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Bayern Munich’s Karl Hopfner has asked Uefa’s financial fair play committee to expel Manchester City from next season’s Champions League competition for what he sees as ‘flagrant piece of deception’ by the English team.

The executive board vice-chairman is convinced that Manchester City have effectively stolen £10 million from his Club by replacing the real Jerome Boateng with a Fijian barman called Duncan.

Hopfner, speaking yesterday said:
“The man that arrived from Manchester City is not the real Jerome Boateng, they have clearly switched the player and are laughing at us behind our backs.”

“The real Jerome Boateng is a German international and can play effectively in every position across the back four, the player they have sent us doesn’t speak a word of German and insists on mixing ‘White Russians’ at the end of every training session.”

“If Manchester City want to play in The Champions League, they must abide by the international rules of fair play. I am firmly convinced that Uefa under Michel Platini will take action when he hears of this. This could lead to exclusion from UEFA club competitions.”

Bryan Marwood, Chief Football Administrator at Eastlands has promised to co-operate with any enquiry and believes that video footage of the player at Eastlands last season will be enough to prove that ‘Big Dunc’ and Jerome Boatang are one and the same player.