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Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:34 amby Invisible Man Fan
Once again Balo has been erm....being himself
He rocked up to the Apollo last night with his 'boys' ready to watch J Cole.....unfortunately for our Super Mario, he had confused the Apollo with the Academy and ended up trying to get in the stage door of Milton Jones' Lion Whisperer.
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:57 amby Terry Cookes nose
ok
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:48 pmby sandman
Did he make the striped jumper and a mask joke when you tried to charge him near on four quid for a can of Tuborg Gaz?
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:34 pmby Invisible Man Fan
£4.10 last I heard mate....I don't work there anymore do I...got sacked over the 'Katy Perrys Tits' incident
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:38 pmby Chinners
'Katy Perrys Tits' incident
Go on ... I'm intriged!
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:42 pmby Slim
They are lovely as well, my desktop agrees.
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:43 pmby Invisible Man Fan
something of nothing really....
Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....
oh well
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:47 pmby Slim
Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....
Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....
oh well
Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?
Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:28 pmby Invisible Man Fan
I'm not sure if she ever got wind of it herself...shame really
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:35 pmby Chinners
Slim wrote:Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....
Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....
oh well
Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?
Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.
Nah, she's never done that has she???
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:49 pmby Mase
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064190/Mario-Balotelli-clutch-girlfriend-Raffaella-Fico-claims-pursued-glamour-girl.htmlMario Balotelli played the family man last night, despite recent claims he has been pursuing glamour model Holly Henderson.
The Manchester City forward was on babysitting duties as he stepped out with girlfriend Raffaella Fico and a young relative last night
While the 21-year-old covered up in the chilly temperatures, Fico had her slender pins on display, braving the cold minus her tights.
Earlier this month, Balotelli reportedly had a secret date with porn star Holly Henderson whilst Fico went to Italy for a modelling job.
According to The Sun, the sportsman met the blonde bombshell in a club before becoming 'infatuated' with her.
He was later spotted with 32-year-old Henderson at the Marriot Hotel and Country Club where she was working on Celebrity Come Dine With Me.
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:40 pmby Chinners
Come Dine With Me? ... is that a euphemism?
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:50 pmby Ted Hughes
'Persued' a glamour girl ?
What, like Benny Hill; slapping a little bald fellow on the head as he went, with a couple of female traffic wardens, a policeman, old woman from the bus stop, woman with a rolling pin in her hand & a few random girls in miniskirts ?
Mind you that was the other way round, thinking about it.
Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:54 pmby DoomMerchant
Chinners wrote:Slim wrote:Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....
Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....
oh well
Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?
Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.
Nah, she's never done that has she???
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if you saw her by odd chance on the American Music Awards last night, then you prollee have a bit less jism inside you today as i type this. I'd lose a limb each to take her and Rihanna down. End of story. They decide which limbs. Could start a trend of some sort. Sounds like a really bad Chuck Palahniuck novel. Anyhoo...
cheers