Rossi from fellow Spanish club Villarreal this summer in a deal worth £28m. Sunday Mirror
Tottenham are ready to bid for Valencia winger Pablo Hernandez after the Spanish club said they would be willing to listen to offers for the 26-year-old. Sunday People
Real Madrid and the two Milan clubs will be waiting to pounce should Portuguese winger Nani leave Manchester United this summer.
(News of the World)
Bayern Munich will join Liverpool in attempting to prise full-back Jose Enrique away from Newcastle in the close-season. Sunday Mirror
Southampton are demanding a 40% sell-on clause as part of the proposed deal to take winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Arsenal. (News of the World)
Stoke, Birmingham and Newcastle are some of the clubs interested in Leeds and Scotland midfielder Robert Snodgrass. (Sunday Times)
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has boldly predicted that his team will beat Arsenal and Chelsea in the coming weeks after the leaders moved nearer to a record 19th league title with a 1-0 win at home to Everton. Observer
England general manager Franco Baldini - boss Fabio Capello's right-hand man - has been sounded out about the technical director's role at Roma. (News of the World)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is at the top of Real Madrid's list of possible replacements for coach Jose Mourinho, who could potentially return to the Premier League next term. Sunday Mirror
Former Italy, Juventus and Inter Milan boss Marcello Lippi claims he has had offers to work in the Premier League next season. (Sunday Express)
Wigan manager Roberto Martinez believes that Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola, a fellow Spaniard, will be working in the Premier League within two years. (News of the World)
Martinez has been told by Wigan chairman Dave Whelan that his job is safe, even if the club are relegated from the Premier League this season. (Sunday Times)
Aston Villa have admitted that Gerard Houllier faces serious health problems, and there are questions about whether he can return as manager after he took ill with chest pains last week.
(Sunday Express)
Blues fans wowed the world with their rendition of the fan celebration at Wembley and now according to the News in Poland the circle has been completed.
Bakero said he had been given the shirt as an Easter present by a relative of his in Britain.
‘Presents’ of a more expensive kind are in the thoughts of the British press with the Mail on Sunday picking up on the theme that Carlos Tevez could be a £40million departure this summer to Inter.
‘The Milan club will try to offset the cost of that deal by selling Holland midfielder Wesley Sneijder for around £30m, with Manchester United a possible destination,’ reckons Alex Montgomery.
That is also a story backed up in the News of the World; though remember their website has now to be paid for.
In essence their stories today hint that we are resigned to Tevez leaving the club in the summer, but are likely to use Inter’s interest to try and prise Sneijder away from the Italian club.
They also reckon the Blues are lining up a GBP15 million bid for Everton defender Leighton Baines and that Udinese striker Alexis Sanchez is also on the shopping list.
Steve Millar in the Star on Sunday also reckons a fresh striker is on the way but he believes it will be Napoli star Edinson Cavani. Just one of many names linked with City in a media merry-go-round that will spin faster as the summer looms.
It wouldn’t do for a day to go by without Mario Balotelli making into the papers and Steve Bates in the People obliges.
‘Balotelli has been given a minder to keep him out of more trouble – Roberto Mancini’s teenage son Andrea,’ reckons Bates.
‘But the move has caused surprise and unrest among some senior Manchester City stars who believe Italian bad boy Balotelli is being given preferential treatment.’
Elsewhere in the same paper it is said that Fulham are plotting move for Shaun Wright-Phillips, that Mancini snr is keen to sign Celta Vigo's Denis Suarez, that Roma’s Daniele De Rossi has emerged as a potential transfer target as has Lyon defender Aly Cissokho.
And just for good measure Sven Goran Eriksson, the Leicester City manager, will attempt to sign Greg Cunningham on a permanent basis in the summer.
Manchester City risk upsetting their rivals at Old Trafford by requesting to wear the city's shield on their shirts at the FA Cup final against Stoke. The club wore the Manchester coat of arms in the FA Cup finals against Everton and Portsmouth in the 1930s. (News of the World)
Carlos Tevez's recovery from his hamstring injury is progressing ahead of schedule, and the Manchester City striker could be fit in time for his club's FA Cup final against Stoke next month. Sunday Mirror
Now Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson knows that Manchester City are a big club - Roberto Mancini
Italian manager insists that when his Red Devils counterpart congratulated him after the FA Cup semi-final, it was not just out of courtesy, but also out of respect
Roberto Mancini insists that Manchester City have made their arch-rivals Manchester United show them the respect that goes with being a big club.
Last weekend the Eastlands outfit booked a place in the FA Cup final at Wembley by beating the Red Devils in the last four.
And having been congratulated by manager Sir Alex Ferguson, the Italian believes that City are finally beginning to be perceived as a genuine threat for honours.
"Sir Alex offered me his congratulations after the game at Wembley and that was very important and very kind," Mancini said, according to The Mirror.
"He now knows that we are a big club because he is a clever man. He understands football very well. He knows that Manchester City has changed a lot over the last year.
"I don’t know what he has said about our club in the past, but if you want to arrive at the top there is only one way – and that is to work very hard.
"The only way you can change the mentality of a club is to win and that means working hard over a long period of time.
"It is impossible to bring a winning mentality to a club in one month or even six months. Of course, we need to work even more but we are getting better - and he knows that."
You've really got to hand it to Bridge... a year on and Terry's left hanging again
A season on from the non-handshake between Wayne Bridge and John Terry following allegations of a relationship between the Chelsea captain and Vanessa Perroncel, Bridge's former girlfriend, the moments before yesterday's game offered a chance for a rematch – and a change of tactics from Bridge.
Last year, when playing for Manchester City, Bridge moved to offer a hand, only to pull it back at the last moment.
This time, with him at West Ham, he suddenly took a deep interest in shaking the hand of a mascot being taken down the line of players by Terry.
By the time an enthusiastic handshake had been completed with a Chelsea-shirted figure of about four feet tall, a rather larger one - in the shape of Terry - had once more been left with his hand hanging in the air by Bridge, as the home crowd's jeers almost matched that of the cheers from West Ham's travelling supporters.
OTHER BOLLOX
Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov could be set for an £8m return to Tottenham this summer after talks on extending his contract at Manchester United stalled. Sunday Mirror
Meanwhile, Spurs manager Harry Redknapp will launch a double swoop for West Ham midfielder Scott Parker and Chelsea forward Didier Drogba. Daily Star Sunday
[strike][/strike]Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish has a transfer shortlist including Bolton defender Gary Cahill, Everton left-back Leighton Baines and Aston Villa wingers Stewart Downing and Ashley Young after being told he has a £50m budget for next season. (News of the World)
And Cahill is also wanted by Tottenham. Sunday People
Dalglish is planning "up to 22 deals" in and out of the club this summer as he looks to revamp his squad. Rennes winger Sylvain Marveaux is expected to be the first of many young arrivals, identified as talent that can be developed, when the transfer window reopens in June. Daily Telegraph
Sunderland and Stoke want to sign former Manchester United and Real Madrid striker Ruud van Nistelrooy, who is currently with German club Hamburg. Sunday People
Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri has still not signed a new four-year contract worth £20m and Chelsea, Manchester City and Inter Milan are all interested. (Sunday Times)
Barcelona will try to lure former Manchester United striker Giuseppe Rossi from fellow Spanish club Villarreal this summer in a deal worth £28m. Sunday Mirror
Tottenham are ready to bid for Valencia winger Pablo Hernandez after the Spanish club said they would be willing to listen to offers for the 26-year-old. Sunday People
Real Madrid and the two Milan clubs will be waiting to pounce should Portuguese winger Nani leave Manchester United this summer.
(News of the World)
Bayern Munich will join Liverpool in attempting to prise full-back Jose Enrique away from Newcastle in the close-season. Sunday Mirror
Southampton are demanding a 40% sell-on clause as part of the proposed deal to take winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Arsenal. (News of the World)
Stoke, Birmingham and Newcastle are some of the clubs interested in Leeds and Scotland midfielder Robert Snodgrass. (Sunday Times)
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has boldly predicted that his team will beat Arsenal and Chelsea in the coming weeks after the leaders moved nearer to a record 19th league title with a 1-0 win at home to Everton. Observer
England general manager Franco Baldini - boss Fabio Capello's right-hand man - has been sounded out about the technical director's role at Roma. (News of the World)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is at the top of Real Madrid's list of possible replacements for coach Jose Mourinho, who could potentially return to the Premier League next term. Sunday Mirror
Former Italy, Juventus and Inter Milan boss Marcello Lippi claims he has had offers to work in the Premier League next season. (Sunday Express)
Wigan manager Roberto Martinez believes that Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola, a fellow Spaniard, will be working in the Premier League within two years. (News of the World)
Martinez has been told by Wigan chairman Dave Whelan that his job is safe, even if the club are relegated from the Premier League this season. (Sunday Times)
Aston Villa have admitted that Gerard Houllier faces serious health problems, and there are questions about whether he can return as manager after he took ill with chest pains last week.
(Sunday Express)