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"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”

This is literally very literal.

does that mean he is illiterate

Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.

CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.

How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

Brilliant, that. Made me laugh my arse off.......literally.

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Hazy2 wrote:

CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.

How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

It was literally over before it started

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Hazy2 wrote:

CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.

How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

Literally two minutes.

King Kev wrote:"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”

Top, top post. I can't be doing with the Jamie Redknapps of this world.

if Louise needs any help after jamie's two minutes, I'd literally rip her a new one.

The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.

If you've ever been on the Sky Sports website and seen any of the Merson columns (I accidently have stumbled across them occasionally), there are people commenting on his posts that he is brilliant, that he is the reason they watch Soccer Saturday etc.

I know we have a nation of Sun readers and Talksport listeners, but it really does make me despair sometimes.

aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.

My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently

King Kev wrote:“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

someone ACTUALLY turns into a greyhound!!!! why havent i seen this on youtube?

Wonderwall wrote:

aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.

My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently

Could be worse. My ex used to fancy Malcolm McDonald - bow legged ex Newcastle center forward.

wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?

It appears he is attempting to be emphatic, but like most people who say "literally" a lot, he doesn't actually know what the word means or how to use it. He also substitutes verbosity for real analysis, as his dread of pausing to think about what he's saying demonstrates.

Wooders wrote:wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?

I think investigation for Tal Ben-Haim's murder/manslaughter stole all the headlines.

He is literally retarded.