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If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby paulmclaren » Sun May 08, 2011 5:47 pm

“If I had a gun I would have shot them down” says Preston manager Phil Brown as rival Blackpool plane taunts relegation


Preston North End manager Phil Brown acted angrily stating “If I had a gun, I would have shot them down” after Blackpool fans sent a plane over Deedpale mocking Preston’s relegation.

Preston gave their trusty Deepdale fans something to smile about in their final game despite a dreadful season after goals from Nicholson, Hume and Proctor secured a 3 – 1 win.

The win meant North End did not finish bottom after leapfrogging Scunthorpe and Sheffield United into 22nd place.

But during the win against Watford, rival Blackpool fans sent a plane over the top of Deepdale mocking North End’s relegation to league one with a banner stating “We are superior love Blackpool FC".

Later in the match, the plane reappeared with another banner saying: “Poor little Preston enjoy League One.”

Preston North End manager Phil Brown reacted angrily, saying:

“If I had had a gun I would have shot them down.

"Arrest me now if you want. I found it very distasteful.

“Maybe I will be flying the Preston plane when it comes to the end of the season.”


http://www.clicklancashire.com/sport/pr ... ation.html


Flmao.
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Postby ashton287 » Sun May 08, 2011 5:52 pm

I think when we win the league it would be worth pitching in for.
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Postby 1950 » Sun May 08, 2011 6:07 pm

I think one over WHL or Anfield with "Good Luck in the Europa League" would be more apt.
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Sun May 08, 2011 6:37 pm

Thats actually quite funny - although if the munes did that to us I think I would explode
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Postby halnone » Sun May 08, 2011 6:43 pm

1950 wrote:I think one over WHL or Anfield with "Good Luck in the Europa League" would be more apt.

i would fucking love that
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Postby Alioune DVToure » Sun May 08, 2011 6:44 pm

Proper cuntish thing to do - especially from a team facing relegation themselves.
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Postby colonel_muck » Sun May 08, 2011 7:57 pm

it's fucking ridiculous when a team like blackpool who are in the thick of a relegation battle are doing things like that. can't people concentrate on their own teams? that said there's an awful lot of city fans who talk about nothing else other than man united so I guess not.
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Postby Chinners » Sun May 08, 2011 8:07 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:Proper cuntish thing to do - especially from a team facing relegation themselves.


Agreed
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun May 08, 2011 8:17 pm

I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby Goataldo » Sun May 08, 2011 8:43 pm

It's a snide trick, and a pretty funny one. We've had different planes flying over derby games with messages from both sides in the past though, nothing new really. Just good to see that people are willing to take the piss that much that they will actually get together and sort summat like that out. As for Phil Brown, hahahaha. Looks like something out of It Ain't Half Hot Mum. Total Nob.
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Postby bigblue » Sun May 08, 2011 9:55 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.


Is your caps lock key broken, or do you just hold down shift every time you type?
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Postby Arjan Van Schotte » Sun May 08, 2011 10:00 pm

bigblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.


Is your caps lock key broken, or do you just hold down shift every time you type?


oh no....

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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby dazby » Sun May 08, 2011 10:47 pm

Oh look, a dog.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby Alioune DVToure » Sun May 08, 2011 11:07 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.


True - I wish I found shit things as funny as you do.

Banter is funny - and necessary - but why do it now? It would've made more sense to gloat about their promotion last season to be honest. There's tempting fate and then there's setting yourselves up for a huge fall.

They'll look like total pricks if (when) they themselves get relegated in a fortnight. THAT is going to be funnier.

Edit: Also this is paul mclaren's best ever thread. A good find and I actually know what the fuck's going on. Well done, Paul.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby Esky » Mon May 09, 2011 5:19 am

bigblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.


Is your caps lock key broken, or do you just hold down shift every time you type?


Almost word for word...

The plane thing would've been funny if Blackpool weren't in the shit themselves. Just setting themselves up for a massive fall (and if they go down, I don't see them coming back up).
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby Avalon » Mon May 09, 2011 12:04 pm

I laughed, especially when Blackpool are in the same troubles.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby the_georgian_genius » Mon May 09, 2011 1:36 pm

**Cough** Welcome to Manchester **Cough**

It's all a bit of light hearted ribbing.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby Alioune DVToure » Mon May 09, 2011 2:27 pm

the_georgian_genius wrote:**Cough** Welcome to Manchester **Cough**

It's all a bit of light hearted ribbing.


Bit of a weak comparison.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby s1ty m » Mon May 09, 2011 4:31 pm

dazby wrote:Oh look, a dog.


Lol.

Popcorn atvthe ready folks.
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Re: If I had a gun I would have shot them down

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon May 09, 2011 4:42 pm

bigblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:I THINK ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS...THERE AGAIN I HAVE A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOUR THAN SOME ON THIS THREAD.


Is your caps lock key broken, or do you just hold down shift every time you type?


Do you think your funny ?.....are you a cunt ?
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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