Friday's B*ll*x

Arsene Wenger last night gave Manchester City an ultimatum over their pursuit of Samir Nasri
Arsenal boss Wenger wants Nasri’s future sorted out in the next 48 hours before the Gunners kick off their Premier League campaign at Newcastle.
“We have to make decisions one way or the other,” he said. “Ideally you want it to be sorted out before the season starts.”
City have bid £20million for Nasri, £5m short of Arsenal’s asking price. But with City desperate to complete the deal, they are set to offer £22m.
Jack Wilshere looks set to miss Arsenal’s opener with an ankle injury.
City, meanwhile, have told Inter Milan there is no chance of them loaning out unsettled striker Carlos Tevez. He will be sold only if a club meet City’s £50m valuation. They are, however, ready to sell £4m-rated Shaun Wright-Phillips, with Bolton and Wigan interested.
Green light for Pantilimon as £6m Man City keeper grantedwork permit
Manchester City have been boosted by the news that Romanian keeper Costel Pantilimon has been granted a work permit ahead of the start of the season.
The 24-year-old joins City as back-up to first-choice keeper Joe Hart after joining from FC Timisoara in a £6m deal.
Pantilimon, 24, impressed for FC Timisoara in last season's Europa League play-off against City and Mancini's side moved quickly to sign the stopper after the departure of Shay Given to Aston Villa.
City's new reserve has 13 caps for Romania, is highly-rated across Europe and has previously been linked with Inter Milan and West Brom this summer.
FC Timisoara, who finished second in the Romanian top flight this year, were relegated due to accumulated debts
Balotelli's sister unhappy with attacks on striker
Mario Balotelli's sister is unhappy at the continuos castigation the Italy striker receives in England for his multiple misdemeanors and perceived petulance.
Cristina Balotelli acknowledged her adopted brother, who turns 21 on Friday, is a flawed character who is still developing as a footballer. But she said the constant stream of criticism has been unwarranted since he joined Manchester City last year.
In an interview with The Associated Press, Cristina said people in England are too "ready to attack an Italian footballer, or coach, when they are not brilliant.''
The forward has rarely been out of the headlines, with former Manchester United captain Gary Neville branding some of his conduct an "embarrassment to his club.''
That comment came after Balotelli had squared up to United defender Nemanja Vidic before being substituted in Sunday's Community Shield loss and racing straight down the Wembley Stadium tunnel.
"Mario might have not been brilliant, but putting all the blame on him for the defeat is totally unfair,'' Cristina Balotelli said. "Soccer is teamwork.''
City manager Roberto Mancini also defended him, refuting any suggestion that the Wembley incident was an act of petulance.
"Every time Mario does something people read things into it,'' said Mancini, a fellow Italian.
Patrick Vieira, a City player last season who now has an executive role at the club, says it's time for Balotelli to mature.
"People forget how young he really is,'' the former France midfielder said. "I hope this year he will learn from his mistakes. He is a really talented footballer and I hope he can show everybody how good he is.''
Cristina is angriest at the media for portraying her brother in a negative light. There are numerous stories she claims are untrue - saying he never bought a Harley Davidson motorbike in breach of club rules and a dead fish was not found on his Maserati, which one paper said was apparently a sign the supporters dislike him.
"Supporters love Mario,'' Cristina said. "Every time I go to see a football match in which he plays I find myself randomly in groups of supporters who sing the Balotelli song: 'Oooh Balotelliii ... he's a striker ...'
"I always tell him. I think they like him because he's fun and genuine like them.''
Maybe that's why when police asked him why he had 5,000 pounds ($8,000) in his car he quipped: "Because I'm rich.''
Comments he made to Italian TV that he didn't like living in Manchester brought suggestions he was trying to engineer a move back to Inter Milan after only one season at City.
Cristina said that, like his City teammate Carlos Tevez, Balotelli simply doesn't like living in the northern English city.
"He said he's happy with the coach and the team at Manchester City, but he doesn't like the city of Manchester because he misses Brescia, his home, not Milan,'' Cristina said. "He said, 'I miss my family and friends but I think this experience in England will help me grow as an individual.'
"I don't find anything wrong in what he genuinely said. He doesn't like the city, you cannot expect a foreigner to like Manchester when even the people who live there told me it is provincial and a bit depressing cause it rains a lot. Personally, I also don't like the city.''
Living away from Italy for the first time hasn't helped the homesickness, and establishing real friendships is difficult when playing for one of the world's richest clubs.
"People may think it is easy to be a footballer because you have money and popularity, but it is not easy at all sometimes,'' Cristina said. "They are surrounded by people who treat them like stars and stay with them because they are celebrities, not for what they really are. They see their name and photo on papers all the time. That's why they often miss genuine relationship, like your family or your best friends.''
Italy coach Cesare Prandelli has faith in Balotelli to deliver, saying the best way for him to prove his detractors wrong is on the pitch.
"Mario needs to improve and understand that if he does so his physical power could be devastating,'' Prandelli said.
Asked about English people becoming tired of Balotelli, Prandelli responded: "I'm certainly not - I haven't had him long enough.''
Vieira insists City can take title
Patrick Vieira is convinced Manchester City can win the Premier League title this season.
The Frenchman ended his stellar playing career with City at the end of last season and has now become an official club ambassador. And, while he notes many experts are predicting the champions will once again be from the other side of Manchester, at Old Trafford, Vieira has faith in his own club.
"We can win the title," he said. "We have improved since last year. Winning the FA Cup and finishing third has given us the belief. We believe we can challenge Chelsea, Manchester United and the rest of the teams to lift the championship."
Much may depend on what happens over the next few days. Samir Nasri is edging closer to becoming the latest player to leave Arsenal for the newly-named Etihad Stadium.
However, that deal, likely to cost the Blues around £24million, comes with no guarantees in itself and Nasri will need to produce his form of the first half of last season rather than the second, with French national boss Laurent Blanc noting a reduction in the midfielder's standards this week when Les Bleus could only draw with Chile in Montpellier.
Record £38million forward Sergio Aguero is still to kick a ball in a match for his new club and the future of his fellow Argentina star Carlos Tevez remains unresolved, as does the issue of who will be skipper for Monday's opener against newly-promoted Swansea.
The chances are controversial Italian Mario Balotelli will be involved after yet another turbulent week in the 20-year-old's fledgling career. So poor was he in last weekend's Community Shield, Gary Neville felt compelled to describe Balotelli as "an embarrassment".
Yet Vieira, who worked alongside the former Inter Milan player in both Italy and England, is prepared to give Balotelli time to mature.
"People forget how young Mario really is," said the former Arsenal skipper. "He is a really young boy. He will make mistakes. I made a few in my career.
"Hopefully this year he will learn from them. Mario is a really talented footballer and I hope he can show everybody how good he is."
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OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have given up on their bid to sign Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan, with the Old Trafford club now tired of a saga that has dragged on since the end of last season. Daily Mail
Chelsea look set to derail Real Madrid's bid to sign Santos's young Brazilian striker Neymar. Inside Futbol
Arsenal have already moved to replace Barcelona target Cesc Fabregas with £12m Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Jadson. Independent
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will reinvest money from selling Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri to buy Valencia forward Juan Mata and at least one centre-back. Bolton's Gary Cahill, Everton's Phil Jagielka, Werder Bremen's Per Mertesacker and Birmingham City's Scott Dann are all on his list.Daily Mirror
Meanwhile, Arsenal have reportedly opened talks with Birmingham over Dann, and hope to conclude transfer discussions quickly in order to register the defender before Saturday's opening game against Newcastle. Metro
Tottenham have stepped up their interest in Blackburn defender Chris Samba and are ready to offer cash plus defender Sebastien Bassong as part of the deal. talkShiT
Spurs will move for Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Willian, if they lose Luka Modric to Chelsea. Daily Mail
Aston Villa have joined the race to sign French striker David Trezeguet. The former Juventus forward is a free agent after leaving Hercules. Daily Mail
Sven-Goran Eriksson's ambitious Championship side Leicester want to buy Tottenham striker Robbie Keane for £3m. Daily Mirror
Stoke City are closing in on Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton and Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner. the Sun
Barton is also wanted by Zenit St Petersburg, with the Russian side ready to make the midfielder - who has been told he can leave Newcastle United on a free transfer, despite having a year remaining on his contract - a lucrative offer. Metro
Wigan manager Roberto Martinez has backed midfielder Tom Cleverley, who impressed in a loan spell at the DW Stadium last season, to make a major impact for Manchester United this term. talkShiT
West Bromwich Albion boss Roy Hodgson has said he would like to manage England when Fabio Capello steps down after Euro 2012, but he would need to have the backing of supporters and the media. the Guardian
Chelsea captain John Terry insists his side are not too old to win the Premier League and Champions League double. the Sun
Barcelona star Lionel Messi surprised photographers on a holiday to Ibiza by sporting a tattoo of his mother's face on his left shoulder. Metro
Owen Hargreaves will be given a Premier League lifeline by West Brom after a three-year injury nightmare which led to him being released by Manchester United in July. Daily Express
Arsenal boss Wenger wants Nasri’s future sorted out in the next 48 hours before the Gunners kick off their Premier League campaign at Newcastle.
“We have to make decisions one way or the other,” he said. “Ideally you want it to be sorted out before the season starts.”
City have bid £20million for Nasri, £5m short of Arsenal’s asking price. But with City desperate to complete the deal, they are set to offer £22m.
Jack Wilshere looks set to miss Arsenal’s opener with an ankle injury.
City, meanwhile, have told Inter Milan there is no chance of them loaning out unsettled striker Carlos Tevez. He will be sold only if a club meet City’s £50m valuation. They are, however, ready to sell £4m-rated Shaun Wright-Phillips, with Bolton and Wigan interested.
Green light for Pantilimon as £6m Man City keeper grantedwork permit
Manchester City have been boosted by the news that Romanian keeper Costel Pantilimon has been granted a work permit ahead of the start of the season.
The 24-year-old joins City as back-up to first-choice keeper Joe Hart after joining from FC Timisoara in a £6m deal.
Pantilimon, 24, impressed for FC Timisoara in last season's Europa League play-off against City and Mancini's side moved quickly to sign the stopper after the departure of Shay Given to Aston Villa.
City's new reserve has 13 caps for Romania, is highly-rated across Europe and has previously been linked with Inter Milan and West Brom this summer.
FC Timisoara, who finished second in the Romanian top flight this year, were relegated due to accumulated debts
Balotelli's sister unhappy with attacks on striker
Mario Balotelli's sister is unhappy at the continuos castigation the Italy striker receives in England for his multiple misdemeanors and perceived petulance.
Cristina Balotelli acknowledged her adopted brother, who turns 21 on Friday, is a flawed character who is still developing as a footballer. But she said the constant stream of criticism has been unwarranted since he joined Manchester City last year.
In an interview with The Associated Press, Cristina said people in England are too "ready to attack an Italian footballer, or coach, when they are not brilliant.''
The forward has rarely been out of the headlines, with former Manchester United captain Gary Neville branding some of his conduct an "embarrassment to his club.''
That comment came after Balotelli had squared up to United defender Nemanja Vidic before being substituted in Sunday's Community Shield loss and racing straight down the Wembley Stadium tunnel.
"Mario might have not been brilliant, but putting all the blame on him for the defeat is totally unfair,'' Cristina Balotelli said. "Soccer is teamwork.''
City manager Roberto Mancini also defended him, refuting any suggestion that the Wembley incident was an act of petulance.
"Every time Mario does something people read things into it,'' said Mancini, a fellow Italian.
Patrick Vieira, a City player last season who now has an executive role at the club, says it's time for Balotelli to mature.
"People forget how young he really is,'' the former France midfielder said. "I hope this year he will learn from his mistakes. He is a really talented footballer and I hope he can show everybody how good he is.''
Cristina is angriest at the media for portraying her brother in a negative light. There are numerous stories she claims are untrue - saying he never bought a Harley Davidson motorbike in breach of club rules and a dead fish was not found on his Maserati, which one paper said was apparently a sign the supporters dislike him.
"Supporters love Mario,'' Cristina said. "Every time I go to see a football match in which he plays I find myself randomly in groups of supporters who sing the Balotelli song: 'Oooh Balotelliii ... he's a striker ...'
"I always tell him. I think they like him because he's fun and genuine like them.''
Maybe that's why when police asked him why he had 5,000 pounds ($8,000) in his car he quipped: "Because I'm rich.''
Comments he made to Italian TV that he didn't like living in Manchester brought suggestions he was trying to engineer a move back to Inter Milan after only one season at City.
Cristina said that, like his City teammate Carlos Tevez, Balotelli simply doesn't like living in the northern English city.
"He said he's happy with the coach and the team at Manchester City, but he doesn't like the city of Manchester because he misses Brescia, his home, not Milan,'' Cristina said. "He said, 'I miss my family and friends but I think this experience in England will help me grow as an individual.'
"I don't find anything wrong in what he genuinely said. He doesn't like the city, you cannot expect a foreigner to like Manchester when even the people who live there told me it is provincial and a bit depressing cause it rains a lot. Personally, I also don't like the city.''
Living away from Italy for the first time hasn't helped the homesickness, and establishing real friendships is difficult when playing for one of the world's richest clubs.
"People may think it is easy to be a footballer because you have money and popularity, but it is not easy at all sometimes,'' Cristina said. "They are surrounded by people who treat them like stars and stay with them because they are celebrities, not for what they really are. They see their name and photo on papers all the time. That's why they often miss genuine relationship, like your family or your best friends.''
Italy coach Cesare Prandelli has faith in Balotelli to deliver, saying the best way for him to prove his detractors wrong is on the pitch.
"Mario needs to improve and understand that if he does so his physical power could be devastating,'' Prandelli said.
Asked about English people becoming tired of Balotelli, Prandelli responded: "I'm certainly not - I haven't had him long enough.''
Vieira insists City can take title
Patrick Vieira is convinced Manchester City can win the Premier League title this season.
The Frenchman ended his stellar playing career with City at the end of last season and has now become an official club ambassador. And, while he notes many experts are predicting the champions will once again be from the other side of Manchester, at Old Trafford, Vieira has faith in his own club.
"We can win the title," he said. "We have improved since last year. Winning the FA Cup and finishing third has given us the belief. We believe we can challenge Chelsea, Manchester United and the rest of the teams to lift the championship."
Much may depend on what happens over the next few days. Samir Nasri is edging closer to becoming the latest player to leave Arsenal for the newly-named Etihad Stadium.
However, that deal, likely to cost the Blues around £24million, comes with no guarantees in itself and Nasri will need to produce his form of the first half of last season rather than the second, with French national boss Laurent Blanc noting a reduction in the midfielder's standards this week when Les Bleus could only draw with Chile in Montpellier.
Record £38million forward Sergio Aguero is still to kick a ball in a match for his new club and the future of his fellow Argentina star Carlos Tevez remains unresolved, as does the issue of who will be skipper for Monday's opener against newly-promoted Swansea.
The chances are controversial Italian Mario Balotelli will be involved after yet another turbulent week in the 20-year-old's fledgling career. So poor was he in last weekend's Community Shield, Gary Neville felt compelled to describe Balotelli as "an embarrassment".
Yet Vieira, who worked alongside the former Inter Milan player in both Italy and England, is prepared to give Balotelli time to mature.
"People forget how young Mario really is," said the former Arsenal skipper. "He is a really young boy. He will make mistakes. I made a few in my career.
"Hopefully this year he will learn from them. Mario is a really talented footballer and I hope he can show everybody how good he is."
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OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have given up on their bid to sign Wesley Sneijder from Inter Milan, with the Old Trafford club now tired of a saga that has dragged on since the end of last season. Daily Mail
Chelsea look set to derail Real Madrid's bid to sign Santos's young Brazilian striker Neymar. Inside Futbol
Arsenal have already moved to replace Barcelona target Cesc Fabregas with £12m Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Jadson. Independent
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will reinvest money from selling Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri to buy Valencia forward Juan Mata and at least one centre-back. Bolton's Gary Cahill, Everton's Phil Jagielka, Werder Bremen's Per Mertesacker and Birmingham City's Scott Dann are all on his list.Daily Mirror
Meanwhile, Arsenal have reportedly opened talks with Birmingham over Dann, and hope to conclude transfer discussions quickly in order to register the defender before Saturday's opening game against Newcastle. Metro
Tottenham have stepped up their interest in Blackburn defender Chris Samba and are ready to offer cash plus defender Sebastien Bassong as part of the deal. talkShiT
Spurs will move for Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Willian, if they lose Luka Modric to Chelsea. Daily Mail
Aston Villa have joined the race to sign French striker David Trezeguet. The former Juventus forward is a free agent after leaving Hercules. Daily Mail
Sven-Goran Eriksson's ambitious Championship side Leicester want to buy Tottenham striker Robbie Keane for £3m. Daily Mirror
Stoke City are closing in on Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton and Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner. the Sun
Barton is also wanted by Zenit St Petersburg, with the Russian side ready to make the midfielder - who has been told he can leave Newcastle United on a free transfer, despite having a year remaining on his contract - a lucrative offer. Metro
Wigan manager Roberto Martinez has backed midfielder Tom Cleverley, who impressed in a loan spell at the DW Stadium last season, to make a major impact for Manchester United this term. talkShiT
West Bromwich Albion boss Roy Hodgson has said he would like to manage England when Fabio Capello steps down after Euro 2012, but he would need to have the backing of supporters and the media. the Guardian
Chelsea captain John Terry insists his side are not too old to win the Premier League and Champions League double. the Sun
Barcelona star Lionel Messi surprised photographers on a holiday to Ibiza by sporting a tattoo of his mother's face on his left shoulder. Metro
Owen Hargreaves will be given a Premier League lifeline by West Brom after a three-year injury nightmare which led to him being released by Manchester United in July. Daily Express