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Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:39 am
by King Kev
"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:55 am
by Avalon
This is literally very literal.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:39 am
by paddyblue
does that mean he is illiterate

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:48 am
by CityGer
Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:53 am
by Hazy2
CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:02 pm
by saulman
Brilliant, that. Made me laugh my arse off.......literally.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:19 pm
by DoomMerchant
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:24 pm
by Scatman
Hazy2 wrote:
CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"


It was literally over before it started

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:08 pm
by Dameerto
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:02 pm
by Tokyo Blue
Hazy2 wrote:
CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

Literally two minutes.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:47 pm
by Alioune DVToure
King Kev wrote:"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”


Top, top post. I can't be doing with the Jamie Redknapps of this world.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:20 pm
by Blue Since 76
if Louise needs any help after jamie's two minutes, I'd literally rip her a new one.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:07 pm
by aaron bond
The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.

If you've ever been on the Sky Sports website and seen any of the Merson columns (I accidently have stumbled across them occasionally), there are people commenting on his posts that he is brilliant, that he is the reason they watch Soccer Saturday etc.

I know we have a nation of Sun readers and Talksport listeners, but it really does make me despair sometimes.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:48 pm
by Wonderwall
aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.


My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:00 pm
by ashton287
King Kev wrote:“He literally turns into a greyhound.”


someone ACTUALLY turns into a greyhound!!!! why havent i seen this on youtube?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:11 pm
by Kladze
Wonderwall wrote:
aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.


My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently


Could be worse. My ex used to fancy Malcolm McDonald - bow legged ex Newcastle center forward.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:09 pm
by Wooders
wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:55 pm
by guv111
It appears he is attempting to be emphatic, but like most people who say "literally" a lot, he doesn't actually know what the word means or how to use it. He also substitutes verbosity for real analysis, as his dread of pausing to think about what he's saying demonstrates.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:58 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Wooders wrote:wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?


I think investigation for Tal Ben-Haim's murder/manslaughter stole all the headlines.

Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:17 am
by Slim
He is literally retarded.