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Read this in MCIVTA, good to see the rags taking it so well.....apologies if posted elsewhere

Following the thrashing on Sunday, my wife and I went out for a meal and while eating I listened to three United fans discussing the match, the problems united had etc. Eventually they turned their attention to City. After several bits of the usual rubbish, one of the guys started the following exchange:

Guy 1 Not surprising the English game is turning s**t, at least we play English players perhaps we should buy all foreign players
Guy 2 They do have Joe Hart
Guy 1 Oh big deal, ok so they got one
Guy 2 And Richards
Guy 1 Oh yeh! did forget about him
Guy 2 Actually it's three coz they had Milner didn't they
Guy 1 For **** sake, ok they had three big deal, you know what I mean
Guy 3 (laughing) Don't forget Lescott he's English
Guy 2 (now also laughing) Oh good one
Guy 1 Why don't you **** off and eat yourself. I don't give a **** how many ****ing English they play
Guy 2 (now beside himself) Oh come on you started it! No need to have a fit, you have to admit 4 out of 11 is good by today’s standard
Guy 1 (now having a seizure) You can go **** yourself too. (plus other comments too many to remember)

At this point there was a lull of about 30 seconds while they went back to eating
Guy 3 (with grin on his face) What about Barry

At this point Guy 2 almost collapsed laughing as Guy 1 (going into convulsions) I don't give a flying ****, shut your ****ing mouth I've had enough, your really p****ng me off etc etc

All went quiet for 5 minutes or so, until:

Guy 2 So that's 5 they've got
Cue Guy 1 leaving the table

Guess he was upset !!!

Imagine if they had remembered Adam Johnson... guy might have died on the spot.

this will sound funny but the trouble thought David Silva was English. I nearly spat my tea, etc.

I simply let her know "He couldn't be English. Don't you see how good he is?"

cheers

Dronny wrote:Read this in MCIVTA, good to see the rags taking it so well.....apologies if posted elsewhere

Following the thrashing on Sunday, my wife and I went out for a meal and while eating I listened to three United fans discussing the match, the problems united had etc. Eventually they turned their attention to City. After several bits of the usual rubbish, one of the guys started the following exchange:

Guy 1 Not surprising the English game is turning s**t, at least we play English players perhaps we should buy all foreign players
Guy 2 They do have Joe Hart
Guy 1 Oh big deal, ok so they got one
Guy 2 And Richards
Guy 1 Oh yeh! did forget about him
Guy 2 Actually it's three coz they had Milner didn't they
Guy 1 For **** sake, ok they had three big deal, you know what I mean
Guy 3 (laughing) Don't forget Lescott he's English
Guy 2 (now also laughing) Oh good one
Guy 1 Why don't you **** off and eat yourself. I don't give a **** how many ****ing English they play
Guy 2 (now beside himself) Oh come on you started it! No need to have a fit, you have to admit 4 out of 11 is good by today’s standard
Guy 1 (now having a seizure) You can go **** yourself too. (plus other comments too many to remember)

At this point there was a lull of about 30 seconds while they went back to eating
Guy 3 (with grin on his face) What about Barry

At this point Guy 2 almost collapsed laughing as Guy 1 (going into convulsions) I don't give a flying ****, shut your ****ing mouth I've had enough, your really p****ng me off etc etc

All went quiet for 5 minutes or so, until:

Guy 2 So that's 5 they've got
Cue Guy 1 leaving the table

Guess he was upset !!!

brilliant post mate.

Duckman wrote:

Dronny wrote:Read this in MCIVTA, good to see the rags taking it so well.....apologies if posted elsewhere

Following the thrashing on Sunday, my wife and I went out for a meal and while eating I listened to three United fans discussing the match, the problems united had etc. Eventually they turned their attention to City. After several bits of the usual rubbish, one of the guys started the following exchange:

Guy 1 Not surprising the English game is turning s**t, at least we play English players perhaps we should buy all foreign players
Guy 2 They do have Joe Hart
Guy 1 Oh big deal, ok so they got one
Guy 2 And Richards
Guy 1 Oh yeh! did forget about him
Guy 2 Actually it's three coz they had Milner didn't they
Guy 1 For **** sake, ok they had three big deal, you know what I mean
Guy 3 (laughing) Don't forget Lescott he's English
Guy 2 (now also laughing) Oh good one
Guy 1 Why don't you **** off and eat yourself. I don't give a **** how many ****ing English they play
Guy 2 (now beside himself) Oh come on you started it! No need to have a fit, you have to admit 4 out of 11 is good by today’s standard
Guy 1 (now having a seizure) You can go **** yourself too. (plus other comments too many to remember)

At this point there was a lull of about 30 seconds while they went back to eating
Guy 3 (with grin on his face) What about Barry

At this point Guy 2 almost collapsed laughing as Guy 1 (going into convulsions) I don't give a flying ****, shut your ****ing mouth I've had enough, your really p****ng me off etc etc

All went quiet for 5 minutes or so, until:

Guy 2 So that's 5 they've got
Cue Guy 1 leaving the table

Guess he was upset !!!

brilliant post mate.

Quality and duly e-mailed round work

i had some bell end stood behind me at school today when i was picking the kids up going on about united and how great they were last night and his lad managed to get 2 tickets , this coversation between the 2 cocks eventually got on to "shitty" has he kept refering to us (he was about 45-50 years old) and that the 6-1 means nothing and he wasnt arsed as "nited" dont have to prove themselves to anyone they always have been and always will be the best. it took shitty 36 years to win anything and that was only the fa cup and that means fuck all.
i really wanted to take the bait but i would have ended twatting the cunt one and as we were in a school playground i though i had better not .

Actually laughing at the thought of it! Brilliant post.

hahahaaa, that is superb. Would love to of been sat next to that prick to hear this... then again, food, rag, foo, barf

Dronny wrote:Read this in MCIVTA, good to see the rags taking it so well.....apologies if posted elsewhere

Following the thrashing on Sunday, my wife and I went out for a meal and while eating I listened to three United fans discussing the match, the problems united had etc. Eventually they turned their attention to City. After several bits of the usual rubbish, one of the guys started the following exchange:

Guy 1 Not surprising the English game is turning s**t, at least we play English players perhaps we should buy all foreign players
Guy 2 They do have Joe Hart
Guy 1 Oh big deal, ok so they got one
Guy 2 And Richards
Guy 1 Oh yeh! did forget about him
Guy 2 Actually it's three coz they had Milner didn't they
Guy 1 For **** sake, ok they had three big deal, you know what I mean
Guy 3 (laughing) Don't forget Lescott he's English
Guy 2 (now also laughing) Oh good one
Guy 1 Why don't you **** off and eat yourself. I don't give a **** how many ****ing English they play
Guy 2 (now beside himself) Oh come on you started it! No need to have a fit, you have to admit 4 out of 11 is good by today’s standard
Guy 1 (now having a seizure) You can go **** yourself too. (plus other comments too many to remember)

At this point there was a lull of about 30 seconds while they went back to eating
Guy 3 (with grin on his face) What about Barry

At this point Guy 2 almost collapsed laughing as Guy 1 (going into convulsions) I don't give a flying ****, shut your ****ing mouth I've had enough, your really p****ng me off etc etc

All went quiet for 5 minutes or so, until:

Guy 2 So that's 5 they've got
Cue Guy 1 leaving the table

Guess he was upset !!!

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9secondlegend wrote:i had some bell end stood behind me at school today when i was picking the kids up going on about united and how great they were last night and his lad managed to get 2 tickets , this coversation between the 2 cocks eventually got on to "shitty" has he kept refering to us (he was about 45-50 years old) and that the 6-1 means nothing and he wasnt arsed as "nited" dont have to prove themselves to anyone they always have been and always will be the best. it took shitty 36 years to win anything and that was only the fa cup and that means fuck all.
i really wanted to take the bait but i would have ended twatting the cunt one and as we were in a school playground i though i had better not .

Fanny.

It's been like that on facebook and in all my local pubs. 2/3 of them put their hands up and admitted we slaughtered them, the other 1/3 have made themselves look foolish with their excuses and their increasingly jaded soundbites.

Great story from the opening post.

On a separate note, can someone tell me the exact lyrics of the chant 'it should have been 10'? Heard bits of it last night, but wasn't sure entirely about the words.

Last Saturday - sang who put the ball in United's net, half the fuckin team did

Mark Garrett wrote:Great story from the opening post.

On a separate note, can someone tell me the exact lyrics of the chant 'it should have been 10'? Heard bits of it last night, but wasn't sure entirely about the words.

Last Saturday - sang who put the ball in United's net, half the fuckin team did

Dunno but I recon the fact that 'we scored 3 goals in Fergie time' is worth a mention next time we play the cunts.