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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2003865/Man-City-footballer-Gareth-Barry-rubs-suncream-Joe-Hart-Las-Vegas.html

This is what your getting later my man.

Is Barry still single? Seems to do a fair bit a caining for a man of his age.

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Mase wrote:Full Story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2003865/Man-City-footballer-Gareth-Barry-rubs-suncream-Joe-Hart-Las-Vegas.html

Joe: Four inches, it's no longer than 4 inches!

Barry: Fuck off, Joe! You're definitely not gonna keep a clean sheet tonight.

CityGer wrote:Is Barry still single? Seems to do a fair bit a caining for a man of his age.

Married his long term partner in 2007 apparently.
He does love a good night out though! Seems a bit of a lightweight as well!

Joe: "Gareth, how long would it take you to cover a distance of this magnitude on the football field?"

Barry: "Err, that's quite a distance Joesph. On foot I'd say I may well be able to cover it in the full 90 minutes, it would really depend on how many times I had to give the ball to the opposition during the match. "

"Seriously, mate. The needle's THIS long"

"With all that shagging, Natasha must be THIS wide!

lets all have a disco wrote:This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

joe says no grannies here wayne, keep your hair on

lets all have a disco wrote:This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

JOE: I was this far away from Shrek on the beach the other day, he had a right face on him......

GAZ: What he actually had the bollocks to leave the hotel room with that footie ed, lol!

really does look like rooney has had some hair transplants in that picture

Alioune DVToure wrote:

lets all have a disco wrote:This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

Wonderwall wrote:

Alioune DVToure wrote:

lets all have a disco wrote:This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

Ha ha ha, I only realised 'cos you 2 said it. I honestly thought he was a three handed finger painted rud wearing twat! Now I've realised he's just wanking over Joe.

Diiiiiiiiiiiirty Bastard!

Beefymcfc wrote:

Wonderwall wrote:

Alioune DVToure wrote:

lets all have a disco wrote:This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

Ha ha ha, I only realised 'cos you 2 said it. I honestly thought he was a three handed finger painted rud wearing twat! Now I've realised he's just wanking over Joe.

Diiiiiiiiiiiirty Bastard!

LMAO, the face says he is on the vinegar stroke

Hmm. Does look to me like a suspicious granny just out of picture on the right, next to Rooney. Taken Flo to Vegas & found 2 City players ready to grass him up if he gets romantic with her. No wonder he looks pissed off.

Ted Hughes wrote:Hmm. Does look to me like a suspicious granny just out of picture on the right, next to Rooney. Taken Flo to Vegas & found 2 City players ready to grass him up if he gets romantic with her. No wonder he looks pissed off.

he could be checking out her legs, dirty twat

May I remind that half of the people here were drooling over "chance" to sign Rooney only this past december.

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:May I remind that half of the people here were drooling over "chance" to sign Rooney only this past december.

NOT ME! EVER....cunt faced granny shagging wanking twatcum