Monday's B*ll*x

Missing Manchester, Carlos? Tevez soaks up sun on Argentine golf course
Pictures of Carlos Tevez in Argentina show that he seems to be coping just fine with the disgrace of his suspension from Manchester City.
Carlos Tevez looks happier than ever as he strolls with his wife on a golf course in Argentina
As his teammates endured the plummeting temperatures in Manchester, the controversial striker was off enjoying the sun on a golf course in Argentina.
The Argentine seemed not to have a care in the world as he strolled in the sun with his wife Vanessa (and a cuddly golf club headcover) in the plush resort of Mar del Plata in Buenos Aires.
Tevez is currently serving a two-week suspension pending a club investigation into allegations he refused City manager Roberto Mancini’s instructions to play during a recent Champions League defeat at Bayern Munich.
The Argentine has scored 53 goals during his two years at the Etihad Stadium, but his apparent refusal to take to the field in Munich has incensed the club and its fans.
Speaking after the match, Mancini said the former Manchester United and West Ham striker would never play for the side again.
City are apparently looking to offload Tevez in January and may be willing to sell him for a fraction of what he is worth.
Real Madrid to offer Tevez an escape from City nightmare
Real Madrid are ready to offer Carlos Tevez an escape from his Manchester City nightmare.
The Spanish club are understood to want Tevez, whose City career is effectively over following his alleged refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the Champions League last month.
City will this week announce what action they intend to take against him following an internal investigation into the striker’s Munich mutiny.
Tevez, whose two-week suspension ends on Thursday and who is back home in Buenos Aires, is wanted by Real boss Jose Mourinho. But a potential January deal could be scuppered by the size of the fee and the former City skipper’s wage demands.
City want at least £35million for Tevez, but the striker will have to overcome the stumbling block of Real being unwilling to meet his wage demands of £250,000-a-week. Cristiano Ronaldo is Real’s top earner on £200,000-a-week. MIRROR
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Real Madrid can have Tevez, but Manchester City want Di Maria
Following recent reports suggesting that Spanish giants Real Madrid are preparing a player plus cash offer for Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez, it is now believed that City would prefer to take winger Angel Di Maria rather than Sami Khedira.
Carlos Tevez’s career at Eastlands is deemed to be over following the shocking scenes that occurred in their defeat against Bayern Munich, in which the Argentine refused to warm-up when requested to by boss Roberto Mancini. This has resulted in Mancini claiming that the 27-year-old is now “finished” at City, alerting many of Europe’s elite clubs.
Despite their high number of attacking midfield players, Manchester City believe that Tevez’s fellow countryman Di Maria would be a more suitable player to boost Madrid’s transfer bid for last season’s joint Premier League top goal scorer. Di Maria moved to the Bernabeu in July 2010 for a fee around €25 million and has since then been a regular in Jose Mourinho’s side, making over 50 appearances in that time.
However, similarly to City, Madrid also do not lack in attacking midfield players, with stars like Cristiano Ronaldo, Mesut Ozil and Kaka on their books, which could allow them to let the 23-year-old leave the club in order to bring in one of the most well-known strikers.
It looked likely that Tevez would leave the Etihad stadium this summer following his transfer request and desire to move out of England for family reasons. Although since then the striker had said that his family were now settled in England and he was happy to stay in Manchester. But his latest antics have outraged both Mancini and City fans, whom both have made no secret about their wishes for him to leave the club, despite him scoring 43 league goals over the past two campaigns.
Manchester City are thought to value Tevez at £40million and would favour Madrid to include Di Maria in the deal instead of Sami Khedira if a player was to be included in the bid. Footybunker
[spoiler]Elena Santarelli. The Italian glamour model has dated several ballers, including Christian Vieri and Bernado Corradi.
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Pictures of Carlos Tevez in Argentina show that he seems to be coping just fine with the disgrace of his suspension from Manchester City.

Carlos Tevez looks happier than ever as he strolls with his wife on a golf course in Argentina
As his teammates endured the plummeting temperatures in Manchester, the controversial striker was off enjoying the sun on a golf course in Argentina.
The Argentine seemed not to have a care in the world as he strolled in the sun with his wife Vanessa (and a cuddly golf club headcover) in the plush resort of Mar del Plata in Buenos Aires.
Tevez is currently serving a two-week suspension pending a club investigation into allegations he refused City manager Roberto Mancini’s instructions to play during a recent Champions League defeat at Bayern Munich.
The Argentine has scored 53 goals during his two years at the Etihad Stadium, but his apparent refusal to take to the field in Munich has incensed the club and its fans.
Speaking after the match, Mancini said the former Manchester United and West Ham striker would never play for the side again.
City are apparently looking to offload Tevez in January and may be willing to sell him for a fraction of what he is worth.
Real Madrid to offer Tevez an escape from City nightmare
Real Madrid are ready to offer Carlos Tevez an escape from his Manchester City nightmare.
The Spanish club are understood to want Tevez, whose City career is effectively over following his alleged refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the Champions League last month.
City will this week announce what action they intend to take against him following an internal investigation into the striker’s Munich mutiny.
Tevez, whose two-week suspension ends on Thursday and who is back home in Buenos Aires, is wanted by Real boss Jose Mourinho. But a potential January deal could be scuppered by the size of the fee and the former City skipper’s wage demands.
City want at least £35million for Tevez, but the striker will have to overcome the stumbling block of Real being unwilling to meet his wage demands of £250,000-a-week. Cristiano Ronaldo is Real’s top earner on £200,000-a-week. MIRROR
or
Real Madrid can have Tevez, but Manchester City want Di Maria
Following recent reports suggesting that Spanish giants Real Madrid are preparing a player plus cash offer for Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez, it is now believed that City would prefer to take winger Angel Di Maria rather than Sami Khedira.
Carlos Tevez’s career at Eastlands is deemed to be over following the shocking scenes that occurred in their defeat against Bayern Munich, in which the Argentine refused to warm-up when requested to by boss Roberto Mancini. This has resulted in Mancini claiming that the 27-year-old is now “finished” at City, alerting many of Europe’s elite clubs.
Despite their high number of attacking midfield players, Manchester City believe that Tevez’s fellow countryman Di Maria would be a more suitable player to boost Madrid’s transfer bid for last season’s joint Premier League top goal scorer. Di Maria moved to the Bernabeu in July 2010 for a fee around €25 million and has since then been a regular in Jose Mourinho’s side, making over 50 appearances in that time.
However, similarly to City, Madrid also do not lack in attacking midfield players, with stars like Cristiano Ronaldo, Mesut Ozil and Kaka on their books, which could allow them to let the 23-year-old leave the club in order to bring in one of the most well-known strikers.
It looked likely that Tevez would leave the Etihad stadium this summer following his transfer request and desire to move out of England for family reasons. Although since then the striker had said that his family were now settled in England and he was happy to stay in Manchester. But his latest antics have outraged both Mancini and City fans, whom both have made no secret about their wishes for him to leave the club, despite him scoring 43 league goals over the past two campaigns.
Manchester City are thought to value Tevez at £40million and would favour Madrid to include Di Maria in the deal instead of Sami Khedira if a player was to be included in the bid. Footybunker
[spoiler]Elena Santarelli. The Italian glamour model has dated several ballers, including Christian Vieri and Bernado Corradi.

OTHER BOLLOX
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is set to recruit another Spanish prospect, Jose Rodriguez, after setting up a deal with his club Real Madrid. Daily Mirror
Chelsea are leading Manchester City and Arsenal in the hunt for Real Madrid's 15-year-old striker Jose Angel Pozo. Daily Mail
Bayern Munich want Chelsea striker Didier Drogba on a free transfer. Caughtoffside
Tottenham are going up against Newcastle in a bid to sign Blackburn's versatile forward Junior Hoilett. Metro
Sky have announced that from next season Manchester United will be the only English side to be shown on its Sky Sports channel. Liverpool will now be shown on the History channel, Chelsea on Russia Today and Manchester City will be on the Shopping Channel. Arsenal fans will need to ensure that they can get Cartoon Network.
Manchester United are facing competition from AC Milan in the race for promising Santos midfielder Paulo Henrique Ganso. Metro
Chelsea are tracking 17-year-old Chilean defender Igor Lichnovsky, who has been impressing scouts with his performances for Universidad de Chile. Footylatest
Liverpool want even more central midfielders and are ready to sign Borussia Dortmund's Shinji Kagawa and Toulouse's Moussa Sissoko. Footybunker
And Bologna's Uruguayan midfielder Gaston Ramirez is also a target for the Anfield club. Inside Futbol
Chelsea are ready to enter the chase for Lazio's highly rated Romanian defender Stefan Radu. Inside Futbol
Tottenham are plotting a move to lure Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand to White Hart Lane. Caughtoffside
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has turned down Stuart Pearce's request to recall Danny Welbeck to the England Under-21 side for Monday night's European Championship qualifier in Norway. Daiy Mail
Blackburn Rovers co-owner Balaji Rao is paying the expenses of three fans who made the trip to see their team in Pune, India. Daily Mirror
Portsmouth boss Steve Cotterill is a surprise target for the Bristol City job. Daily Mirror
A football fan has made a 1,800km round trip from Italy to watch Ebbsfleet United. Metro