Wednesday's B*ll*x (updated)

Real Madrid plot to hijack Corinthians move for Tevez
Jose Mourinho is poised to hijack Corinthians’ bid for Carlos Tevez.
The Real Madrid manager wants to sign Manchester City’s unhappy strike star after the Brazilian club made a £37million offer on Monday.
A source close to City said that bid will be rejected over concerns that Corinthians do not have the cash.
City still insist they will not take anything less than £50m for Tevez.
They also suspect Tevez’s camp are using Corinthians’ interest to flush out Real.
Mourinho revealed a top-class forward is all he needs to complete his summer spending.
He said last night: “I, like everyone else, believe we need another striker.”
The player’s agent Kia Joorabchian last night talked up a switch to Real, claiming a move to Spain would solve most of his client’s problems.
Joorabchian said: “For Carlos, the main motivation for leaving City is not to go to another club in the Premier League, but to move to a city where his family can adapt.
“A move to Spain might solve that problem. It’s about the language and the culture. In Spain, they speak the same language. You see a lot of Argentinian and Brazilian players live in Spain and they have adapted very easily.”
Corinthians’ bid to re-sign Tevez looks doomed after director of football Duilio Alves admitted: “It would have to be a loan.
“We cannot buy him. That (£50m) is an absurd figure, unviable for the Brazilian football market.”
BEGGING BOLLOX
Carlos Tevez pleads with Man City to accept Corinthians transfer offer
Carlos Tevez has urged Manchester City to accept a ‘take it or leave it’ offer from Corinthians so that he can tie up a return to Brazil before the end of the transfer window.
The South American giants have confirmed that they’ve tabled a £35million bid for the Argentinean striker, which City are believed to have rejected.
But with under a fortnight remaining to conclude any deal with his former club, Tevez has now pleaded with his current employers to reach an agreement with Sao Paolo-based club.
‘An offer arrived (from Corinthians) and I would have no problem returning,’ said Tevez.
‘They got in contact with me, sent an offer to the club and in eight to 10 days the transfer market in Brazil closes.’
The president of the 26-time Paulista league champions insists there will be no negotiations on their opening offer, and if City do not accept, Tevez will remain at Eastlands.
‘I was in Argentina for a Brazil match [at the Copa America], I spoke with Tevez and his representative on the phone,’ Sanchez told Lancenet.
‘Corinthians have made an offer of approximately 35 million to sign him permanently. This sum means we will be spending 20 to 25 per cent of our TV rights earnings if City accept it.
‘I have made an offer which I think City cannot refuse, and we will not raise it further. If they ask for [£50 million], they will keep him.
‘If we haven't closed the deal by Sunday it won't happen this year.’
Ade closes on Real return
Striker inches closer to City exit
Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor is closing in on a return to Real Madrid on a permanent basis.
Adebayor, who ended last season on loan at Real, has been deemed surplus to requirements at City and was not included in the squad for their pre-season tour of America.
The former Arsenal man was unhappy at being overlooked for the tour and being forced to train with the club's reserves, but it appears he is edging ever closer to a move away from City.
A number of clubs have been linked with Adebayor, but the 27-year-old rejected all overtures as he was holding out for a switch to Real.
Earlier this summer it was suggested Real would not look to make Adebayor's move permanent, but it seems they have rekindled their interest in the giant forward.
Real have now made their move for the Togo international with Jose Mourinho recently revealing he was looking to add a striker to his squad.
Adebayor scored five goals in in 21 appearances in all competitions for Real last season and his proposed switch to El Santiago Bernabeu could end Real's interest in Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez
Liverpool to move for Wayne Bridge as Leighton Baines alternative
Liverpool are considering a move for Manchester City misfit Wayne Bridge if they fail to lure Leighton Baines away from neighbours Everton.
The City left-back is way down the pecking order at Eastlands following the arrival of Gael Clichy from Arsenal, and will certainly be shipped out this summer by Roberto Mancini.
The Reds are in desperate need of a new full-back having missed out on Clichy, and with the Toffees unwilling to negotiate over Baines, Bridge could well be Kenny Dalglish’s next port of call.
The former Chelsea defender spent the second half of last season on loan at West Ham, and although his £90,000-a-week wages could prove a stumbling block for the Anfield giants, City are likely to accept a minimal transfer fee for the player to get him off the books.
Dalglish already has Paul Konchesky and Fabio Aurelio as current options at left-back, but both are unfancied by the Scottish boss, which could hasten his move for 30-year-old Bridge.
BOO HOO BOLLOX
Arsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rules• Arsenal manager calls for Uefa to investigate sponsorship
• City say comments are 'unfounded and regrettable'
Arsène Wenger has accused Manchester City of attempting to bend Uefa's financial fair-play rules via their new £400m sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways and he said the arrangement threatened not only the incoming legislation but the credibility of the European game's governing body.
He believes that Michel Platini, the Uefa president, is duty-bound to investigate the City deal and he ramped up the pressure on his fellow Frenchman, calling it "Platini's big test".
"It raises the real question about the credibility of the financial fair play," Wenger said. "That is what this is all about. They give us the message that they can get around it by doing what they want. It means financial fair play will not come in. It is as simple as that. I can understand how they do it but it raises the real question. The difficulty and the credibility of the financial fair play is at stake.
"Plus, if the financial fair play is to have a chance, the sponsorship has to be at the market price. It cannot be doubled, tripled or quadrupled because that means it is better that we don't do it and we leave everybody free. That can be defended as well, but if they bring the rules in they have to be respected."
The Arsenal manager had reacted with incredulity and no little scorn when he heard that City had struck the world-record 10-year deal with the company that is owned by the Abu Dhabi government and has close links to the City owner, Sheikh Mansour, a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family.
The arrangement will see City's ground, which is owned by Manchester city council, renamed the Etihad Stadium. It will also provide financial backing for what will be known as the Etihad Campus, the area of land around the ground, and it will extend the company's sponsorship of the club's shirts; Etihad already pay £2.3m a year for the rights.
In contrast, Arsenal's arrangement with Emirates, which was announced in 2004, was valued at £90m over 15 years. Around £48m of that came via shirt sponsorship, with the naming rights worth £2.8m a year. "We must have done a bad deal," Wenger said, dryly.
Last night City hit back, describing Wenger's comments as "unfounded and regrettable". In a statement, the club said: "The financial details of the comprehensive agreement announced last week between Manchester City and Etihad Airways remain confidential and figures being speculated about are not accurate."
However, the elements at the heart of the agreement include, among others, the securing for 10 years of one of the Premier League's top-ranked media value shirts in 2010-11; the 10-year naming rights for the Etihad Stadium and the naming rights for the Etihad Campus which will evolve dramatically over the next decade.
"Manchester City is a proactive member of the European Clubs Association and is working actively and with transparency with regard to financial fair play. In light of these facts, recent comments about the partnership by some observers are unfounded and regrettable," the statement said.
Uefa say that they are aware of the City situation and that their experts "will make assessments of fair value of any sponsorship deals using benchmarks."
Speaking in Kuala Lumpur while on Arsenal's pre-season tour, Wenger offered the impression that he presumed Uefa would investigate whether Etihad had paid an inflated price. One condition of the Uefa regulations is that sponsors with close links to club owners pay fair sums.
"It looks to me that Platini is very strongly determined on this," Wenger said. "He is not stupid. He knows that some clubs will try to get around that and, at the moment, I believe they are studying, behind closed doors, how they can really strongly check it. That is where the financial fair play is at stake."
The new rules apply from next season, although Uefa will not begin assessing club accounts until the 2013-14 season, when they will assess them from the previous two seasons and stipulate that clubs break even, subject to an "acceptable deviation" of €45m (£40m) over the period. If clubs fail to meet the criteria, they face being barred from European competition. City's last financial figures showed a £121m loss and the next set are expected to be worse
City's 'sporting mecca' plans on agenda at Manchester Council meeting
A masterplan to transform the land around Manchester City’s stadium into a sporting Mecca was discussed today.
The plans, revealed by the M.u.E.N. following the announcement of a record-breaking sponsorship deal to rename the Blues’ stadium, were up for debate at a meeting of Manchester council’s executive.
A sixth form college, sports science complex and ‘house of sport’, to accommodate national governing bodies, are among vast redevelopment plans due to go out to public consultation.
The former City of Manchester Stadium has been renamed the Etihad Stadium and the surrounding Sportcity area, the Etihad Campus, after the Blues signed a deal with their sponsors last week.
The council's plans to buy the London Road fire station building in the city centre are also on the agenda for the executive meeting, which will be followed by a full meeting of the council.
CITY FAN OF THE DAY

OTHER BOLLOX
Inter Milan and Manchester United are "in talks" over a £35m deal for midfielder Wesley Sneijder. goal.com
United chief executive David Gill is in Milan putting the finishing touches to a deal to bring the Dutch playmaker to Old Trafford. the Sun
Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola says he is "optimistic" about landing Cesc Fabregas as the Catalan outfit prepares to make a third bid to sign the Arsenal midfielder in a £35m deal. Daily Mirror
Gunners midfielder Aaron Ramsey says he is ready to replace Fabregas, if the Spaniard moves to Barcelona. Metro
Chelsea are hopeful that West Ham's desire to trim their wage bill will mean a proposal to take Hammers skipper Scott Parker on loan for the season will be successful. the Times
Blackburn are on the brink of signing River Plate striker Mariano Pavone.the Sun
Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas is set to gazump Arsenal in the race for Bolton defender Gary Cahill - on the advice of Blues captain John Terry. Daily Mirror
Tottenham have given the biggest indication yet that they are prepared to sell Luka Modric by making a £12.3m offer for Real Madrid midfielder Esteban Granero.Daily Mail
Liverpool are ready to sign Lyon defender Aly Cissokho in a £10m deal after Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said his club were out of the running. caughtoffside
Villarreal are surprise contenders for the signature of Wolves winger Matt Jarvis. Daily Mail
Chelsea will make a £15m bid for Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi to replace the injured Michael Essien, who will be sidelined for the first six months of the season. Talksport
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew wants to splash out £2m on Crystal Palace's highly rated right-back Nathan Clyne. Daily Mirror
Everton have Birmingham defender Scott Dann in their sights after the 24-year-old's £12m move to Stoke collapsed earlier this summer. Daily Mail
Aston Villa are ready to join the chase for Wigan's £15m-rated striker Hugo Rodallega. Daily Mail
Liverpool have been told they will have to repay £8.2m of European funding if they do not go ahead with plans to build a 60,000-capacity stadium at Stanley Park. Daily Telegraph
Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has said that it takes "a real man" to stay loyal to the club as team-mates Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri are linked with moves away from the Emirates. Daily Telegraph
Former Manchester United and Aston Villa goalkeeper Mark Bosnich has admitted that he regrets turning down the chance to move to Celtic - not long after Martin O'Neill became manager, which was in 2000. The Australian revealed that he opted instead to try to prove his worth at Old Trafford after falling out of favour with United manager Sir Alex Ferguson. (Daily Record)
German football club Werder Bremen have banned their players from getting tattoos because of the risk of infection. Daily Mirror
Chelsea, who will go on a tour of Malaysia, Thailand and Hong Kong later this month, will travel 19,091 miles during their pre-season preparations - the most of any Premier League club. By contrast, top-flight new boys Swansea will travel only 19 miles - playing away friendlies against Neath and Port Talbot. the Independent
Jose Mourinho is poised to hijack Corinthians’ bid for Carlos Tevez.
The Real Madrid manager wants to sign Manchester City’s unhappy strike star after the Brazilian club made a £37million offer on Monday.
A source close to City said that bid will be rejected over concerns that Corinthians do not have the cash.
City still insist they will not take anything less than £50m for Tevez.
They also suspect Tevez’s camp are using Corinthians’ interest to flush out Real.
Mourinho revealed a top-class forward is all he needs to complete his summer spending.
He said last night: “I, like everyone else, believe we need another striker.”
The player’s agent Kia Joorabchian last night talked up a switch to Real, claiming a move to Spain would solve most of his client’s problems.
Joorabchian said: “For Carlos, the main motivation for leaving City is not to go to another club in the Premier League, but to move to a city where his family can adapt.
“A move to Spain might solve that problem. It’s about the language and the culture. In Spain, they speak the same language. You see a lot of Argentinian and Brazilian players live in Spain and they have adapted very easily.”
Corinthians’ bid to re-sign Tevez looks doomed after director of football Duilio Alves admitted: “It would have to be a loan.
“We cannot buy him. That (£50m) is an absurd figure, unviable for the Brazilian football market.”
BEGGING BOLLOX
Carlos Tevez pleads with Man City to accept Corinthians transfer offer
Carlos Tevez has urged Manchester City to accept a ‘take it or leave it’ offer from Corinthians so that he can tie up a return to Brazil before the end of the transfer window.
The South American giants have confirmed that they’ve tabled a £35million bid for the Argentinean striker, which City are believed to have rejected.
But with under a fortnight remaining to conclude any deal with his former club, Tevez has now pleaded with his current employers to reach an agreement with Sao Paolo-based club.
‘An offer arrived (from Corinthians) and I would have no problem returning,’ said Tevez.
‘They got in contact with me, sent an offer to the club and in eight to 10 days the transfer market in Brazil closes.’
The president of the 26-time Paulista league champions insists there will be no negotiations on their opening offer, and if City do not accept, Tevez will remain at Eastlands.
‘I was in Argentina for a Brazil match [at the Copa America], I spoke with Tevez and his representative on the phone,’ Sanchez told Lancenet.
‘Corinthians have made an offer of approximately 35 million to sign him permanently. This sum means we will be spending 20 to 25 per cent of our TV rights earnings if City accept it.
‘I have made an offer which I think City cannot refuse, and we will not raise it further. If they ask for [£50 million], they will keep him.
‘If we haven't closed the deal by Sunday it won't happen this year.’
Ade closes on Real return
Striker inches closer to City exit
Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor is closing in on a return to Real Madrid on a permanent basis.
Adebayor, who ended last season on loan at Real, has been deemed surplus to requirements at City and was not included in the squad for their pre-season tour of America.
The former Arsenal man was unhappy at being overlooked for the tour and being forced to train with the club's reserves, but it appears he is edging ever closer to a move away from City.
A number of clubs have been linked with Adebayor, but the 27-year-old rejected all overtures as he was holding out for a switch to Real.
Earlier this summer it was suggested Real would not look to make Adebayor's move permanent, but it seems they have rekindled their interest in the giant forward.
Real have now made their move for the Togo international with Jose Mourinho recently revealing he was looking to add a striker to his squad.
Adebayor scored five goals in in 21 appearances in all competitions for Real last season and his proposed switch to El Santiago Bernabeu could end Real's interest in Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez
Liverpool to move for Wayne Bridge as Leighton Baines alternative
Liverpool are considering a move for Manchester City misfit Wayne Bridge if they fail to lure Leighton Baines away from neighbours Everton.
The City left-back is way down the pecking order at Eastlands following the arrival of Gael Clichy from Arsenal, and will certainly be shipped out this summer by Roberto Mancini.
The Reds are in desperate need of a new full-back having missed out on Clichy, and with the Toffees unwilling to negotiate over Baines, Bridge could well be Kenny Dalglish’s next port of call.
The former Chelsea defender spent the second half of last season on loan at West Ham, and although his £90,000-a-week wages could prove a stumbling block for the Anfield giants, City are likely to accept a minimal transfer fee for the player to get him off the books.
Dalglish already has Paul Konchesky and Fabio Aurelio as current options at left-back, but both are unfancied by the Scottish boss, which could hasten his move for 30-year-old Bridge.
BOO HOO BOLLOX
Arsène Wenger accuses Manchester City of bending Uefa fair-play rules• Arsenal manager calls for Uefa to investigate sponsorship
• City say comments are 'unfounded and regrettable'
Arsène Wenger has accused Manchester City of attempting to bend Uefa's financial fair-play rules via their new £400m sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways and he said the arrangement threatened not only the incoming legislation but the credibility of the European game's governing body.
He believes that Michel Platini, the Uefa president, is duty-bound to investigate the City deal and he ramped up the pressure on his fellow Frenchman, calling it "Platini's big test".
"It raises the real question about the credibility of the financial fair play," Wenger said. "That is what this is all about. They give us the message that they can get around it by doing what they want. It means financial fair play will not come in. It is as simple as that. I can understand how they do it but it raises the real question. The difficulty and the credibility of the financial fair play is at stake.
"Plus, if the financial fair play is to have a chance, the sponsorship has to be at the market price. It cannot be doubled, tripled or quadrupled because that means it is better that we don't do it and we leave everybody free. That can be defended as well, but if they bring the rules in they have to be respected."
The Arsenal manager had reacted with incredulity and no little scorn when he heard that City had struck the world-record 10-year deal with the company that is owned by the Abu Dhabi government and has close links to the City owner, Sheikh Mansour, a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family.
The arrangement will see City's ground, which is owned by Manchester city council, renamed the Etihad Stadium. It will also provide financial backing for what will be known as the Etihad Campus, the area of land around the ground, and it will extend the company's sponsorship of the club's shirts; Etihad already pay £2.3m a year for the rights.
In contrast, Arsenal's arrangement with Emirates, which was announced in 2004, was valued at £90m over 15 years. Around £48m of that came via shirt sponsorship, with the naming rights worth £2.8m a year. "We must have done a bad deal," Wenger said, dryly.
Last night City hit back, describing Wenger's comments as "unfounded and regrettable". In a statement, the club said: "The financial details of the comprehensive agreement announced last week between Manchester City and Etihad Airways remain confidential and figures being speculated about are not accurate."
However, the elements at the heart of the agreement include, among others, the securing for 10 years of one of the Premier League's top-ranked media value shirts in 2010-11; the 10-year naming rights for the Etihad Stadium and the naming rights for the Etihad Campus which will evolve dramatically over the next decade.
"Manchester City is a proactive member of the European Clubs Association and is working actively and with transparency with regard to financial fair play. In light of these facts, recent comments about the partnership by some observers are unfounded and regrettable," the statement said.
Uefa say that they are aware of the City situation and that their experts "will make assessments of fair value of any sponsorship deals using benchmarks."
Speaking in Kuala Lumpur while on Arsenal's pre-season tour, Wenger offered the impression that he presumed Uefa would investigate whether Etihad had paid an inflated price. One condition of the Uefa regulations is that sponsors with close links to club owners pay fair sums.
"It looks to me that Platini is very strongly determined on this," Wenger said. "He is not stupid. He knows that some clubs will try to get around that and, at the moment, I believe they are studying, behind closed doors, how they can really strongly check it. That is where the financial fair play is at stake."
The new rules apply from next season, although Uefa will not begin assessing club accounts until the 2013-14 season, when they will assess them from the previous two seasons and stipulate that clubs break even, subject to an "acceptable deviation" of €45m (£40m) over the period. If clubs fail to meet the criteria, they face being barred from European competition. City's last financial figures showed a £121m loss and the next set are expected to be worse
City's 'sporting mecca' plans on agenda at Manchester Council meeting
A masterplan to transform the land around Manchester City’s stadium into a sporting Mecca was discussed today.
The plans, revealed by the M.u.E.N. following the announcement of a record-breaking sponsorship deal to rename the Blues’ stadium, were up for debate at a meeting of Manchester council’s executive.
A sixth form college, sports science complex and ‘house of sport’, to accommodate national governing bodies, are among vast redevelopment plans due to go out to public consultation.
The former City of Manchester Stadium has been renamed the Etihad Stadium and the surrounding Sportcity area, the Etihad Campus, after the Blues signed a deal with their sponsors last week.
The council's plans to buy the London Road fire station building in the city centre are also on the agenda for the executive meeting, which will be followed by a full meeting of the council.
CITY FAN OF THE DAY

OTHER BOLLOX
Inter Milan and Manchester United are "in talks" over a £35m deal for midfielder Wesley Sneijder. goal.com
United chief executive David Gill is in Milan putting the finishing touches to a deal to bring the Dutch playmaker to Old Trafford. the Sun
Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola says he is "optimistic" about landing Cesc Fabregas as the Catalan outfit prepares to make a third bid to sign the Arsenal midfielder in a £35m deal. Daily Mirror
Gunners midfielder Aaron Ramsey says he is ready to replace Fabregas, if the Spaniard moves to Barcelona. Metro
Chelsea are hopeful that West Ham's desire to trim their wage bill will mean a proposal to take Hammers skipper Scott Parker on loan for the season will be successful. the Times
Blackburn are on the brink of signing River Plate striker Mariano Pavone.the Sun
Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas is set to gazump Arsenal in the race for Bolton defender Gary Cahill - on the advice of Blues captain John Terry. Daily Mirror
Tottenham have given the biggest indication yet that they are prepared to sell Luka Modric by making a £12.3m offer for Real Madrid midfielder Esteban Granero.Daily Mail
Liverpool are ready to sign Lyon defender Aly Cissokho in a £10m deal after Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said his club were out of the running. caughtoffside
Villarreal are surprise contenders for the signature of Wolves winger Matt Jarvis. Daily Mail
Chelsea will make a £15m bid for Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi to replace the injured Michael Essien, who will be sidelined for the first six months of the season. Talksport
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew wants to splash out £2m on Crystal Palace's highly rated right-back Nathan Clyne. Daily Mirror
Everton have Birmingham defender Scott Dann in their sights after the 24-year-old's £12m move to Stoke collapsed earlier this summer. Daily Mail
Aston Villa are ready to join the chase for Wigan's £15m-rated striker Hugo Rodallega. Daily Mail
Liverpool have been told they will have to repay £8.2m of European funding if they do not go ahead with plans to build a 60,000-capacity stadium at Stanley Park. Daily Telegraph
Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has said that it takes "a real man" to stay loyal to the club as team-mates Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri are linked with moves away from the Emirates. Daily Telegraph
Former Manchester United and Aston Villa goalkeeper Mark Bosnich has admitted that he regrets turning down the chance to move to Celtic - not long after Martin O'Neill became manager, which was in 2000. The Australian revealed that he opted instead to try to prove his worth at Old Trafford after falling out of favour with United manager Sir Alex Ferguson. (Daily Record)
German football club Werder Bremen have banned their players from getting tattoos because of the risk of infection. Daily Mirror
Chelsea, who will go on a tour of Malaysia, Thailand and Hong Kong later this month, will travel 19,091 miles during their pre-season preparations - the most of any Premier League club. By contrast, top-flight new boys Swansea will travel only 19 miles - playing away friendlies against Neath and Port Talbot. the Independent