Sunday's B*ll*x


AC Milan offer Pato to Man City for Tevez
AC Milan are willing to offer Alexandre Pato to Manchester City in a swap for Carlos Tevez.
The Daily Star Sunday says Milan want the AWOL Tevez on loan in January but are now considering proposing a swap deal involving Pato, 22.
City aren’t keen on a temporary move for the striker, unless there is a guarantee of a permanent deal.
But City boss Roberto Mancini might be more interested in a swap if Brazil defender Thiago Silva, 27, is involved.
Silva, though, is valued by Milan at £40million and they would prefer to keep him.
POINTS MEAN MOST TO POTATOHEAD
First team coach David Platt claims the number of goals Manchester City are scoring this season is "irrelevant" compared to the importance of winning games.
First team coach David Platt claims the number of goals Manchester City are scoring this season is "irrelevant" compared to the importance of winning games.
The Barclays Premier League leaders took their tally for the season to 48 in just their 14th game as they hammered promoted Norwich 5-1 at the Etihad Stadium. City are well on course to break Chelsea's 2009-10 Premier League record of 103 but Platt insists that is not important.
"The goals are irrelevant as long as we get the points," said Platt.
"You hear things leading into the week, playing against a newly-promoted side - albeit one that have done quite well for themselves and are in a mid-table position. People automatically assume now we are going to go out and get five, six, seven or eight goals against these teams.
"To be honest, we would take one as long as there was no reply because that would get you three points all the same."
Norwich boss Paul Lambert conceded his side were a distinct second best but at least felt his players gave a spirited performance.
Lambert said: "They are a top, top side. Their movement is brilliant, first class. But you don't help yourselves when you concede the goals we did.
"The first goal was poor and the second one should never have gone in from that distance. I won't blame individuals, we are a team, but I was glad we kept going.
"How do you compete with that? But what my group have got is a great willingness to try to do well. If you go and play them at their game they will pick you off all over the place because their movement is that good.
"The gameplan worked to an extent but the second goal was really poor. You hold your hand up. We were beaten by the better side but I am delighted we never folded."
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OTHER BOLLOX
Chelsea may offer England midfielder Frank Lampard to Tottenham as part of a deal to bring Luka Modric to Stamford Bridge. Sunday Mirror
Former Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill will be handed a transfer budget of up to £20m as he tries to revive Sunderland's fortunes. Sunday Mirror
Newcastle United goalkeeper Tim Krul has emerged as a surprise January transfer target for Spurs. The Netherlands international has impressed Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp this season. Metro
Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has confirmed that the club have accepted transfer requests from defender Alex and striker Nicolas Anelka. London's Evening Standard
Liverpool are considering making a move to re-sign Anelka in January. The Frenchman could be available for as little as £4m. caughtoffside.com
Chelsea are interested in signing Stuttgart and Serbian international midfielder Zdravko Kuzmanovic, joining a host of clubs such as Juventus, Bayern Munich and Lazio who are trailing the 24-year-old. footie-online.co.uk
Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov is a loan target for Fulham manager Martin Jol in the January transfer window. Sunday People
Juventus are rumoured to be preparing a bid to sign £20m-rated Arsenal winger Theo Walcott and are set to offer forward Milos Krasic in part-exchange. Metro
England manager Fabio Capello will place the emphasis on youth at Euro 2012 - meaning places in the squad for players like Kyle Walker, Jack Rodwell and Daniel Sturridge. Sunday Mirror
England will spend a week in Marbella as part of their preparations for the European Championship. Sunday Telegraph
France coach Laurent Blanc has begun the psychological tussle with England ahead of their critical Euro 2012 opener, claiming Capello wanted to avoid his side at all costs. Independent on Sunday
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew is reeling from a double injury blow after defenders Fabricio Coloccini and Steven Taylor picked up knocks in their defeat by Chelsea that make them major doubts for next weekend's clash with Norwich. Newcastle Chronicle
Sunderland legend Jimmy Montgomery says Martin O'Neill can bring a "touch of Brian Clough" to the Stadium of Light. Sunderland Echo
Former Sunderland boss Steve Bruce is being lined up by Championship side Ipswich as a potential replacement for under-fire manager Paul Jewell. Sunday Express
Blackpool have been reported to the Professional Footballers' Association for paying one of their senior players, former Manchester United winger Bojan Djordjic, just £90 a week. Mail on Sunday [/scroll]Bolton boss Owen Coyle has urged his side, who are bottom of the Fair Play League having picked up four red cards already this season, to clean up their act. The Bolton News
West Brom defender Gareth McAuley has spoken of the depths of despair to which he sank last summer when he thought a stomach illness - gastroenteritis - might end his Baggies career before it had even begun after moving on a free transfer from Ipswich. Birmingham Mail
Sepp Blatter believes England's failed 2018 World Cup bid has led to the country holding a grudge against the Fifa president. Mail on Sunday
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