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New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:56 am
by Fesan
Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:05 am
by Pretty Boy Lee
Love it.

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:09 am
by john68
Fesan wrote:Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)


It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:17 am
by Buffalo Soldier
john68 wrote:
Fesan wrote:Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)


It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)


I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.

I think it's got a ring to it.

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:34 am
by Blue Since 76
I liked the one from the Chelsea fans - he plays when he wants

The Mancini chant when he came on was probably the best response though

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:53 am
by bluej
Blue Since 76 wrote:I liked the one from the Chelsea fans - he plays when he wants

The Mancini chant when he came on was probably the best response though


Yeah really glad that mancini chant went round, probably the best way to respond to Tevez coming on.

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:12 am
by Yffi_88
Buffalo Soldier wrote:
john68 wrote:
Fesan wrote:Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)


It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)


I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
[i]He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.[/i]

I think it's got a ring to it.



LOL! :)

Lets get it going!

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:16 pm
by Goataldo
He likes to take a break but when he plays he's fucking great.

Not being patronising, but the amount of syllables really is important.

Re: New Tevez song

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:19 pm
by london blue 2
Buffalo Soldier wrote:
john68 wrote:
Fesan wrote:Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)


It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)


I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.

I think it's got a ring to it.


Brilliant.