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Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:06 pmby trueblue64
Can you credit this bloke,
With the collapse of his £40 million return to Corinthians and the possibility of being forced to remain with Manchester City, Carlos Tevez has sensationally announced that he never wanted to leave the club in the first place.
"It was all a misunderstanding. I love Manchester," he told reporters at a press conference near his home in Argentina, forcing a smile and laughing awkwardly.
Despite compromises made by Man City, Corinthians were unable to shatter their current transfer record of £9.4 million from when they first signed Tevez in 2004 to reacquire the Argentine striker. Since no other firm have been made, Tevez now faces another season in the city he has disparaged in the recent months.
When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
On the subject of wanting to play closer to his family in Argentina, he again denied his previous statements, saying "I don't want to be closer to my family at all. I actually don't like them. I make no secret of this. They smell like onions."
With time left in the summer transfer window, Tevez is making it clear that he is still very willing to consider other destinations, though.
"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:28 pmby Lee_R
Source?
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:33 pmby trueblue64
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:37 pmby Lee_R
trueblue64 wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Future-News-Tevez-says-he-never-wanted-to-leave?urn=sow-wp3531
There you go lee
Good enough for me! All is forgiven :)
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:41 pmby Blue Toy
They smell like onions
WTF?
Is that a piss take article ?
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:42 pmby trueblue64
Blue Toy wrote:They smell like onions
WTF?
Is that a piss take article ?
That's what I thought
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:45 pmby Green & Blue
That is pure quality, laughed my ass off the whole way through it.
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:37 pmby TheGOAT
Blue Toy wrote:They smell like onions
WTF?
Is that a piss take article ?
WTF
Is that a piss take response?
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:45 pmby Blue Toy
TheGOAT wrote:Blue Toy wrote:They smell like onions
WTF?
Is that a piss take article ?
WTF
Is that a piss take response?
The genial humour evidently surpassed me. Either that or I'm not street anymore.
What a pile of shite.
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:00 pmby Arjan Van Schotte
tevez put the kettle on...
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:16 pmby ruralblue
Thats funny as fuck.
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:24 pmby Green & Blue
Loved the last bit
"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:16 pmby freshie
trueblue64 wrote:Blue Toy wrote:They smell like onions
WTF?
Is that a piss take article ?
That's what I thought
Did this part give the game away Sherlock?
When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:33 pmby twosips
Christ people are fucking stupid. The bit that said 'future news' as well - did that not make you click?
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:19 pmby Alioune DVToure
trueblue64 wrote:Can you credit this bloke,
With the collapse of his £40 million return to Corinthians and the possibility of being forced to remain with Manchester City, Carlos Tevez has sensationally announced that he never wanted to leave the club in the first place.
"It was all a misunderstanding. I love Manchester," he told reporters at a press conference near his home in Argentina, forcing a smile and laughing awkwardly.
Despite compromises made by Man City, Corinthians were unable to shatter their current transfer record of £9.4 million from when they first signed Tevez in 2004 to reacquire the Argentine striker. Since no other firm have been made, Tevez now faces another season in the city he has disparaged in the recent months.
When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
On the subject of wanting to play closer to his family in Argentina, he again denied his previous statements, saying [highlight]"I don't want to be closer to my family at all. I actually don't like them. I make no secret of this. They smell like onions."[/highlight]
With time left in the summer transfer window, Tevez is making it clear that he is still very willing to consider other destinations, though.
"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."
I suppose that rules out a move to France as well then. Fuck's sake.
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:43 amby MagnumCT
Dirty Tackle has just as much "Nonsense" (see the banner) as it does "Football" and "Culture."
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:22 amby john@staustell
Kia: Carlo, dont you want to be near your family? I have a nice little club down in Brazil, only about 2000 miles away from BA, and if you move there I'll get another £5M in my retirement kitty. Tell the world you're unhappy again.
It doesn't matter that you cant understand them, and they cant understand you, and your last manager there stripped you of the captaincy for that reason. It's me that matters.
Tevez: Si senor
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:20 amby Blue Toy
twosips wrote:Christ people are fucking stupid. The bit that said 'future news' as well - did that not make you click?
Come and hop in the "fucking stupid" boat with me son, I'll look after you. I think you'll find the OP had no reference to "future news".
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:34 pmby gameoftwohalfs
I can't see him leaving, I don't think there are any clubs that can pay £50 million for him this summer anyway.
http://gameoftwohalfs.blogspot.com/2011/07/tevez-could-stay-at-man-city.html
Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?
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Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:42 pmby Alioune DVToure
The plural of 'half' is 'halves', you numb cunt.
For the record, I'd rather eat barbed wire than click on the link to your undoubtedly shite blog. If you've got something interesting to say, say it here.
I've always wondered if its possible to get a rise out of one of these.