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So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:45 am
by john@staustell
Ref the stadium announcement at half time. Was it that big fat bloke from Newcastle? Did he also pop upstairs and drink all the Strongbow from the bar behind 216? We got in there at about 2, with about 6 people on the concourse, and the bar had 'run out of Strongbow'. Wish I'd waited until today to fill in that survey I got last week.

So just when we are all congratulating ourselves that the club has got everything right, except the ticket office of course, how can you have no chips? (Not that I wanted any, I'm OK with a hot dog!)

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:28 am
by sweenyuk
There was a security scare before the game where they were close to evacuating so my guess is it was linked to gas supply

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:39 am
by Buffalo Soldier
Sky Sports News understands there will be an internal investigation due to claims that the chips refused to warm up.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:04 am
by Chinners
Buffalo Soldier wrote:Sky Sports News understands there will be an internal investigation due to claims that the chips refused to warm up.


Ha ha, quality work

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:30 am
by dazby
What does a dinosaur put on it's chips?

Tomato saurus.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:36 am
by craigmcfc
Buffalo Soldier wrote:Sky Sports News understands there will be an internal investigation due to claims that the chips refused to warm up.


Haha excellent

dazby wrote:What does a dinosaur put on it's chips?

Tomato saurus.


Oh dear

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:35 am
by frozen_pea
Buffalo Soldier wrote:Sky Sports News understands there will be an internal investigation due to claims that the chips refused to warm up.



... and that's just been text to everyone I know who was at the game yesterday.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:27 pm
by Dameerto
Not only did the chips refuse to warm up, they made it worse by leaving the country to head back to Ireland without permission - you could say "Out of the frying pan, into the fire"

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:17 pm
by 9secondlegend
john@staustell wrote:Ref the stadium announcement at half time. Was it that big fat bloke from Newcastle? Did he also pop upstairs and drink all the Strongbow from the bar behind 216? We got in there at about 2, with about 6 people on the concourse, and the bar had 'run out of Strongbow'. Wish I'd waited until today to fill in that survey I got last week.

So just when we are all congratulating ourselves that the club has got everything right, except the ticket office of course, how can you have no chips? (Not that I wanted any, I'm OK with a hot dog!)

taken off blue moon:

IAteAllOfYourChips! wrote:
Alreeet!

You might not believe me....but i have many man city friends and they told me about this post so i came on to have a look....the lad you were calling a fat cunt and the rest of it was infact ME! I've been called worse to be honest but im sure if it was one of you getting called a fat cunt and stuff you would react hahaha! it was a cracking away day to say the least but for your information i didnt have any chips lmao! I like Man city to be honest! and when we go to United next weekend i'll be doing exactly the same, might get my tits out or something for the frisk! but Newcastle fans actually like city! when we played manunited at the end of last season we done the poznan thing or w.e and sang about YaYa Toure, i know shit happened at the front with a chair being ripped out but tbh in my opinion they were part time fans who dont represent what loyal fans we have! i love a bit of banter on away days and thats probably the best ive seen at an away game so its all good! apart from the fact i might be banned for the next 2 away games put a downer on it but id like to thankyou for contributing to another brilliant Newcastle United away day!

If you dont believe its me....you can search my facebook hahaha! Andy Phillips im called anyway -.-! no hard feelings eyy ;)?

Good luck for the rest of the season! I'll try and put some manunited players off with my massive head i have next saturday!

Much love!

Andy!




fair play to the lad!

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:15 am
by john@staustell
9secondlegend wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Ref the stadium announcement at half time. Was it that big fat bloke from Newcastle? Did he also pop upstairs and drink all the Strongbow from the bar behind 216? We got in there at about 2, with about 6 people on the concourse, and the bar had 'run out of Strongbow'. Wish I'd waited until today to fill in that survey I got last week.

So just when we are all congratulating ourselves that the club has got everything right, except the ticket office of course, how can you have no chips? (Not that I wanted any, I'm OK with a hot dog!)

taken off blue moon:

IAteAllOfYourChips! wrote:
Alreeet!

You might not believe me....but i have many man city friends and they told me about this post so i came on to have a look....the lad you were calling a fat cunt and the rest of it was infact ME! I've been called worse to be honest but im sure if it was one of you getting called a fat cunt and stuff you would react hahaha! it was a cracking away day to say the least but for your information i didnt have any chips lmao! I like Man city to be honest! and when we go to United next weekend i'll be doing exactly the same, might get my tits out or something for the frisk! but Newcastle fans actually like city! when we played manunited at the end of last season we done the poznan thing or w.e and sang about YaYa Toure, i know shit happened at the front with a chair being ripped out but tbh in my opinion they were part time fans who dont represent what loyal fans we have! i love a bit of banter on away days and thats probably the best ive seen at an away game so its all good! apart from the fact i might be banned for the next 2 away games put a downer on it but id like to thankyou for contributing to another brilliant Newcastle United away day!

If you dont believe its me....you can search my facebook hahaha! Andy Phillips im called anyway -.-! no hard feelings eyy ;)?

Good luck for the rest of the season! I'll try and put some manunited players off with my massive head i have next saturday!

Much love!

Andy!




fair play to the lad!


Him?:

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Or him?:

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There's a fair old choice on the net (inc Mike Ashley), and as was sat above him, I didn't see! Only on MoTD.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:09 am
by Dronny
9secondlegend wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Ref the stadium announcement at half time. Was it that big fat bloke from Newcastle? Did he also pop upstairs and drink all the Strongbow from the bar behind 216? We got in there at about 2, with about 6 people on the concourse, and the bar had 'run out of Strongbow'. Wish I'd waited until today to fill in that survey I got last week.

So just when we are all congratulating ourselves that the club has got everything right, except the ticket office of course, how can you have no chips? (Not that I wanted any, I'm OK with a hot dog!)

taken off blue moon:

IAteAllOfYourChips! wrote:
Alreeet!

You might not believe me....but i have many man city friends and they told me about this post so i came on to have a look....the lad you were calling a fat cunt and the rest of it was infact ME! I've been called worse to be honest but im sure if it was one of you getting called a fat cunt and stuff you would react hahaha! it was a cracking away day to say the least but for your information i didnt have any chips lmao! I like Man city to be honest! and when we go to United next weekend i'll be doing exactly the same, might get my tits out or something for the frisk! but Newcastle fans actually like city! when we played manunited at the end of last season we done the poznan thing or w.e and sang about YaYa Toure, i know shit happened at the front with a chair being ripped out but tbh in my opinion they were part time fans who dont represent what loyal fans we have! i love a bit of banter on away days and thats probably the best ive seen at an away game so its all good! apart from the fact i might be banned for the next 2 away games put a downer on it but id like to thankyou for contributing to another brilliant Newcastle United away day!

If you dont believe its me....you can search my facebook hahaha! Andy Phillips im called anyway -.-! no hard feelings eyy ;)?

Good luck for the rest of the season! I'll try and put some manunited players off with my massive head i have next saturday!

Much love!

Andy!




fair play to the lad!


I don't believe the above, it didn't sound Geordie enough when I read it

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:07 am
by Chinners
Ha ha, thats total fair play to the fella (if true)

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... proper supporter

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:15 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
9secondlegend wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Ref the stadium announcement at half time. Was it that big fat bloke from Newcastle? Did he also pop upstairs and drink all the Strongbow from the bar behind 216? We got in there at about 2, with about 6 people on the concourse, and the bar had 'run out of Strongbow'. Wish I'd waited until today to fill in that survey I got last week.

So just when we are all congratulating ourselves that the club has got everything right, except the ticket office of course, how can you have no chips? (Not that I wanted any, I'm OK with a hot dog!)

taken off blue moon:

IAteAllOfYourChips! wrote:
Alreeet!

You might not believe me....but i have many man city friends and they told me about this post so i came on to have a look....the lad you were calling a fat cunt and the rest of it was infact ME! I've been called worse to be honest but im sure if it was one of you getting called a fat cunt and stuff you would react hahaha! it was a cracking away day to say the least but for your information i didnt have any chips lmao! I like Man city to be honest! and when we go to United next weekend i'll be doing exactly the same, might get my tits out or something for the frisk! but Newcastle fans actually like city! when we played manunited at the end of last season we done the poznan thing or w.e and sang about YaYa Toure, i know shit happened at the front with a chair being ripped out but tbh in my opinion they were part time fans who dont represent what loyal fans we have! i love a bit of banter on away days and thats probably the best ive seen at an away game so its all good! apart from the fact i might be banned for the next 2 away games put a downer on it but id like to thankyou for contributing to another brilliant Newcastle United away day!

If you dont believe its me....you can search my facebook hahaha! Andy Phillips im called anyway -.-! no hard feelings eyy ;)?

Good luck for the rest of the season! I'll try and put some manunited players off with my massive head i have next saturday!

Much love!

Andy!




fair play to the lad!


Brilliant!

Well played!

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:47 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:Ha ha, thats total fair play to the fella (if true)

Image
... proper supporter


Is it not a ginger fatty ?


Fair play to him anyway. Quality.

I bet he'll get a big cheer next season.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:00 pm
by Chinners
Ginger Fatist

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:03 pm
by Ted Hughes
Chinners wrote:Ginger Fatist



Guilty as charged.

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:10 pm
by Chinners
Ha ha

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:36 pm
by stevefromdonny
no wonder we didnt have any chips left, if all the newcastle fans are fat like him

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:41 pm
by Surrey Sky Blue

Re: So who ate all the chips?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:59 pm
by DoomMerchant
the alleged Geordie fatfuck has an odd posting style not unlike our own Vhero...hmmmmmm (rubs chin pensively...)

cheers