Monday's B*ll*x (updated)

Manchester City set to test Everton nerve with £20 million Baines offer
According to reports Manchester City are ready to move for Everton full-back Leighton Baines.
The Daily Star Sunday claims City are intensifying their interest in the Toffees left-back.
The Merseysiders boss David Moyes is need of funds to bring in new players and knows he has to sell to raise them.
He may not be able to resist what is understood to be an impending £20 million bid from the Eastlands club.
City have been keen on the 26-year-old and sources claim a deal is near. (Click Manchester)
City eye triple transfer coup

... Romero, Savic and Cerci
ROBERTO MANCINI is lining up a dramatic triple swoop for Manchester City.
The Eastlands boss has targeted 23-year-old Fiorentina midfielder Alessio Cerci.
Italian sources claim he is also trying to sign Partizan Belgrade's £7m-rated 20-year-old defender Stefan Savic, a Montenegro international.
And 24-year-old Argentina international keeper Sergio Romero is also on City's radar.
Romero played in all of Argentina's World Cup ties in South Africa and the AZ Alkmaar keeper would be an ideal replacement if Shay Given moves on. It would also create serious competition for current No 1 Joe Hart.
Mancini is leaning heavily on two trusted agents to help pull off the raids - Sergio Berti, who represents Cerci and Savic, and Mino Raiola, who looks after Romero.
Both have helped him in the past with Raiola playing a part in Robinho's £18m sale to AC Milan. Sun
Manchester City in Eto'o swoop .. yawn
Manchester City could make Samuel Eto'o their first close-season signing, according to reports in Italy.
The Blues are currently preparing a £38m offer for Udinese's Alexis Sanchez to see off interest from Barcelona and new bidders Chelsea.
They also want Everton's Leighton Baines and Partizan's £7m-rated Stefan Savic to boost their defence - but are now turning their attentions to Eto'o, say Il Corriere dello Sport.
Eto'o is unhappy at San Siro and has recently been linked with newly-rich Paris St Germain.
City are already close to tying up one striker - Caen youngster M’Baye Niang.
The FA Cup holders are believed to be targeting three marquee signings this summer, plus four or five squad players.Mirror

OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have made a shock bid for Barcelona's Spanish Euro Under-21 Championships star Thiago Alcantara. Daily Mirror
Arsenal have made Valencia midfielder Juan Mata, another star of Spain's U21 side, their top summer transfer target. The Gunners have offered £18m for the 23-year-old. Daily Mail
Robbie Keane's career at Spurs looks set to be coming to an end, with Blackburn keen on signing the 30-year-old. Metro
Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will make a double raid on Tottenham with a £60m bid for midfielder Luka Modric and the left-sided Gareth Bale. Caught Offside
Spurs boss Harry Redknapp hopes to offload Mexican midfielder Giovani Dos Santos to Seville, but the Spanish club have yet to meet the £6.5m asking price. The Sun
Chelsea are set to offer Didier Drogba - and £7m - in exchange for Galatasaray winger Arda Turan, 24. Daily Express
Meanwhile, Chelsea defender Jose Bosingwa could move to Besiktas after he was only given a one-year contract extension by the Blues. The Sun
Aston Villa will buy Birmingham keeper Ben Foster after a 'cooling-off period' with boss Alex McLeish and they will also sign Charles N'Zogbia from Wigan. Daily Mirror
Aston Villa are also interested in signing Stoke winger Matthew Etherington as a replacement for Ashley Young. Daily Mail
West Brom have joined the race to sign Chelsea striker Daniel Sturridge, who scored eight goals on loan at Bolton last season.
The Sun
Stoke, Blackburn and West Brom are keen on Monaco centre-half Cedric Mongongu, 22, who has also been watched by Arsenal and Aston Villa in recent seasons. Daily Mail
Manchester United are confident of being able to sign Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri, 23, for £20m. Caught Offside
Liverpool are close to completing the signing of Charlie Adam, the Blackpool midfielder, with Jonjo Shelvey moving in the opposite direction on a season-long loan. The Anfield club are also set to sign Aston Villa winger Stewart Downing. The Independent
Stoke will make a joint bid for Birmingham duo Scott Dann and Cameron Jerome. Daily Mirror
West Brom defender Gabriel Tamas could leave the Hawthorns for Lazio. The Times
Norwich will bid £2m for Newcastle keeper Fraser Forster, who was loaned to the Canaries in 2009-10. The Sun
Aaron Lennon has joined the long list of players Liverpool are hoping to sign, with the Reds rumoured to be planning a £20m bid for the Spurs winger. Metro
Mirko Vucinic's agent has ruled out a move to Blackburn, saying the Roma striker deserves a "more prestigious" club. Daily Express
Celtic manager Neil Lennon is confident of holding on to Premier League targets Emilio Izaguirre (Manchester United) and Beram Kayal (Liverpool). talkSPORT
Birmingham City acting chairman Peter Pannu has denied claims he interfered with team affairs when Alex McLeish was manager, and said the club only signed players with the former manager's written authorisation. Daily Express
While Sir Geoff Hurst took his place in the Royal Box at Wimbledon on Saturday, former Chelsea player Gary Chivers, who played under Hurst when he was manager at Stamford Bridge, has been helping out spectators queuing for shared taxis at the All England Club. Daily Express
According to reports Manchester City are ready to move for Everton full-back Leighton Baines.
The Daily Star Sunday claims City are intensifying their interest in the Toffees left-back.
The Merseysiders boss David Moyes is need of funds to bring in new players and knows he has to sell to raise them.
He may not be able to resist what is understood to be an impending £20 million bid from the Eastlands club.
City have been keen on the 26-year-old and sources claim a deal is near. (Click Manchester)
City eye triple transfer coup

... Romero, Savic and Cerci
ROBERTO MANCINI is lining up a dramatic triple swoop for Manchester City.
The Eastlands boss has targeted 23-year-old Fiorentina midfielder Alessio Cerci.
Italian sources claim he is also trying to sign Partizan Belgrade's £7m-rated 20-year-old defender Stefan Savic, a Montenegro international.
And 24-year-old Argentina international keeper Sergio Romero is also on City's radar.
Romero played in all of Argentina's World Cup ties in South Africa and the AZ Alkmaar keeper would be an ideal replacement if Shay Given moves on. It would also create serious competition for current No 1 Joe Hart.
Mancini is leaning heavily on two trusted agents to help pull off the raids - Sergio Berti, who represents Cerci and Savic, and Mino Raiola, who looks after Romero.
Both have helped him in the past with Raiola playing a part in Robinho's £18m sale to AC Milan. Sun
Manchester City in Eto'o swoop .. yawn
Manchester City could make Samuel Eto'o their first close-season signing, according to reports in Italy.
The Blues are currently preparing a £38m offer for Udinese's Alexis Sanchez to see off interest from Barcelona and new bidders Chelsea.
They also want Everton's Leighton Baines and Partizan's £7m-rated Stefan Savic to boost their defence - but are now turning their attentions to Eto'o, say Il Corriere dello Sport.
Eto'o is unhappy at San Siro and has recently been linked with newly-rich Paris St Germain.
City are already close to tying up one striker - Caen youngster M’Baye Niang.
The FA Cup holders are believed to be targeting three marquee signings this summer, plus four or five squad players.Mirror

OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have made a shock bid for Barcelona's Spanish Euro Under-21 Championships star Thiago Alcantara. Daily Mirror
Arsenal have made Valencia midfielder Juan Mata, another star of Spain's U21 side, their top summer transfer target. The Gunners have offered £18m for the 23-year-old. Daily Mail
Robbie Keane's career at Spurs looks set to be coming to an end, with Blackburn keen on signing the 30-year-old. Metro
Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will make a double raid on Tottenham with a £60m bid for midfielder Luka Modric and the left-sided Gareth Bale. Caught Offside
Spurs boss Harry Redknapp hopes to offload Mexican midfielder Giovani Dos Santos to Seville, but the Spanish club have yet to meet the £6.5m asking price. The Sun
Chelsea are set to offer Didier Drogba - and £7m - in exchange for Galatasaray winger Arda Turan, 24. Daily Express
Meanwhile, Chelsea defender Jose Bosingwa could move to Besiktas after he was only given a one-year contract extension by the Blues. The Sun
Aston Villa will buy Birmingham keeper Ben Foster after a 'cooling-off period' with boss Alex McLeish and they will also sign Charles N'Zogbia from Wigan. Daily Mirror
Aston Villa are also interested in signing Stoke winger Matthew Etherington as a replacement for Ashley Young. Daily Mail
West Brom have joined the race to sign Chelsea striker Daniel Sturridge, who scored eight goals on loan at Bolton last season.
The Sun
Stoke, Blackburn and West Brom are keen on Monaco centre-half Cedric Mongongu, 22, who has also been watched by Arsenal and Aston Villa in recent seasons. Daily Mail
Manchester United are confident of being able to sign Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri, 23, for £20m. Caught Offside
Liverpool are close to completing the signing of Charlie Adam, the Blackpool midfielder, with Jonjo Shelvey moving in the opposite direction on a season-long loan. The Anfield club are also set to sign Aston Villa winger Stewart Downing. The Independent
Stoke will make a joint bid for Birmingham duo Scott Dann and Cameron Jerome. Daily Mirror
West Brom defender Gabriel Tamas could leave the Hawthorns for Lazio. The Times
Norwich will bid £2m for Newcastle keeper Fraser Forster, who was loaned to the Canaries in 2009-10. The Sun
Aaron Lennon has joined the long list of players Liverpool are hoping to sign, with the Reds rumoured to be planning a £20m bid for the Spurs winger. Metro
Mirko Vucinic's agent has ruled out a move to Blackburn, saying the Roma striker deserves a "more prestigious" club. Daily Express
Celtic manager Neil Lennon is confident of holding on to Premier League targets Emilio Izaguirre (Manchester United) and Beram Kayal (Liverpool). talkSPORT
Birmingham City acting chairman Peter Pannu has denied claims he interfered with team affairs when Alex McLeish was manager, and said the club only signed players with the former manager's written authorisation. Daily Express
While Sir Geoff Hurst took his place in the Royal Box at Wimbledon on Saturday, former Chelsea player Gary Chivers, who played under Hurst when he was manager at Stamford Bridge, has been helping out spectators queuing for shared taxis at the All England Club. Daily Express