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lampard

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:07 am
by dick dastardley
wtf is going on here everyone bigging up this fucker, just cos he scores a pen. sick to death of the chelsea manager too, love to punch the fuckers lights out!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:10 am
by Dubciteh
Was wondering that aswell, i like lampard but he had one touch of the ball last night-the peno and thats that hes back!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:28 am
by jono1978
Dubciteh wrote:Was wondering that aswell, i like lampard but he had one touch of the ball last night-the peno and thats that hes back!!!

Going on about he's back after a pen fat old clunt. As for Cole don't get me started little nob. I'm sure he bats for the other side there's a very feminine way about him..........

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:12 am
by dazby
Why did Joe dive that way? Frank always goes either the other way or middle. Ponderous.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:23 am
by craigmcfc
I'll throw a thought into the mix. Could we be tempted to throw a cheeky bid in for him in 3 weeks time? Cover for Yaya?

Just a thought, I'll go back into my cave now.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:30 am
by Bingo Lewis
craigmcfc wrote:I'll throw a thought into the mix. Could we be tempted to throw a cheeky bid in for him in 3 weeks time? Cover for Yaya?

Just a thought, I'll go back into my cave now.

You seriously wanna sign that fat shit cunt?
He's a never been, not even a has been.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:35 am
by craigmcfc
Bingo Lewis wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I'll throw a thought into the mix. Could we be tempted to throw a cheeky bid in for him in 3 weeks time? Cover for Yaya?

Just a thought, I'll go back into my cave now.

You seriously wanna sign that fat shit cunt?
He's a never been, not even a has been.


Now bingo lad, where did I say that I wanted to sign him? I just merely bobbed my head out to ask whether anyone thought that City/Mancini could be thinking of him as an option

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:39 am
by Bingo Lewis
craigmcfc wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I'll throw a thought into the mix. Could we be tempted to throw a cheeky bid in for him in 3 weeks time? Cover for Yaya?

Just a thought, I'll go back into my cave now.

You seriously wanna sign that fat shit cunt?
He's a never been, not even a has been.


Now bingo lad, where did I say that I wanted to sign him? I just merely bobbed my head out to ask whether anyone thought that City/Mancini could be thinking of him as an option

Ah, ok.
No, I don't reckon they even considered that option. He's fucking crap.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:34 am
by Mikhail Chigorin
Bingo Lewis wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I'll throw a thought into the mix. Could we be tempted to throw a cheeky bid in for him in 3 weeks time? Cover for Yaya?

Just a thought, I'll go back into my cave now.

You seriously wanna sign that fat shit cunt?
He's a never been, not even a has been.


Now bingo lad, where did I say that I wanted to sign him? I just merely bobbed my head out to ask whether anyone thought that City/Mancini could be thinking of him as an option

Ah, ok.
No, I don't reckon they even considered that option. He's fucking crap.


He's not even as good as that.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:41 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Have to say it's sticking in my craw that Lampard is getting all the headlines.

He was dirt last night. Sturridge was their match winner and should be receiving the plaudits not that fat has been.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:45 am
by Ted Hughes
It annoyed me that he ponced on, did fuck all, got a cheap goal (if Joe had stood still the pen would have hit him), did fuck all, tv pictures of his dad in the crowd, got a tv interview after the game; all for doing prety much fuck all.

Typical Redknapp clan bollox.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:39 pm
by Wonderwall
Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years. His goals from midfield are second to none over the years. His assists have been outstanding too. He is way past his best now but to call him shit is complete bollocks

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:23 pm
by Dubciteh
Wonderwall wrote:Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years. His goals from midfield are second to none over the years. His assists have been outstanding too. He is way past his best now but to call him shit is complete bollocks


I also agree with this, im a massive fan of Lampard, i just dont think he deserved any credit from last night. I dont think chelsea were that good last night at all despite all this shite about them been back in the title race etc, they wont win jack. Although Romeu looked decent but he drops very deep, very very comfortable on the ball, british players could learn a thing or two from him.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:04 pm
by Rag_hater
Wonderwall wrote:Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years. His goals from midfield are second to none over the years. His assists have been outstanding too. He is way past his best now but to call him shit is complete bollocks



Well said.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:27 pm
by Bingo Lewis
Wonderwall wrote:Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years. His goals from midfield are second to none over the years. His assists have been outstanding too. He is way past his best now but to call him shit is complete bollocks

sorry mate, i disagree.
He only gets as many goals as he does coz he's getting all the penalties (which he still misses his fair share of) and is forever shooting on site. He's no team player, and I reckon half his assists will be rebounds from his shots.
I've never rated Lampard, never ever.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:08 pm
by smurfsdabomb
Wonderwall wrote:Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years.


Bullshit, he's a deep striker carried by a team whos always had a capable target man and a strong midfield to cater for him. Drogba in front and a selection from Essien/Mikel/Makelele behind was even making Gudjohnson look world class while he was there. Credit to AVB he's actually copped on to this guy.

He's not passed his best at all, he hasn't changed in the slightest. He's still the same guy who masquerades as a central midfielder yet he needs two actual central midfielders beside him due to his incapability to do that job and relies on a ball winning front man to provide the chances for him to actually do something useful. He's a dreadful player if he doesn't have those things.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:58 pm
by Wonderwall
smurfsdabomb wrote:
Bullshit, he's a deep striker carried by a team whos always had a capable target man and a strong midfield to cater for him. Drogba in front and a selection from Essien/Mikel/Makelele behind was even making Gudjohnson look world class while he was there. Credit to AVB he's actually copped on to this guy.

He's not passed his best at all, he hasn't changed in the slightest. He's still the same guy who masquerades as a central midfielder yet he needs two actual central midfielders beside him due to his incapability to do that job and relies on a ball winning front man to provide the chances for him to actually do something useful. He's a dreadful player if he doesn't have those things.


So a manage realise that he can get 20+ goals a season from a central midfielder by giving him support and you think he is shit because of this?

2004 - 19 goals and 16 assists
2005 - 20 goals and 9 assists
2006 - 21 goals and 15 assists
2007 - 20 goals and 11 assists
2008 - 20 goals and 19 assists
2009 - 27 goals and 20 assists
2010 - 13 goals and 6 assists
2011 - 8 goals and 5 assists

Ok Mr bullshit find any premier league midfielder who can get close to those stats?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:03 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Wonderwall wrote:
smurfsdabomb wrote:
Bullshit, he's a deep striker carried by a team whos always had a capable target man and a strong midfield to cater for him. Drogba in front and a selection from Essien/Mikel/Makelele behind was even making Gudjohnson look world class while he was there. Credit to AVB he's actually copped on to this guy.

He's not passed his best at all, he hasn't changed in the slightest. He's still the same guy who masquerades as a central midfielder yet he needs two actual central midfielders beside him due to his incapability to do that job and relies on a ball winning front man to provide the chances for him to actually do something useful. He's a dreadful player if he doesn't have those things.


So a manage realise that he can get 20+ goals a season from a central midfielder by giving him support and you think he is shit because of this?

2004 - 19 goals and 16 assists
2005 - 20 goals and 9 assists
2006 - 21 goals and 15 assists
2007 - 20 goals and 11 assists
2008 - 20 goals and 19 assists
2009 - 27 goals and 20 assists
2010 - 13 goals and 6 assists
2011 - 8 goals and 5 assists

Ok Mr bullshit find any premier league midfielder who can get close to those stats?


I wish some folk would stop with the fuckign FACTS ffs "!!

If we want to diss that fat fucker then let us........so..hes fuckign shite and that's that.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:17 pm
by CityGer
Wonderwall wrote:Lampard has been the best attacking midfielder in the premier league for many years. His goals from midfield are second to none over the years. His assists have been outstanding too. He is way past his best now but to call him shit is complete bollocks


Spot on. Past his best but a record that speaks for itself. Top player.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:42 pm
by zuricity
Lampard is unhappy on the bench, or so the press is reporting.

Watch Chelsea slip into bad habits again this weekend. He'll (manager) probably have to start 'lamps' ( oooh I hate that nickname)
and they will not get lucky again like last night.

I think the more Lampard plays the less effective Chelsea will be. He's not the Messiah !