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Postby Slim » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:34 am

[youtube]5gDuRHEY6Xs[/youtube]

Can't pass, can't shoot...but...well watch.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby CityGer » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:44 am

I'll bet his team mates love playing with him.

Imagine that on a park in England.........."half him, fucking half him"
we've got love bites and everything
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Wooders » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:46 am

Perfect player for arsenal

Also this 8bit music fad must die
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:48 am

Wooders wrote:Perfect player for arsenal

Also this 8bit music fad must die


ha ha agreed, doesnt get his head up so how can he pass it! amazing skill though.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Avalon » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:14 am

Wooders wrote:Perfect player for arsenal

Also this 8bit music fad must die


As an old school gamer, this is insulting.
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Postby Green & Blue » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:50 am

Anyone feel a two footed tackle wouldn't go astray
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:54 am

Green & Blue wrote:Anyone feel a two footed tackle wouldn't go astray


He would be dead doing that shit on Hough End !
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Postby gaudy » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:02 am

ye have been had,hes actually a 37yr old midget playing against a load of 6yr olds.
his name is greg,you can hire him for stag do's-he's in my profile pic dressed as an ummpa lummpa!
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Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:08 am

What a little shit. Never passes to his mates and when one of his mates offers him high five, he just walks away.
Sometimes we're good and sometimes we're bad but when we're good, at least we're much better than we used to be and when we are bad we're just as bad as we always used to be, so that's got to be good hasn't it?


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Postby CityFanFromRome » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:15 am

If he played like that against me I'd tackle him three seconds into his tricks, lol. But he has amazing skill, that has to be said.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Wooders » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:34 am

Avalon wrote:
Wooders wrote:Perfect player for arsenal

Also this 8bit music fad must die


As an old school gamer, this is insulting.


not sure which way you meant this but my feeling is 8bit music belongs in old school games not as a music medium !
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Postby Fullartj » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:47 am

He reminds me of Aiden McGeady great skill but absolutely no end product
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Avalon » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:16 am

Wooders wrote:
Avalon wrote:
Wooders wrote:Perfect player for arsenal

Also this 8bit music fad must die


As an old school gamer, this is insulting.


not sure which way you meant this but my feeling is 8bit music belongs in old school games not as a music medium !


Bogus, chiptune tunes work great.

[youtube]Y1iqJqNHX_g[/youtube]

Anyway, ontopic; seen the video before. Awesome dribbles, but the inability to pass a ball is cringeworthy.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Rag_hater » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:10 am

I would luv it if we had a player who did that kind of stuff.
Probably why I liked Robbie so much.
What does confuse me a bit is when people say things like he needs a good two footed tackle put into him or he is greedy he can't pass blah blah blah.If it was their son would they want a potential leg braker on them.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:21 am

Rag_hater wrote:I would luv it if we had a player who did that kind of stuff.
Probably why I liked Robbie so much.
What does confuse me a bit is when people say things like he needs a good two footed tackle put into him or he is greedy he can't pass blah blah blah.If it was their son would they want a potential leg braker on them.



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Postby london blue 2 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:25 am

No one actually tries to tackle him, looks like a faked video to me.
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Re: Sign him up

Postby david yearsley » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:44 am

Wenger´s got him in a chest of drawers at home allegedly ;)
Reminds me of reading "Billy´s Boots" in Scorcher!



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Re: Sign him up

Postby halnone » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:21 pm

With proper training he could be a brilliant player in the future.
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Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:57 pm

Fucking huge head. Belongs on Easter Island.
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:29 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:Fucking huge head. Belongs on Easter Island.



Thats what I thought....must weigh at least 50 kilos...the fuckign greedy little egg head.
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