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Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:49 am
by BobbyJ1956
He's saying in The Daily Mirror that only bad luck denied Arsenal the title, that Arsenal play total football like Barcelona and the Dutch, and that Richard Dunne kicked him in the last game. He really is a tosser of the first order and he shouldn't be saying Arsenal play total football when what's missing from the total are any ability to defend, any degree of guts when it matters, and putting the ball in the net instead of prettily passing it around the edge of the penalty area. Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:53 am
by Ted Hughes
Haha.

Fair description.

Most Dutch people I've met have been great. He really does let the side down.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:57 am
by Alioune DVToure
BobbyJ1956 wrote:He's saying in The Daily Mirror that only bad luck denied Arsenal the title, that Arsenal play total football like Barcelona and the Dutch, and that Richard Dunne kicked him in the last game. He really is a tosser of the first order and he shouldn't be saying Arsenal play total football when what's missing from the total are any ability to defend, any degree of guts when it matters, and putting the ball in the net instead of prettily passing it around the edge of the penalty area. [highlight]Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?[/highlight]


Rochdale a couple of seasons ago, but I think it's appropriate for Arsenal too.

Keith Hill wrote:You can compare us at the moment to a bit of soft porn - there is an awful lot of foreplay and not a lot going on in the box.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:38 pm
by LookMumImOnMCF.net
Would have him in an instant. One of the standouts on a sinking ship. Or one of few stunners in a orgy, to keep with the tone of the thread.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:43 pm
by ronk
Nasri has 12 months left on his contract. He'd be the one I'd go for.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:07 pm
by freshie
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?


Haha pmsl!

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:08 pm
by Goaters 103
Van Persie took over Pires mantle of being Arsenal's resident whining shitehouse.

You arent allowed to tackle the guy and he talks way to much - like Hunterlaar he was one of those knobs who rushed out shouting "Ill never take Man City's money"to the press - like Hunterlaar he will likely live to regret that statement.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... tball.html

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:27 pm
by bigblue
ronk wrote:Nasri has 12 months left on his contract. He'd be the one I'd go for.


He had a great first half of the season, but went missing during the whole spring when it mattered.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:31 pm
by HeyMark
bigblue wrote:
ronk wrote:Nasri has 12 months left on his contract. He'd be the one I'd go for.


He had a great first half of the season, but went missing during the whole spring when it mattered.


Exactly, and the previous few seasons he's been really hit and miss

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:59 pm
by DoomMerchant
BobbyJ1956 wrote:He's saying in The Daily Mirror that only bad luck denied Arsenal the title, that Arsenal play total football like Barcelona and the Dutch, and that Richard Dunne kicked him in the last game. He really is a tosser of the first order and he shouldn't be saying Arsenal play total football when what's missing from the total are any ability to defend, any degree of guts when it matters, and putting the ball in the net instead of prettily passing it around the edge of the penalty area. Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?


Do people believe that what barca or the Dutch play is regarded as "total football"? It seems like saying Billy Childish is in a rockabilly outfit or that Billy Bragg is a protest singer, etc

Cheers

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:18 pm
by 1950
Maybe he meant the original totaalvoetbal playing dutch team, but that would make his stametement even more absurd.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:32 pm
by stevefromdonny
hes always whining, ffs if he played for us for a few years he would have something to whine about, BUT NOT KNOW THE BLUE TIDE HAS TURNED

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:38 pm
by colonel_muck
I only read the first few lines of the original post before I became too pissed off to continue. Here's the facts: God knows how you managed it, but you beat barcelona at the emirates. Then with the tie in your hands you didn't even get a shot at the nou camp. Your goal was an own goal and everyone in the WORLD saw that while it's a lovely philosophy, it has failed you yet again and when you play quality teams who have similar philosophies you get turned over. You don't have the mentality to do anything at the business end of competitions.

This season I have got more and more pissed off with the morons from the emirates (mainly their stubborn manager). I really like Van Persie as a player but he really is starting to sound like the heir to Arsene's throne. I must admit that I have been inclined to agree on the side of people like david moyes when we've bullied our way into transfers as I remember what it's like to be on the receiving end, but I would love to get every player Arsenal go for this summer. Then when they finish 6th behind all the teams better than them they can blame City, and people will say 'But Arsene, why weren't you willing to spend when the top 4 were untouchable you would have stayed there like Man Utd and Chelsea?'

Go fuck yourselves. I hate your club and would love to see your players at any other team. Come on Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool, City and yes even our quiet neighbours for next season. Blow these annoying dicks to oblivion.

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:25 pm
by Ruthless
BobbyJ1956 wrote:He's saying in The Daily Mirror that only bad luck denied Arsenal the title, that Arsenal play total football like Barcelona and the Dutch, and that Richard Dunne kicked him in the last game. He really is a tosser of the first order and he shouldn't be saying Arsenal play total football when what's missing from the total are any ability to defend, any degree of guts when it matters, and putting the ball in the net instead of prettily passing it around the edge of the penalty area. Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?



He wants kicking in the face the cunt

Re: Van Persie whining

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:36 pm
by Mase
Ruthless wrote:
BobbyJ1956 wrote:He's saying in The Daily Mirror that only bad luck denied Arsenal the title, that Arsenal play total football like Barcelona and the Dutch, and that Richard Dunne kicked him in the last game. He really is a tosser of the first order and he shouldn't be saying Arsenal play total football when what's missing from the total are any ability to defend, any degree of guts when it matters, and putting the ball in the net instead of prettily passing it around the edge of the penalty area. Wasn't it Arsenal who were compared to soft porn - quite sexy but no penetration?



He wants kicking in the face the cunt


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