Monday's B*ll*x

City eye Eden
MANCHESTER CITY last night made a dramatic move for Lille sensation Eden Hazard.
Spurs and Arsenal have been locked in a battle to try and sign the Belgian playmaker, 21.
But City boss Roberto Mancini, assistant David Platt and chief football administration officer Brian Marwood flew to France to watch Hazard score one goal and set up two more in Lille's 4-0 win over Valenciennes.
And the trio were expected to open negotiations about a summer deal for Hazard, who has a £33million release clause in his contract.
Manchester United and Chelsea are interested as well and Alex Ferguson also watched Hazard last weekend.
But City believe they can outbid any of their rivals with a deal worth over £150,000 a week.
Hazard revealed: "I heard before the game that Mancini was there.
"For my part I always try and play the same way, whether Alex Ferguson's there or Mancini now.
"I try and forget about that when I'm on the pitch, I try to play my own game. No matter who's in the stands I just try to show what I can do.
"We'll see what happens, but for now I'm concentrating on finishing the season well with Lille."
Man City have ‘nothing to worry about’ in title race – Joe Hart
Joe Hart convinced Manchester City can claw back Manchester United's one point lead and win the Premier League title
Joe Hart has established himself as England's first-choice goalkeeperPhoto: DigDeep, via Wikimedia
Joe Hart believes Manchester City have “nothing to worry about” in the title race – despite trailing arch-rivals Manchester United by a point.
City slumped to a 1-0 defeat by Swansea City at the Liberty Stadium last Sunday, handing Sir Alex Ferguson’s side the advantage in the title race.
“We need to play well in every game because there are not many left now,” Hart told City’s website.
“We’re one point behind the leaders of the Premier League, we’re a good team and we’ve got nothing to worry about.
“We’ll go into the game against Chelsea as favourites – and we should be favourites.”
The 24-year-old has been one of City’s most consistent performers this season, but the former Shrewsbury Town goalkeeper insisted he can still up his game.
“I can definitely improve,” he added. “I like to think I’m improving in all sorts of areas.
“All keepers are going to have good patches and bad patches and at the moment I seem to be in a good one – but I know that can change. You need to be mentally strong, more than anything.”
Hart described City team-mate Mario Balotelli as one of the world’s best penalty takers after the Italian striker scored from the spot in the 3-2 victory over Lisbon on Thursday.
But the England international is confident he would come out on top should the pair meet at Euro 2012.
“Yeah, I hate to say it, he’s one of the best I’ve ever faced,” said Hart.
“He’s got this mad ability where he doesn’t need to look at the ball. If you don’t move he kicks it in the corner; if you do move he kicks it the other way – it’s almost impossible to stop.
“I need to get inside his head and I reckon if England played Italy, I would be able to stop him!”
DOUG'S SPORT RELIEF BOLLOX
BBC Sport Relief have announced this years prizes for auction including golf with Shearer, Ferdinand, Bellamy and Savage as well as many other fantatic lots. Three of the highlights are a commentary box at the Arsenal v City match (so you get the chance to deck Alan 'cunt' Green (currently £1000). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251012333405? ... 1557.l2649
Matchday experience v Sunderland (currently £210). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251013483261? ... 1557.l2649
The other eyecatching lot is the chance to spend the day with our very own Douglas Higginbottom watching the boys train (currently £610). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251012315024? ... 1557.l2649
A full list of the lots can be viewed at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sportrelief/news/2 ... rday.shtml
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OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have targeted Lille full-back Mathieu Debuchy, 26, as Sir Alex Ferguson continues his search for a new right-back. Metro
Bayern Munich are set to offer Arjen Robben, 28, a bumper new deal to ward off interest from Chelsea and Manchester City.
Eden Hazard is attracting interest from a number of Premier League clubs Daily Mail
Chelsea are keeping tabs on Havant & Waterlooville striker Ollie Palmer, 19, who has scored 14 goals since joining the club in September. Daily Mirror
The Blues do face competition from AC Milan for the signature of Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Willian, 23, in the summer. Metro
Highly rated Ajax centre-back Jan Vertonghen, 24, is keen on a move to Arsenal this summer. the Sun
Luis Suarez has attempted to end speculation about his future by insisting that not only does he want to remain with Liverpool, but the Merseyside club are already looking to extend his contract. the Times
Bolton Wanderers are ready to pull out of the FA Cup after Fabrice Muamba's cardiac arrest in their quarter-final tie against Tottenham on Saturday. The club are said to be too distraught to return to White Hart Lane. Daily Mirror
Muamba's chances of survival may have increased after Tottenham fan Dr Andrew Deaner, a consultant cardiologist at the London Chest Hospital, raced on to the pitch to give his assistance. Daily Express
Former Tottenham striker Jurgen Klinsmann has ruled himself out of the running to become Spurs manager if Harry Redknapp becomes the next England boss. the Sun
Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew wants his side to win four more games this season to secure a top-six finish and European football. talkShite
Former England coach Fabio Capello maintains his decision to resign was correct because of the Football Association's decision to overrule him on the issue of removing the captaincy from John Terry. the Independent
West Brom have revealed that striker Shane Long missed two and a half months of action after suffering a heart scare. Daily Mail
Bayern Munich duo Franck Ribery and Toni Kroos came up with a novel way to decide who would take a penalty for the German side, a game of Schnick, Schnack, Schnuck or paper, scissors, stone. 101 great goals
Former Brazil forward Rivaldo - now 40 years old - scored a hat-trick for Angolan side Kabusciro on Saturday. 101 great goals
MANCHESTER CITY last night made a dramatic move for Lille sensation Eden Hazard.
Spurs and Arsenal have been locked in a battle to try and sign the Belgian playmaker, 21.
But City boss Roberto Mancini, assistant David Platt and chief football administration officer Brian Marwood flew to France to watch Hazard score one goal and set up two more in Lille's 4-0 win over Valenciennes.
And the trio were expected to open negotiations about a summer deal for Hazard, who has a £33million release clause in his contract.
Manchester United and Chelsea are interested as well and Alex Ferguson also watched Hazard last weekend.
But City believe they can outbid any of their rivals with a deal worth over £150,000 a week.
Hazard revealed: "I heard before the game that Mancini was there.
"For my part I always try and play the same way, whether Alex Ferguson's there or Mancini now.
"I try and forget about that when I'm on the pitch, I try to play my own game. No matter who's in the stands I just try to show what I can do.
"We'll see what happens, but for now I'm concentrating on finishing the season well with Lille."
Man City have ‘nothing to worry about’ in title race – Joe Hart
Joe Hart convinced Manchester City can claw back Manchester United's one point lead and win the Premier League title
Joe Hart has established himself as England's first-choice goalkeeperPhoto: DigDeep, via Wikimedia
Joe Hart believes Manchester City have “nothing to worry about” in the title race – despite trailing arch-rivals Manchester United by a point.
City slumped to a 1-0 defeat by Swansea City at the Liberty Stadium last Sunday, handing Sir Alex Ferguson’s side the advantage in the title race.
“We need to play well in every game because there are not many left now,” Hart told City’s website.
“We’re one point behind the leaders of the Premier League, we’re a good team and we’ve got nothing to worry about.
“We’ll go into the game against Chelsea as favourites – and we should be favourites.”
The 24-year-old has been one of City’s most consistent performers this season, but the former Shrewsbury Town goalkeeper insisted he can still up his game.
“I can definitely improve,” he added. “I like to think I’m improving in all sorts of areas.
“All keepers are going to have good patches and bad patches and at the moment I seem to be in a good one – but I know that can change. You need to be mentally strong, more than anything.”
Hart described City team-mate Mario Balotelli as one of the world’s best penalty takers after the Italian striker scored from the spot in the 3-2 victory over Lisbon on Thursday.
But the England international is confident he would come out on top should the pair meet at Euro 2012.
“Yeah, I hate to say it, he’s one of the best I’ve ever faced,” said Hart.
“He’s got this mad ability where he doesn’t need to look at the ball. If you don’t move he kicks it in the corner; if you do move he kicks it the other way – it’s almost impossible to stop.
“I need to get inside his head and I reckon if England played Italy, I would be able to stop him!”
DOUG'S SPORT RELIEF BOLLOX
BBC Sport Relief have announced this years prizes for auction including golf with Shearer, Ferdinand, Bellamy and Savage as well as many other fantatic lots. Three of the highlights are a commentary box at the Arsenal v City match (so you get the chance to deck Alan 'cunt' Green (currently £1000). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251012333405? ... 1557.l2649
Matchday experience v Sunderland (currently £210). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251013483261? ... 1557.l2649
The other eyecatching lot is the chance to spend the day with our very own Douglas Higginbottom watching the boys train (currently £610). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251012315024? ... 1557.l2649
A full list of the lots can be viewed at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sportrelief/news/2 ... rday.shtml
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OTHER BOLLOX
Manchester United have targeted Lille full-back Mathieu Debuchy, 26, as Sir Alex Ferguson continues his search for a new right-back. Metro
Bayern Munich are set to offer Arjen Robben, 28, a bumper new deal to ward off interest from Chelsea and Manchester City.
Eden Hazard is attracting interest from a number of Premier League clubs Daily Mail
Chelsea are keeping tabs on Havant & Waterlooville striker Ollie Palmer, 19, who has scored 14 goals since joining the club in September. Daily Mirror
The Blues do face competition from AC Milan for the signature of Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Willian, 23, in the summer. Metro
Highly rated Ajax centre-back Jan Vertonghen, 24, is keen on a move to Arsenal this summer. the Sun
Luis Suarez has attempted to end speculation about his future by insisting that not only does he want to remain with Liverpool, but the Merseyside club are already looking to extend his contract. the Times
Bolton Wanderers are ready to pull out of the FA Cup after Fabrice Muamba's cardiac arrest in their quarter-final tie against Tottenham on Saturday. The club are said to be too distraught to return to White Hart Lane. Daily Mirror
Muamba's chances of survival may have increased after Tottenham fan Dr Andrew Deaner, a consultant cardiologist at the London Chest Hospital, raced on to the pitch to give his assistance. Daily Express
Former Tottenham striker Jurgen Klinsmann has ruled himself out of the running to become Spurs manager if Harry Redknapp becomes the next England boss. the Sun
Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew wants his side to win four more games this season to secure a top-six finish and European football. talkShite
Former England coach Fabio Capello maintains his decision to resign was correct because of the Football Association's decision to overrule him on the issue of removing the captaincy from John Terry. the Independent
West Brom have revealed that striker Shane Long missed two and a half months of action after suffering a heart scare. Daily Mail
Bayern Munich duo Franck Ribery and Toni Kroos came up with a novel way to decide who would take a penalty for the German side, a game of Schnick, Schnack, Schnuck or paper, scissors, stone. 101 great goals
Former Brazil forward Rivaldo - now 40 years old - scored a hat-trick for Angolan side Kabusciro on Saturday. 101 great goals