Serial 'Goals on Sunday' Guests

Dwight Yorke must have set some kind of record for appearances. Its bad enough that he comes across as Fergie's Official Ass-Kisser, but he's boring as shite, quite apart from regurgitating the same old mantra every time he's on.
And I know Alan Pardew must have plenty of time on his hands, but, enough already!
(and it doesn't help that his voice would put you to sleep, anyhow!)
Come back Phil Brown, all is forgiven!
(or even 'Mother Theresa' Quinn, moaning about Mackem fans!)
I'm even desperate for David 'My Babies' O'Dreary, now that the Arabs have sent him packing!
And I know Alan Pardew must have plenty of time on his hands, but, enough already!
(and it doesn't help that his voice would put you to sleep, anyhow!)
Come back Phil Brown, all is forgiven!
(or even 'Mother Theresa' Quinn, moaning about Mackem fans!)
I'm even desperate for David 'My Babies' O'Dreary, now that the Arabs have sent him packing!