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Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:41 am
by Ted Hughes
Missed his name but he says he's going to the Inland Revenue with proof that 3 'well known' Premier League managers have taken bungs. Without getting the site into trouble & mentioning names, I recon we can mentally guess who they could be alough the obvious one may be in the wrong area of the country for this bloke's dealings.

Peter Harrison is the agent's name.

Just guessing that one of the managers will be large & northern.

This could be fun.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:42 am
by Alioune DVToure
Ted Hughes wrote:Missed his name but he says he's going to the Inland Revenue with proof that 3 'well known' Premier League managers have taken bungs. Without getting the site into trouble & mentioning names, I recon we can mentally guess who they could be alough the obvious one may be in the wrong area of the country for this bloke's dealings.

Peter Harrison is the agent's name.

Just guessing that one of the managers will be large & northern.

This could be fun.


Large, northern and not a Premier League manager?

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:43 am
by Ted Hughes
Alioune DVToure wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Missed his name but he says he's going to the Inland Revenue with proof that 3 'well known' Premier League managers have taken bungs. Without getting the site into trouble & mentioning names, I recon we can mentally guess who they could be alough the obvious one may be in the wrong area of the country for this bloke's dealings.

Peter Harrison is the agent's name.

Just guessing that one of the managers will be large & northern.

This could be fun.


Large, northern and not a Premier League manager?


Possibly, you never know.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:46 am
by Ted Hughes
He says he has proof & witnesses who will go on camera to support him.

Managers are described as 'high profile Premier League' but that doesn't neccessarily mean they are all PL right now.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:55 am
by Ted Hughes
He's now got rid of the 'Prem Lg' bit, which fits my theory.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:09 pm
by Alioune DVToure
Ted Hughes wrote:He's now got rid of the 'Prem Lg' bit, which fits my theory.


Did he add "fuck-off noggin and stupid call-centre earpiece"?

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:12 pm
by Ted Hughes
Alioune DVToure wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:He's now got rid of the 'Prem Lg' bit, which fits my theory.


Did he add "fuck-off noggin and stupid call-centre earpiece"?


I may have missed it.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:14 pm
by Ezz
Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:18 pm
by freshie
Alioune DVToure wrote:
Large, northern and not a Premier League manager?


I thought he was from the midlands? Does he have a famous (and hilarious) spoof twitter account?

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:19 pm
by Duckman
Ted Hughes wrote:Missed his name but he says he's going to the Inland Revenue with proof that 3 'well known' Premier League managers have taken bungs. Without getting the site into trouble & mentioning names, I recon we can mentally guess who they could be alough the obvious one may be in the wrong area of the country for this bloke's dealings.

Peter Harrison is the agent's name.

Just guessing that one of the managers will be large & northern.

This could be fun.


what does "taking bungs" mean?

oh, i see now.
An unauthorised and undisclosed payment to a club manager - or any other decision maker within a club, for example to a scout or club official - to "grease" a deal. In other words, a secret financial incentive to make a transfer happen.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:33 pm
by ashton287
Why would the site get in trouble for discussing a rumour?

Name the fuckers.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:41 pm
by Chinners
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:45 pm
by Ted Hughes
ashton287 wrote:Why would the site get in trouble for discussing a rumour?

Name the fuckers.


No need for us to. He hasn't. Yet. So unless we want to randomly accuse people without knowing for sure, why should we name anybody ?

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:46 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally



Go on then.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:47 pm
by Chinners
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally



Go on then.


Ha ha, right I will! ... I take you'll agree to be one of them fella? ... 19 to go

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:54 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally



Go on then.


Ha ha, right I will! ... I take you'll agree to be one of them fella? ... 19 to go


One of what ?

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:55 pm
by Ezz
Chinners wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally



Go on then.


Ha ha, right I will! ... I take you'll agree to be one of them fella? ... 19 to go


I'll do it.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:05 pm
by Chinners
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:
Ezz wrote:Why would Darren Bent's agent be coming out with this? :)


Exactly ... he's obviously be short changed on a couple of deals by these people.

I can get at least 20 people to go on camera to say "Take That are all gay" ... doesn't mean they are thou. I reckon this agent is talking bollox personally



Go on then.


Ha ha, right I will! ... I take you'll agree to be one of them fella? ... 19 to go


One of what ?


One of the 20 people of course!

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:06 pm
by Mase
I reckon it's Droopy D, Fat lad and it wouldn't surprise me if a certain sheep shagger was the other one.

Re: Bent agent on talksh***

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:09 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:
One of the 20 people of course!


Oh right. For a minute I thought you were offering me a job as a gay member of Take That.

I'd steeled mysef to grin and bear it for the thought of all the money i'd be making.