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Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 3:04 pmby Mikhail Chigorin
He's always been physically ugly but, lately, every time I see him on the TV, it seems he's getting worse; so much so that he makes our own Carlito now seem positively handsome, suave and debonair by comparison.
With his horrible teeth and bone-dome style slap-head appearance, he's becoming ever more repulsive and hideous.....or is it just that he's a Rag and the ethos of that grotesque, rotten, lousy club is somehow being reflected in his own persona ??
Or is it just me with my City coloured spectacles on........??
Re: Shrek
Posted:
Mon May 30, 2011 3:13 pmby DoomMerchant
he is an ugly cunt. he sort of looks like a short bulbous ginger-flavoured penis...literally. like a cock.
cheers
Re: Shrek
Posted:
Mon May 30, 2011 3:16 pmby Mikhail Chigorin
Thanks Doomie, I'm glad it's not just me who thinks like that.
Thought your description was wonderfully and colourfully apt. Nicely done !!
Re: Shrek
Posted:
Mon May 30, 2011 3:21 pmby PeterParker
Have you noticed that he is starting to lose his hair? Give him two years and maybe he will turn green like the original shrek.
I pitty the bird that wakes up everyday next to him. A bloddy nightmare.
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 3:41 pmby Mikhail Chigorin
PeterParker wrote:Have you noticed that he is starting to lose his hair? Give him two years and maybe he will turn green like the original shrek.
I pitty the bird that wakes up everyday next to him. A bloddy nightmare.
Mind you, if I had to wake up next to Coleen every morning, I think I'd turn green and lose my hair; there's just something about her I can't abide.........or were you talking about any 'ladies of the night' that he might wake up next to ??
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 3:44 pmby PeterParker
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:PeterParker wrote:Have you noticed that he is starting to lose his hair? Give him two years and maybe he will turn green like the original shrek.
I pitty the bird that wakes up everyday next to him. A bloddy nightmare.
Mind you, if I had to wake up next to Coleen every morning, I think I'd turn green and lose my hair; there's just something about her I can't abide.........or were you talking about any 'ladies of the night' that he might wake up next to ??
Coleen Coleen (:
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 3:58 pmby Beefymcfc
DoomMerchant wrote:he is an ugly cunt. he sort of looks like a short bulbous ginger-flavoured penis...literally. like a cock.
cheers
So, and only out of curiosity, what does a short bulbous
ginger-flavoured penis taste like?
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 4:01 pmby Mikhail Chigorin
Beefymcfc wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:he is an ugly cunt. he sort of looks like a short bulbous ginger-flavoured penis...literally. like a cock.
cheers
So, and only out of curiosity, what does a short bulbous
ginger-flavoured penis taste like?
You'll probably have to ask Coleen
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 4:05 pmby Beefymcfc
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:Beefymcfc wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:he is an ugly cunt. he sort of looks like a short bulbous ginger-flavoured penis...literally. like a cock.
cheers
So, and only out of curiosity, what does a short bulbous
ginger-flavoured penis taste like?
You'll probably have to ask Coleen
She said mine tasted better.
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 4:23 pmby DoomMerchant
Beefymcfc wrote:DoomMerchant wrote:he is an ugly cunt. he sort of looks like a short bulbous ginger-flavoured penis...literally. like a cock.
cheers
So, and only out of curiosity, what does a short bulbous
ginger-flavoured penis taste like?
that actually made me laff. i don't kiss and tell..nice try sport.
cheers
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 4:47 pmby Bluez
PeterParker wrote:Have you noticed that he is starting to lose his hair? Give him two years and maybe he will turn green like the original shrek.
I pitty the bird that wakes up everyday next to him. A bloddy nightmare.
Considering some of them have to put their teeth back in every morning, he could be considered quite a catch
Re: Shrek
Posted:
Mon May 30, 2011 5:42 pmby Florida Blue
A little obsessed here folks. Time to start listening to John68.. THEY ARE IRRELEVANT!
Re: Shrek
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Mon May 30, 2011 7:29 pmby simon12
PeterParker wrote:Mikhail Chigorin wrote:PeterParker wrote:Have you noticed that he is starting to lose his hair? Give him two years and maybe he will turn green like the original shrek.
I pitty the bird that wakes up everyday next to him. A bloddy nightmare.
Mind you, if I had to wake up next to Coleen every morning, I think I'd turn green and lose my hair; there's just something about her I can't abide.........or were you talking about any 'ladies of the night' that he might wake up next to ??
Coleen Coleen (:
I went to the plough and flail in knutsford (get me) for tea (that spoilt the illusion) yesterday and he was in there with Coleen plus friends. All cordened off. She looked good to be fair he`s just a little ugly runt.