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Facebook Status

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:55 pm
by TheGOAT
...what is yours?

Mine is

23/10/2011......HISTORY......

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:56 pm
by twosips
MANCHESTER UNITED 1 - MANCHESTER CITY 6

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:01 pm
by SORTED
What's the difference between a taxi and Manyooo?

[spoiler]A taxi will only let 5 in![/spoiler]

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:18 pm
by Givbizz90
MANCINI WOOOOAAHHH MANCINI WOOOOAAAHHH HE COMES FROM ITALY TO FUCK UP UNITED MANCINI WOAAAH MANCINI WOOOAAAHH.

1 word - raped.

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:29 pm
by Beeks
This is how it feels to be Nited
This is why we're singing your song
This is how it feels when your team gets battered 6-1

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:58 pm
by spiv
23/10/2011
The balance of power has shifted....

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:04 am
by dazby
Beeks wrote:This is how it feels to be Nited
This is why we're singing your song
This is how it feels when your team gets battered 6-1


Love it.

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:32 am
by charvet_wonderland
Never signed up to Facebook. This is the first time I've regretted that. Wife's on it - all the "never a sending off"'s being read out to me were music to my ears. She's not happy about the 10% permanently lost off the sky box though

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:36 am
by charvet_wonderland
Actually just discovered its 23%. The "lord of the realm"'s interview came in the second super Sunday program. Ah well.

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:01 am
by Feed The Goat
No1sey Nei6hbours

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:05 am
by bobby brows
24 hours later I bet Luke skywalker was still buzzing when he blew up the death star

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:52 am
by Blue Toy
Only just spotted this thread.

Mine read: 5 points clear. Admittedly we still haven't played anyone yet.

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:06 am
by Mase
Mine was:

Mark Hughes: "Mancini is holding City back."

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:06 am
by Mike J
simply 'fucking have that utd, suck my balls'

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:23 am
by BobbyDazzler
Eamonn Holmes, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Russell Watson, We have beaten them all. Angus Deayton can you here me? Your boys took one hell of a beating....

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:35 am
by Invisible Man Fan
mine said

"The City's not yours, The City's not youuuurrrss. 30,000 empty seats, The City's not yours!! 6-1 baby!!!!!!"

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am
by Kladze
I have a facebook account but rarely use it.

My msn messenger comment though is;

The noisy neighbours have parked their tanks on the fields of Trafford.

It has the desired effect :-)

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am
by Mark Garrett
I did two statuses.

The first one, 15 mins after full-time read:

'Never felt more like singing the blues, City win, United lose, oooohhhh Cittttttttyyyyy you got me singing the blues. 6-1 The Old Trafford massacre. Blue Moon! Mancini - bloody brilliant.'

The second one at 8pm Sunday read:
'Roy Keane, Clayton Blackmore, Danny Wallace, Peter Davenport, Jonathan Greening, William Prunier, Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson can you hear me, your boys took one hell of a beating'

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:17 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
Mine says...

Don't you just wish we'd won the Community shield instead of those other meaningless fixtures?

Re: Facebook Status

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:24 am
by Mase
Just added:

"Bet the rags are happy with their draw in their biggest game of the season and massive derby...............against Liverpool."