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Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:11 am
by Chinners
Celtic give Craig a Bell
CELTIC boss Neil Lennon is ready to offer Craig Bellamy a way out of his Manchester City hell.
Wales striker Bellamy will have to report back to Carrington for pre-season training next week - unless a club comes in for him.
The Glasgow giants are showing most interest at the moment although they could face competition from Blackburn.
Bellamy, 31, had a volatile relationship with Roberto Mancini for six months before he was farmed out on loan to Championship side Cardiff for the season.
He is one of several players the City boss wants to offload and Mancini must decide who to take on the club's pre-season tour to the USA next Friday.
Celtic would like to get Bellamy on loan, but any deal would depend on City being willing to pay a portion of Bellamy's £90,000-a-week wages.
That could leave Blackburn to step in after they were knocked back by Roma's Mirko Vucinic and failed to agree a fee with Spurs for Robbie Keane.

Blackburn to launch a £6.5m bid for Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha
Blackburn Rovers are ready to make an £6.5million bid for Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha.
The 24-year-old spent last season on loan at Sunderland and manager Steve Bruce is keen to sign him permanently this summer.
However, Blackburn are keen to find a replacement for Phil Jones and fear Chris Samba will also leave.
They are struggling to strike a deal for Brazilian Joao Miranda and Birmingham's Roger Johnson is valued at £10m. A deal for Onuoha would represent better value.

City to test Everton with part-ex offer for Baines
Manchester City will test Everton’s determination to keep their top stars by making a players-plus-cash offer for Leighton Baines.
Blues boss Roberto Mancini rates the left-back as the best in the Premier League and originally made enquiries about the England defender months ago.
That initial approach got short shrift from Everton manager David Moyes, but the Goodison Park side are now so cash-strapped they cannot even afford a down payment on their no.1 target, Wigan’s Charles N’Zogbia.
Moyes will almost certainly be forced to sell one of his biggest names to finance any serious move in the summer transfer market and City hope it will be Baines, who they value at £20million.
City will offer a cash payment of around half that figure, plus Everton's pick of two players to make up the difference, with forwards Emmanuel Adebayor and Craig Bellamy possible solutions to their striker hunt.
Moyes is also a fan of defender Nedum Onuoha, while winger Shaun Wright-Phillips and full-back Wayne Bridge are also available.
The Scot has to balance any transfer plans with the fight to keep his big international stars such as Baines, Phil Jagielka, Marouane Fellaini, Mikel Arteta and Jack Rodwell, who is another on City’s radar.


OTHER BOLLOX
Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas close to £35 million move to European champions Barcelona
Barcelona and Arsenal were locked in talks on Wednesday over Cesc Fabregas, with the European champions increasingly confident they can agree a deal worth around £35 million, while Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy could both be heading out of the Emirates up to Manchester.
Although a new Fabregas bid was not formally tabled, Barcelona were back in contact with Arsenal following their rejection last week of a £27 million offer. The talks on Wedneday were understood to be productive and, while there remains some difference in the valuations, there is a mounting sense that this most protracted transfer saga is finally nearing an end. Barcelona have increased their valuation of Fabregas to almost £35 million, with Arsenal believed to be holding out for a deal that, with add-ons, they can present to their fans as more like £40 million.
Significantly, Arsenal have adopted a very different strategy with Barcelona to last summer, when they would not entertain any form of talks. They also quickly issued a public statement to make it clear that their captain was not for sale. Arsenal’s engagement in private correspondence this summer suggests an acceptance that they will not block Fabregas’s departure as long as there is an acceptable offer. From a PR perspective, it would also be helpful for them to clinch one or more of their own transfer targets — they have made significant progress on Gervinho, Gary Cahill and Ricardo Alvarez — before any announcement on Fabregas.
Fabregas is currently in Spain and said he was “calm” when asked on Wedneday about his future. “If a player is on the market it is because a club doesn’t want you”, he said
Nasri and Clichy could also be following Fabregas out of the Emirates. Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson believes that a £20 million bid could be enough to lure Nasri. Despite Arsène Wenger’s insistence earlier this month that, “one thing’s for sure: we’re not selling him [Nasri] to Manchester United”, Ferguson has become encouraged by his chances of landing the French international.
With the player refusing to commit to a new contract, Arsenal risk losing the 24 year-old for nothing when his deal expires next summer. United have been informed that Nasri is prepared to leave for Old Trafford. Yet Wenger’s resistance to selling one of his best players to United, particularly if it coincides with the loss of Fabregas, is likely to provide a formidable obstacle to Ferguson.
Talks involving third parties linked to United and Nasri took place earlier this month and senior figures at Old Trafford believe the economics of the deal, with Arsenal standing to receive a substantial fee for a player entering the final year of his contract, will ultimately prove decisive in their favour.
Manchester City are monitoring Nasri’s situation, with the player listed as a secondary target, but are ready to bid £7 million for defender Clichy .
United have taken their summer spending to £49.8 million by completing the £18.3 million signing of Atlético Madrid goalkeeper David de Gea. He is set to make his debut against Seattle Sounders on July 20.
United chief executive David Gill has claimed that the punishment meted out to Ferguson and Wayne Rooney by the Football Association last season has added to the belief at Old Trafford that United are victims of disciplinary double standards.
“I genuinely believe there have been some poorish decisions that, in my opinion, wouldn’t necessarily have hit other clubs,” said Gill. “What better way to demonstrate the authorities are being tough than by hitting one of the biggest clubs the hardest?”

Chelsea have had a £4m bid for 19-year-old goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois rejected by Belgian champions Genk. Inside Futbol

Liverpool midfielder Alberto Aquilani has confirmed he will return to Liverpool this summer following a season-long loan at Juventus. Sky Italia

Gunners manager Arsene Wenger is hoping the signing of Lille striker Gervinho - with a £12m deal close to completion - will keep Nasri in London. Daily Mirror

Meanwhile, Tottenham Hotspur have joined Arsenal in the race for Valencia winger Juan Mata. (the Times)

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas wants Benfica wing-back Fabio Coentrao as his first signing for the Blues but faces competition from Real Madrid. Daily Telegraph

Celtic manager Neil Lennon is hoping to tempt Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy back to Glasgow but faces competition from Blackburn. the Sun

Newcastle target Romaric looks set to leave Sevilla after it was revealed that the midfielder will be left out of the Spanish club's pre-season tour of Costa Rica. talkSport

Tottenham are set to make Mexican striker Antonio Pedroza Whitham their first signing of the summer transfer window, with the 20-year-old set to cost under £1m as his contract at the Mexican club had expired. Daily Mirror

The White Hart Lane club have also joined Manchester City in the chase for highly rated 16-year-old Caen striker M'Baye Niang. Daily Mail

Chelsea have made a huge undisclosed bid for Palermo's attacking midfielder Javier Pastore, which seems to signal the end of their quest for Tottenham's Luka Modric. footybunker.com

Big-spending Paris St Germain are ready to make a bid for Lille's Belgian star Eden Hazard, who is wanted by Arsenal and Tottenham. talkSport

Bolton and Tottenham are among the clubs to have shown an interest in Egyptian midfielder Hosny Abd Rabo, who plays for Ismaily but is available on a free transfer. Daily Mail

Stoke City have had a £3m bid rejected by West Ham for striker Carlton Cole. the Sun

Former Ipswich striker Marcus Stewart has warned Sunderland fans not to expect Connor Wickham to play a major role next season. The 18-year-old forward left Portman Road to join the Black Cats on Wednesday. talkSport

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas says that John Terry will remain as Blues captain for now. the Sun

Manchester United striker Michael Owen has revealed on social networking site Twitter that he was struggling to get through to pay for television coverage of Saturday's David Haye v Wladimir Klitschko boxing bout in Germany, which is available on pay-per-view. Michael Owen on Twitter

After Martin Jol's car was towed, the Fulham manager blamed goalkeeping coach Hans Segers for some bad advice on where to park. Daily Mirror

Andrey Arshavin says the new Arsenal away kit will make the players look like jockeys. Metro

With an eye on the first English Premiership League game of the season coming up we continue to focus on ....

Welsh Bollox
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Swansea City close in on Tottenham starlet Caulker
SWANSEA City have all but agreed a deal to take Tottenham youngster Steven Caulker on a season-long loan.
Brendan Rodgers wants another centre-back to compete with Ashley Williams, Alan Tate and club skipper Garry Monk in the Premier League.
And as the Evening Post revealed three weeks ago, Caulker is his top target.
The 19-year-old has declared his interest in heading to the Liberty Stadium, while Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has given his blessing to the move.
And it is understood Swansea expect the long-term loan switch to be finalised soon.
Caulker is highly regarded at White Hart Lane, but Redknapp is keen for the 6ft 3in defender to go out and get some top-flight experience.
And Rodgers sees the England Under-21 man as the type of young, hungry player who could thrive in Wales.
The Swansea manager first expressed an interest in Caulker last season, but the Londoner ended up spending the majority of the campaign on loan at Bristol City.
The Spurs academy product had made his senior debut for the London giants at the start of last term after a promising loan stint at Yeovil Town in 2009-10.
He had cleaned up at Yeovil's end-of-season awards do in 2010 and was named young player of the year at Ashton Gate in May.
Capped for the first time by England at under-21 level last November, Caulker would have been in contention to join Scott Sinclair in the recent European Under-21 Championship but for an injury which ended his season in late March.
Norwich have also expressed an interest in taking Caulker, but Swansea believe they have won the race for his signature and he should become their second summer signing after Danny Graham.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:22 am
by Crossie
I really hope Fergies signed another duff keeper. Cant handle the pressure, flaps at everything sent his way. Leaving them until Christmas before being able to do anything about it.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:35 am
by Renato_CTID
Really delighted thinking of Aquilani's coming back at Anfield. Will he understand anything from his new manager? Alberto here in Torino fighted all this season to understand the Italian language of coach Delneri and so ... Too Roman style and too lazy attitude from him, one of the worst signings from Rafa Benitez!

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:17 pm
by bobby brows
Thursday's Mill

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The word "swoop" is one of the Mill's great favourites, which is why we apply it with such great regularity to rapid transfer-related manoeuvres. But today we're celebrating a chance to use it in its original sense as the worlds of football and falconry collide. Because this afternoon at Stapleford Park hotel in Leicestershire, stroppy England reject Peter Crouch's fairytale wedding to Abbey Clancy will conclude with the rings being delivered to the happy couple mid-ceremony by specially trained birds of prey. Having seen a few falconry displays in our time, the Mill is wondering whether the lingerie model (that's Clancy, by the way) will be wearing an old leather glove and clutching a dead mouse at the time, but we can only hope. Nothing sets off a designer wedding gown like a dead mouse.


The only way this scene of nuptial bliss could possibly be improved on this summer, swoop-wise, would be if Chelsea make a rapid transfer manoeuvre of their own for the André Villas-Boas-pleasing avicularly-named Porto striker Falcao. None of today's papers are saying they will, so this is a fairly major digression, but here's hoping.


Manchester City's expensive misfit Emmanuel Adebayor has no intention of joining either of the clubs that actually want to sign him. "It's clear in my mind that I'll neither go to Blackburn nor to Zenit St Petersburg," he said. "I got the taste for winning trophies at Real Madrid." Trophy. Rovers, who are set to bid a massive £8m for Belgian midfield general Axel Witsel, might now turn instead to another Eastlands outcast in Craig Bellamy, though Celtic are trying to negotiate a season-long loan for the potty-mouthed speed-merchant, and are linked in the Mail with yet another, with talk of a £6.5m offer for Nedum Onuoha.


Adebayor might now be offered to Everton in part exchange for Leighton Baines, though whether David Moyes can satisfy the Togolese's taste for winning trophies is surely open to debate. Roberto Mancini hopes that £10m cash and a gift-wrapped sweetener composed of a bundle of Blackburn targets - Adebayor and Onuoha are the key names in the frame, with Bellamy also potentially involved - will be enough for him to land the marauding full-back. Though the Independent reckons City will sign Gaël Clichy for £7m today, which would put an end to the whole Baines business, one imagines.


The end of the four-year-long Cesc Fábregas transfer saga is finally nearing its end, after Barcelona tabled an offer that could rise to £37m if every add-on clause is triggered. In the Sun, Fábregas, conveniently holidaying in Barcelona, is quoted as saying: "There is nothing to talk about." Tell that to the tabloids, chum. OK, you did, but next time try to get them to act on it.


Nouveau riche Russian spendthrifts Anzhi Makhachkala have bid £10m for Roman Pavlyuchenko, though Tottenham hope they can squeeze another £5m out of them. Spurs have joined Liverpool and Arsenal in the race for £20m Valencia winger Juan Mata, and will vie with City for Caen's teenage sensation M'Baye Niang - reports suggest they've already bid £7m.


Enough of these vague rumours, though: Harry Redknapp is close to sealing an actual transfer, taking decisive action to end his team's goalscoring crisis by splashing out £1m on Mexico's Chester-born out-of-contract striker Antonio Pedroza Whitham. "I have spoken with the officials of Jaguares and they have confirmed to me that everything is OK for me to leave and be transferred to Tottenham," said the 20-year-old jugador. "The only thing that is left to resolve is something related to my journey to England." Hmm, cryptic. We're assuming this means he either doesn't have a passport or wants to row the Atlantic.


Double claret and blue snubbage: Stoke's £3m bid for Carlton Cole has been snubbed by West Ham. Rangers' £1.5m bid for Carlos Cuellar has been snubbed by Aston Villa.


Fulham hope £1m will be enough to buy Monaco's goalkeeper Stephane Ruffier, though they may have to fight off rival bids from Roma and Villa. Talking of Roma, their former Liverpool attacking left-back John Arne Riise is the subject of a surprise bid from Championship new-boys Southampton. Also in the second tier, Blackpool have snapped up Bojan Djordjic, the former Manchester United trainee forward, from Videoton on a free transfer. And Nottingham Forest hope to pip Leicester to the signing of Bristol City's Nicky Maynard by including David McGoldrick in a player-plus-cash deal worth £4m.


And now for a Daily Mail/Royal family coverage check, and you'll be pleased to know that today's Mail has a two-page feature about Princess Diana - including a mock-up of what her Facebook page might have looked like had she not died and instead spent her time befriending Camilla Parker-Bowles on popular social networking sites - a full spread and a front-page trail about Prince Harry's new girlfriend, a page about Prince Charles, half a page about the Middleton family's visit to Wimbledon and a column illustrated with a picture of their youngest daughter. Definitive.

Some Extras for those with little to do (like me)

This week's Gallery, England U21's: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2011/jun/28/the-gallery-england-under-21s

Filth claim their being victimised by the FA: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/30/david-gill-fa-manchester-united

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Birmingham owner in jail: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jun/30/birmingham-city-carson-yeung-charged

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:50 pm
by Chinners
EVENING BOLLOX
Kolo Toure buys Gervinho’s Lille jersey for $4000
Manchester City’s Kolo Toure was the highest bidder for Gervinho’s Lille jersey when it was auctioned during an awards night in Abidjan
Manchester City defender Kolo Toure bested a dozen other bidding Ivorian professional footballers to seize Gervinho’s OSC Lille jersey for $4000 during an auction to raise funds for the re-equipment of a local hospital looted during the country’s post election crisis.
It was during an awards night of Cote D’Ivoire’s player of the year known as Prix Sport Ivoire, which was awarded to Gervinho, ahead of Manchester City’s Yaya Toure and Chelsea’s Didier Drogba.
The French Ligue 1 champion’s jersey was later put up for auction exclusively reserved for the Ivorian stars.
Kolo Toure was handed the shirt at the climax of the bid when he topped his offer to $4000, beating former Olympique de Marseille’s forward Baky Kone who stopped at $2000.

Double Arsenal B*ll*x
According to reports on Skysports.com Manchester City look to have beaten Manchester united to the signature of Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri.
The French international has been linked with Sir Alex Ferguson’s side since the end of the season but Roberto Mancini has stolen a march on the united boss by offering 20 million for the 24 year old.
The former Marseille midfielder impressed last season at the Emirates but was unable to help the club end their trophy drought.
Nasri joined Arsenal in 2008 and has a year left on his existing deal and has yet to agree terms on a new contract prompting the interest from City and United.
Mancini is also reportedly closing on a swoop for left back Gael Clichy, who had been linked with Liverpool

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:34 pm
by city72
prefered the evening bollox in white, the morning bollox blue on blue made my eyes go funny

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:50 pm
by Blue Since 76
Blue bollox just doesn't work - give 'em a warm by the fire before you expose them in future.

Where's the WAG? I only looked on here for the WAG.

Finally, how come none of the papers picked up the Clichy and Nasri stories? Oh, that's right, they just make up bollox and missed those.

Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:00 pm
by Ted Hughes
Why is the morning bollox blue anyway?

Fancy Southern behaviour if you ask me. No good will come of it.