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Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 12:18 pmby Sister of fu
you have seen Jackie's tits..........
and last night i was in the wrong place and the wrong time when she whipped them out for the lads in Mary Ds. Glad i wasnt eating at the time.
She is one crazy bitch but she is a true blue so I will let her off. May even wip mine out if we win the cup...........
Yeah right.........;-)
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 12:28 pmby Slim
And be incapable of spelling YOU'RE.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 12:31 pmby avoidconfusion
Sister of fu wrote:yMay even wip mine out if we win the cup...........
Yeah right.........;-)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 1:03 pmby Sister of fu
Slim wrote:And be incapable of spelling YOU'RE.
You should ask WW or KK if you can have special powers for marking peoples posts for poor grammar and spelling just so you can make yourself feel better and superior to all those afflicted members of the site who cant spell etc.............
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:14 pmby lets all have a disco
If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.
Dont be shy.
Safe.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:20 pmby Avalon
Sister of fu wrote:May even wip mine out if we win the cup...........
Yeah right.........;-)
Like that Paraguayan model who said she'll run naked on the streets if Paraguay won the WC. Never wanted Paraguay to win that much :P.
Also, like that Dutch porn star, who said she and her friends will give all of her twitter followers a BJ if the Netherlands would win the WC. I bet she was shitting herself XD.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:20 pmby stevefromdonny
you have seen city lose at these great footballing grounds, shrewsbury,chesterfield, doncaster, halifax and other such fucking hovels
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:35 pmby Beeks
Jackie's Tits are as much a City institution as Helen's Bell(RIP)
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:45 pmby Sister of fu
lets all have a disco wrote:If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.
Dont be shy.
Safe.
Talking of shy, you couldnt get in your wife to be car quick enough last night after being approached by those two stunners.....:-)
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 2:46 pmby BobbyJ1956
Ah but in twenty years time it will say "till you had your loyalty tested by seeing City lose a Champions League final and fail (again) to make it three in a row." And by then those tits will be really droopy.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 3:48 pmby Colin the King
Jackie got her tits out in the Townley car park right in front of me a couple of years back. Not slept properly since.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 3:55 pmby lets all have a disco
Sister of fu wrote:lets all have a disco wrote:If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.
Dont be shy.
Safe.
Talking of shy, you couldnt get in your wife to be car quick enough last night after being approached by those two stunners.....:-)
I couldnt get in my wife quick enough?
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 3:55 pmby LookMumImOnMCF.net
Slim's told you off
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 4:23 pmby Ted Hughes
Where's Dr Doom ? This seems like his kind of thread.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 4:43 pmby Sister of fu
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Slim's told you off
Its not the first time is it from the self proclaimed site spelling Police constable, PC Slim.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 5:46 pmby carl_feedthegoat
Slim has a particular obsession with the so called misspelling of "your"............I think when he was nipper some cunt called "your" battered him.
Thats my theory.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 6:14 pmby roblues
Haha great thread! Although this does mean that I'm not a real fan.
Pretty sure her daughter was using this forum at one point a while back, the family used to live about two minutes away from us.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 6:28 pmby Sister of fu
roblues wrote:Haha great thread! Although this does mean that I'm not a real fan.
Pretty sure her daughter was using this forum at one point a while back, the family used to live about two minutes away from us.
I'm sure if ya get down Wembley way on Saturday they will be making an appearance.
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 6:32 pmby DoomMerchant
okay, relax everyone...nothing to see here, go on about your business.
also, Andie if yr getting yr tater tots out i'd suggest you let me know ASAP cuz i might change my mind, risk karma and fate and my dream of us losing the cup while i'm getting yelled at by Bingo and pay over the odds to find a ticket and take a coupla gawks at those beauties.
Also, i'm not surprised by Kiers reaction. He's soft in his old age. Love does that. Did he cry like Bingo did when you told him about blood and spiders?
cheers
Re: Your not a real City fan until..............
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Wed May 11, 2011 8:45 pmby The Original Special One
Avalon wrote:
Also, like that Dutch porn star, who said she and her friends will give all of her twitter followers a BJ if the Netherlands would win the WC. I bet she was shitting herself XD.
Reminds me of a documentary I saw about 10 years ago: I think it was of a woman trying to set a new Guinness World Record for the number of screws in 24 hours, or summat.
She looked, literally, shattered at the end of it